Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

What is your definition of a dad’s joke?
Just unfunny, or it needs other characteristics?
Because if its just unfunny I can serve you loads of teenagers or millennials jokes which fit very well too :D
 
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.
 
What is your definition of a dad’s joke?

Well you for all people should know. It is a joke you tell in front of your daughter and her friends. Then you laugh and she will tell her friends she doesn't know who that old creepy guy is and then stops talking with you for two months.
 
Well you for all people should know. It is a joke you tell in front of your daughter and her friends. Then you laugh and she will tell her friends she doesn't know who that old creepy guy is and then stops talking with you for two months.
Aaaah okayyyy . Yeah I did lots of those. To the point she has no friends now :)
 
Okay so thats typically the kind of jokes I would do in front of her friends (taken from the Between 2 Ferns blooper vid above):

you know what happens to a Jewish guy hitting a wall with a full erection?

... He breaks his nose

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
you know what happens to a Jewish guy hitting a wall with a full erection?

... He breaks his nose

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
To be fair that's only really a dad joke if your dad is David Duke....

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The classic definition of a Dad joke is that it has a simple, yet horrific, pun of some kind.

But do you know when a joke truly becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.
 
The classic definition of a Dad joke is that it has a simple, yet horrific, pun of some kind.

ok so actually my daughter is the queen of Dad jokes then ... I should learn from her, not the other way round
 
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And their intel says his grandmother is French. Why?

Because he called her Au revoir-sama.

fuck this one gets to my nerves
Im french and I don’t get it
Will ask the offspring to explain me