Handjob 10 days later feeling unwell

MikeH said:

Then again that's telling nothing.

You most probably just have the common cold. That won't show up in the influenza test.

The second most probable cause for your symptoms is you are just freaking out. I have seen guys get their lymph nodes swell up just because they were sure they got HIV.

Let me venture a wild guess. You are pretty inexperienced sexually, right? Was that your first time with a girl?

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My diagnosis is Christain guilt complex.
Unfortunately, it's fatal.

psd said:

Unfortunately, it's fatal.

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Valar Morghulis.

ponpon said:

herpes virus isn’t fixable if that’s what it is.

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just keep things in perspective. so many things in life aren't 'fixable',
for example some personality traits and mental abnormalities.
and it's not always so bad....

You're either trolling or an idiot. That's not an exclusive or either, both are possible.

Yes, I know we're supposed to be nice and supportive but you're an idiot.

Sorry.

ponpon said:

No sorry needed. I’m definitely not trolling but I will openly profess to being an idiot. I’ve been doing so over and over this past week.

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36 posts about getting AIDS from a bare back handjob. Seriously, don't ever stick your dick in a woman, you'll get cancer.

Now let me get this straight.

1. You dont know if the handjob woman had herpes or not. Statistics say not.
2. You dont know if she was having an outbreak or viral shedding at the time. Statisitics say not.
3. You dont recall that she had any bodily fluids, blood or sores on her hands. So likely not.
4. You didn't have any open scrapes abrasions or sore on you pecker at the time to invite infection. So likely not.
5. Several weeks later and you have not developed any blisters or other concrete signs of infection. So likely not.
6. You are going against all known science and documented medical history by thinking you might have gotten herpes from a handjob. Statistics and science says not.

1+2+3+4+5+6 = not + not + not + not + not + not = no fucking way. Now you are going to go on for weeks maybe months trying to prove to yourself that you do or don't have herpes. Guess what? It is impossible to prove a negative. Your test will come up negative. Then you will worry that it is a false negative. And you will get another test and then later worry that it is some more evil kind of herpes that doesnt show up on the test. Then you will refuse to believe the tests results.

Look, even if you did have herpes, there is really nothing you can do about it. There are supressive drugs, but there is no point in taking them without a definitive diagnosis. Why worry about something you can't do anything about?

jhingy567 said:

Actually right now I do have a tender groin region and Also feeling flu-ish. not herpes, but just an uncomfortable bike saddle and bad hayfever.

Lol why did you quote me?

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Was drunk . Probably.

MossBoss said:

Or it could be food poisoning. Did you go to a kebab shop a few days ago?!

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Man, I ate at the one in Roppongi by TGI Fridays and it put me down for 2 days. Stuff came out both from top hole and bottom hole.
Never again. It was the only thing I ate that day.

At least the kebab guys keep the stray cat population in central Tokyo to manageable levels.

MossBoss said:

At least the kebab guys keep the stray cat population in central Tokyo to manageable levels.

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Well, let's be honest, who doesn't enjoy eating a little pussy?

Gonorrhea is a possibility.
Incubation is 7-10 days
Symptoms mimic flu like symptoms and are often confused with the flu.
Sometimes, but not always, painful urination or a yellow/green tinted white discharge.
Sometimes, but not always itching or burning around the urethra.
Sore throat sometimes.

Possible to get if she had saliva on her hands as lube and that got in to the urethra.

You can always run down and get tested, or order the at home test kit from off the net.

My 2 cents : if the HJ was vigous then possible ur urethera was damaged... Like bruised or similar... Maybe also that this is causing the discomfort u feel.. Nausea is probably from other germ source as others have mentioned and the stress of u worrying is the other part of it... I'm not a medical doctor, but that would be my guess on why... ......

BB0523 said:

My 2 cents : if the HJ was vigous then possible ur urethera was damaged... Like bruised or similar... Maybe also that this is causing the discomfort u feel.. Nausea is probably from other germ source as others have mentioned and the stress of u worrying is the other part of it... I'm not a medical doctor, but that would be my guess on why... ......

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I just envisioned explaining to the doctor "vigorous handjob"

ponpon said:

No sorry needed. I’m definitely not trolling but I will openly profess to being an idiot. I’ve been doing so over and over this past week.

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your symptoms are also similar to those found in an aggressive form of brain cancer that can be contracted by watching porn in which the female lead does not remove her shoes before entering whichever room she gets f**ked in, so you should get an MRI too to be safe