Most perverted thing you've every done

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So many of us Tag members always say we're so perverted or so and so is so perverted, yet I don't recall a thread mentioning what made us think we're perverts or so and so is a pervert. If there was a thread before created by myself or others, my apologies (didn't find any using the search function). As I get older, short term memory seems to get worse and worse, lol. Getting old sucks in a bad way, lol.

Anyways, since I asked the question, I'll be the guinea pig and go first. The one that sticks out in my mind was when I was in college and used to live in the dorm with my girlfriend (and yes, it wasn't supposed to be co-ed). We lucked out in that she got the corner room which housed only 2 people and not 4 like most dorm rooms.

So moving in day, we meet her dorm mate and her boyfriend (who was a classmate of mine, but not a friend). Anyway about 3 months in and everyone is pretty much getting along. Just for perspective, her dorm mate became "queen" of basketball homecoming in her junior year.

So I get to fantasizing about screwing her (she's a soft moaner). Bedroom is shared with student desks separating the two beds so we could hear each others amorous adventures sometimes.

So this is my perverted moment. One day around 1 pm, I'm home alone and horny caused I haven't fucked my girlfriend in the past 6 hours. I'm rubbing one out when her roommate comes home. I can hear her in the small living room and so I make like I'm sleeping in the bedroom. She eventually opens the door separating the living room from the bedroom and enters. I see her glance my way. Thinking I'm sleeping she goes into their shared closet area and emerges wearing only a towel and crosses the hall into the shower room. Nothing sexual about that, but after she shuts the door and I hear the water running and being horny I head over to closet. I see her panties lying in the basket on the floor. So what does a horny bastard do. I pick them up and sniff them, lol. It smells heavenly and is fairly wet (I guess she's horny too, lol).

Since I know she normally showers for about 15 minutes, I keep her panties and go back to bed. I fantasize I'm screwing her as I run her panties up and down my shaft and when I'm about to cum, I cover my cock with them in the crotch area of her panties. I shoot a huge load and proceed to rub it in so there's no evidence of what just happened. Enlightened and relieved I quietly return it to her basket in approximately the same way I found it. End of story. That's what I thought!!!

After about 15 minutes, I hear the bathroom door open, see her stick her head out of the door wrapped in her towel and walks to closet. I immediately hear her say "Oh Shit" and now I'm thinking I'm busted or something. Apparently as I saw a few minutes later, I think she ran out of underwear cause she was wearing the same pair she just took off. She gets dressed and leaves.

I'm thinking "Oh Crap" is she gonna notice the additional wetness. I go to the basket and sure enough the panty I just shot my load is gone, confirming she was wearing the same pair she just removed. That just made me hornier, lol. If she noticed, she never said anything about it and she's the type that would call me out, so I dodged a bullet.

Well, my girlfriend came home about an hour later, grabbed her immediately, off to the bedroom and pounded her for over an hour. She was like "what's gotten into you." Never told her about what happened, she would've killed me, lol.
 
So there's this:
https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/anyone-coming-to-bo-3-28-for-gb-event.24906/page-2

Apart from that, there's the time another TAG member kindly shot his load all over one of the hottest ladies from AM and I licked it all up while shooting my own load.

And, before that, the time I asked my sexy female friend to have sex with one of my best friends. Without using a condom. And then I met her on a lawn in front of a major music festival and licked her pussy.

But I feel like I'm only getting started...
 
So there's this:
https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/anyone-coming-to-bo-3-28-for-gb-event.24906/page-2

Apart from that, there's the time another TAG member kindly shot his load all over one of the hottest ladies from AM and I licked it all up while shooting my own load.

And, before that, the time I asked my sexy female friend to have sex with one of my best friends. Without using a condom. And then I met her on a lawn in front of a major music festival and licked her pussy.

But I feel like I'm only getting started...

ok , you win already ! :ROFLMAO:
 
No matter what I do I don’t think of it as being perverted. Lots of things in Japan could sound perverted if you describe it like:
I went to a place sat down in benches behind some dudes being sucked off then some woman came later & sucked me off too.
It becomes pretty plain once you are used to it & might influence what we think is perverted.
 
