English friendly anal?

Guy training EMTs here told us a story of the time he was working in LA. They went to a home with a male patient who was in a guarded position and in extreme pain. They get through their primary and secondary assessments, then they suspect that he has a bowel obstruction. They asked his partner how long has this been going on and what not and come to find out that he has a hamster up his ass. The hamster was suppose to die and pass through his system, but instead died and left to fester inside of him, because of this his body was turning septic. Great story along with one man glass bottle for not shoving things up your ass that you can not get out.
If you are really brave, use your favorite search engine to find x-rays of all the weird stuff people stick up their asses or pussies that don't come out as expected.
 
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If you are really brave, use your favorite search engine to find x-rays of all the weird stuff people stick up their asses or pussies that don't come out as expected.

Trust me, I have seen things that I don't want to see. I can't look at chow mein the same way, I am easily disturbed by Skittles candy around the genital area, plus light green gives me nausea. Thank you very much to people doing stupid shit!!!
 
If you are really brave, use your favorite search engine to find x-rays of all the weird stuff people stick up their asses or pussies that don't come out as expected.
Brave is supposed to be something, which othewise would be foolhardy, that benefits the greater good. I see no such benefit from this information.
 
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Guy training EMTs here told us a story of the time he was working in LA. They went to a home with a male patient who was in a guarded position and in extreme pain. They get through their primary and secondary assessments, then they suspect that he has a bowel obstruction. They asked his partner how long has this been going on and what not and come to find out that he has a hamster up his ass. The hamster was suppose to die and pass through his system, but instead died and left to fester inside of him, because of this his body was turning septic. Great story along with one man glass bottle for not shoving things up your ass that you can not get out.
Huh!? So which way did the hamster come in?

poor thing :( (the hamster)
 
I'm also not a fan of their system which has options on it that I'm personally quite grossed out by like cheap anal and even anal fisting. I can understand that the vagina get stretched out at least temporarily after child birth but does the same thing happy to the anus? How?
Well, options are as the name says ... optional. I just checked the roster and there is exactly one girl offering anal fisting and it's listed as being in training. I have actually never seen different for that option.
AF and vaginal fisting are also often listed as being in training (if available).
Cheap is obviously a subjective term, but the shop isn't cheap overall.

To each there own. I personally have no interest in either way of fisting, but girls practicing that are usually not too concerned about size ;)
 
Well, options are as the name says ... optional. I just checked the roster and there is exactly one girl offering anal fisting and it's listed as being in training. I have actually never seen different for that option.
AF and vaginal fisting are also often listed as being in training (if available).
Cheap is obviously a subjective term, but the shop isn't cheap overall.

To each there own. I personally have no interest in either way of fisting, but girls practicing that are usually not too concerned about size ;)
Its a weird option. I understand they probably want a kinky image for the shop, but i think they should be more gentle for just-mothers and also not offer bbj. They are offering a strange fetish already, that should be enough for their customers.
I don't see how fisting would be related to breast milk.
 
Anyway, what other people do with their behind is none of my business.

I just wondered if there is any physical correlation between being a just-mom and being able to do such an extreme thing (because i would think the opposite, some people actually need stitches there).
Yes, it is an "option" and most people may not offer it, but regular DH usually don't have any backdoor fisting options.
 
If he survived, I hope at least his ass was thrown in jail.
Assuming this was another link about some guy with a fetish for receiving anal - at least he was prepared for what most guys worry about happening to them in prison.

And on this general subject -

 
Some tips from Goatse man, Kirk Johnson (translated from french):
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When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.
My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to take it to the next step. Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.
If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they allow your anus to stretch very slowly. Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.
When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could barely shove a finger in my ass).
What I'm going to tell you now is very important if you plan on doing extreme sessions and taking large gauge. Do not bandage your ass. Do not tighten your buttocks. Try not to get an erecection -- you want the blood to be in your ass lips, not in your cock. It's not easy, but it's important that you think of nothing and empty your mind. It's absolutely necessary that you concentrate on your breathing. Don't think of the pain; know that it will pass. The real secret though is to breath -- and remember, without the pain, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE BIG ONES!

Holly fuck, that anus has face?
 
Back to the original topic. http://www.milkybaby.jp used to be foreign friendly. They also have a sister shop which specialises in af.
Haven't been there in quite a while, but to my memory AF there actually meant AF;)

There should be some reviews on the board too. It's important to note that the shop is not a walk in shop. You have to make your appointment by phone or mail.

Do you happen to remember the name of that specific sister shop specialized in af ? Thanks
 
Are there any foreigner friendly services that allow anal sex? Can anyone guide me to the websites. I'm new here.
I understand that anal would cost more but how much more is it generally?

Thanks.

Hitodumajo.com

You will need a little Japanese language skill but my level is advanced tourist at max and I have no problem making a reservation.
 
AF-OK providers can be ordered from DH services like 39 Group and Yarisugi Circle with fairly basic japanese.

My one JAV actress AF was from 39's Nippori shop.