No matter what I do I don’t think of it as being perverted. Lots of things in Japan could sound perverted if you describe it like:
I went to a place sat down in benches behind some dudes being sucked off then some woman came later & sucked me off too.
It becomes pretty plain once you are used to it & might influence what we think is perverted.
True, Its a very relative term. For devout Christians any sexual act which is not missionary position is perverted I suppose
 
I'm having a hard time with the term "perverted"....

My basic rule is that I'm perfectly OK with anything involving consenting adults, as long as it doesn't involve former food or former people.

Anything outside of that isn't perverted so much as it's amoral, criminal, or a health hazard.

And with that said, the most extreme thing I can admit to without identifying myself to anyone that knows me..... fucking my girlfriend while we watched a bodybuilder get fisted by a tiny little woman in the locker room at Torture Garden, with a crowd of people watching all of us.
 
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I'm having a hard time with the term "perverted"....

My basic rule is that I'm perfectly OK with anything involving consenting adults, as long as it doesn't involve former food or former people.

Anything outside of that isn't perverted so much as it's amoral, criminal, or a health hazard.

And with that said, the most extreme thing I can admit to without identifying myself to anyone that knows me..... fucking my girlfriend while we watched a bodybuilder get fisted by a tiny little woman in the locker room at Torture Garden, with a crowd of people watching all of us.

aaah it was YOU! :D
Great mask and outfit (y)
 
I've been an atheist my whole life but my parents are super hardcore christians so I had sex with my ex at their church to 'get back' at them for making me go to church. We were almost caught as in my dad walked into the room mid act but we were hidden behind something in the room and just said we were trying to find something.
 
Yeah, I can't compete with some of these but I definitely have a story or two.

I think the worst thing I've ever done is jerk off and bust a nut all over (and inside) my mother in law's high heels when I was staying at their home but everyone was out for some reason that afternoon. I cleaned it up of course but I left just a tiny bit of dried jizz on the inside, which she later walked on no doubt and was none the wiser.
 
Once I went out for a date with a girl from Tinder. She strongly hinted she would be good to go to a hotel but I refused.

I am pretty sure there is nothing more perverted in the world that that.
 
Once I went out for a date with a girl from Tinder. She strongly hinted she would be good to go to a hotel but I refused.

I am pretty sure there is nothing more perverted in the world that that.

once I paid a SB 50k, went to a beach but she had forgotten her swimsuit so on the way bought a shockingly expensive 20k fancy one, then we went to a love hotel and I paid 10k for the room. I was already drunk, could not get it up, shouted it was her fault and asked her to leave. Then I jerked off alone in the room. Beat that
 
once I paid a SB 50k, went to a beach but she had forgotten her swimsuit so on the way bought a shockingly expensive 20k fancy one, then we went to a love hotel and I paid 10k for the room. I was already drunk, could not get it up, shouted it was her fault and asked her to leave. Then I jerked off alone in the room. Beat that
Haha that was a much better story than i was expecting
 
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So many of us Tag members always say we're so perverted or so and so is so perverted, yet I don't recall a thread mentioning what made us think we're perverts or so and so is a pervert. If there was a thread before created by myself or others, my apologies (didn't find any using the search function). As I get older, short term memory seems to get worse and worse, lol. Getting old sucks in a bad way, lol.

Anyways, since I asked the question, I'll be the guinea pig and go first. The one that sticks out in my mind was when I was in college and used to live in the dorm with my girlfriend (and yes, it wasn't supposed to be co-ed). We lucked out in that she got the corner room which housed only 2 people and not 4 like most dorm rooms.

So moving in day, we meet her dorm mate and her boyfriend (who was a classmate of mine, but not a friend). Anyway about 3 months in and everyone is pretty much getting along. Just for perspective, her dorm mate became "queen" of basketball homecoming in her junior year.

So I get to fantasizing about screwing her (she's a soft moaner). Bedroom is shared with student desks separating the two beds so we could hear each others amorous adventures sometimes.

So this is my perverted moment. One day around 1 pm, I'm home alone and horny caused I haven't fucked my girlfriend in the past 6 hours. I'm rubbing one out when her roommate comes home. I can hear her in the small living room and so I make like I'm sleeping in the bedroom. She eventually opens the door separating the living room from the bedroom and enters. I see her glance my way. Thinking I'm sleeping she goes into their shared closet area and emerges wearing only a towel and crosses the hall into the shower room. Nothing sexual about that, but after she shuts the door and I hear the water running and being horny I head over to closet. I see her panties lying in the basket on the floor. So what does a horny bastard do. I pick them up and sniff them, lol. It smells heavenly and is fairly wet (I guess she's horny too, lol).

Since I know she normally showers for about 15 minutes, I keep her panties and go back to bed. I fantasize I'm screwing her as I run her panties up and down my shaft and when I'm about to cum, I cover my cock with them in the crotch area of her panties. I shoot a huge load and proceed to rub it in so there's no evidence of what just happened. Enlightened and relieved I quietly return it to her basket in approximately the same way I found it. End of story. That's what I thought!!!

After about 15 minutes, I hear the bathroom door open, see her stick her head out of the door wrapped in her towel and walks to closet. I immediately hear her say "Oh Shit" and now I'm thinking I'm busted or something. Apparently as I saw a few minutes later, I think she ran out of underwear cause she was wearing the same pair she just took off. She gets dressed and leaves.

I'm thinking "Oh Crap" is she gonna notice the additional wetness. I go to the basket and sure enough the panty I just shot my load is gone, confirming she was wearing the same pair she just removed. That just made me hornier, lol. If she noticed, she never said anything about it and she's the type that would call me out, so I dodged a bullet.

Well, my girlfriend came home about an hour later, grabbed her immediately, off to the bedroom and pounded her for over an hour. She was like "what's gotten into you." Never told her about what happened, she would've killed me, lol.
Sometimes im horny but just jerking iff wont cut it, however i dont have the time to go to an escort or whatever, so i write kind of tame, convoluted stories on message boards about some made up shit that i wish happened, then I finish jerking off.
 
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once I paid a SB 50k, went to a beach but she had forgotten her swimsuit so on the way bought a shockingly expensive 20k fancy one, then we went to a love hotel and I paid 10k for the room. I was already drunk, could not get it up, shouted it was her fault and asked her to leave. Then I jerked off alone in the room. Beat that

I think I remember you posted pics of that lovely day at the beach ......and we were all jealous.....then.
 
Oh you are probably new here, there are here and there on this forum and if they aren’t , it’s because I try hard to forget them :)

You know the only thing that makes you forget them is to go and get worse experiences that drown the old ones away.
 
once I paid a SB 50k, went to a beach but she had forgotten her swimsuit so on the way bought a shockingly expensive 20k fancy one, then we went to a love hotel and I paid 10k for the room. I was already drunk, could not get it up, shouted it was her fault and asked her to leave. Then I jerked off alone in the room. Beat that
That's hilarious....but shit happens :ROFLMAO:
 
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I think I remember you posted pics of that lovely day at the beach ......and we were all jealous.....then.
Yeah... they post pics without me on Insta, I post pics without their faces on TAG... different types of bragging :D
 
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You know the only thing that makes you forget them is to go and get worse experiences that drown the old ones away.
I really feel sorry for the girl now... I have no excuse and shouldnt have drunk before going to the LH, for sure... but we had very little chemistry and her « no kiss on the lips » policy really put me off. Also talking on the pillow about how great her past BF’s dick was , did not really help :D
 
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I think I know her..........
The one who studied in the U.S
Big fan of Nicki Minaj
Loves young grungy American types with beards and big dicks
So yeah, we were not an obvious match
 
The one who studied in the U.S
Big fan of Nicki Minaj
Loves young grungy American types with beards and big dicks
So yeah, we were not an obvious match
I was making a joke (I've heard something along those lines from a girl after I blew my load in her mouth) "My other bf never does that to me"