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Are there any twin escorts or two escorts that work together as a pair? I have a fantasy of getting oral sex from twin girls at the same time.
 
D3308 said:




Here's two YouTube videos about sex robots, but they aren't as funny as the guy who took one of the sex robots home and had it spread eagle in his bed while he bragged about the robot.
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Computing the break-even point right now
(Between human P4P consumption and this... errr.... investment )
 
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D3308 said:
Are there any twin escorts or two escorts that work together as a pair? I have a fantasy of getting oral sex from twin girls at the same time.
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Used to be , at [Redacted], but apparently it’s over
 
D3308 said:
Dang! I guess my timing sucks!
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You could try asking [Redacted] management if they can still arrange it but I guess it wont be cheap. Never tried myself, I’m not into the “Fook Yu / Fook Mi” fantasy but I respect all kinks as long as they are freely consented :)

 
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At Shinjuku [Redacted] I had a great experience with Egami Shiho.
 
Because we were warned to be on topic and because I am not like those guys who derail threads I of course stopped.

Hah, you almost believed! Instead I continue here:

roots reggae said:
I bet my education is just as big as your education!:LOL:
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I bet your education bill was way bigger than mine! And that I have dropped out of more university programs that you have. :p
 
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roots reggae said:
Words of Wisdom

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but on TAG, any fool that has ass in place of brains fools only fools.​
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MikeH said:
Because we were warned to be on topic and because I am not like those guys who derail threads I of course stopped.

Hah, you almost believed! Instead I continue here:
I bet your education bill was way bigger than mine! And that I have dropped out of more university programs that you have. :p
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Well, one of these days we'll have to get together for a few beers,

(I believe you guys owe me a Belgian, but I'm a little foggy on the circumstances)

compare educations, and see whose is biggest.:eek::LOL:

@MikeH , you can earn bonus points with the number of drop-out courses, but only if there is some kind of degree somewhere.

@Frenchy , you can earn*** bonus points for some kind publication somewhere, and extraordinary real-life experience that resulted in some kind of expanded knowledge somewhere.

I'm working on an adaptation of Sudsy's measuring device that would apply.

https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/how-do-you-measure-up-by-japanese-standards.18393/

***Note***​

Anyone who feels so inclined,

Please feel free to join in the biggest education contest. Please remember that any claims for credit of "extraordinary real-life experience that resulted in some kind of expanded knowledge somewhere" must be supported by some kind of documentation somewhere.

***Edit: In order to comply with TAG's ADA regulations, "be awarded" may be substituted for "earn" for individuals with an identified disability or handicap.
 
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roots reggae said:
Well, one of these days we'll have to get together for a few beers,

(I believe you guys owe me a Belgian, but I'm a little foggy on the circumstances)

compare educations, and see whose is biggest.:eek::LOL:

@MikeH , you can earn bonus points with the number of drop-out courses, but only if there is some kind of degree somewhere.

@Frenchy , you can earn bonus points for some kind publication somewhere, and extraordinary real-life experience that resulted in some kind of expanded knowledge somewhere.

I'm working on an adaptation of Sudsy's measuring device that would apply.

https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/how-do-you-measure-up-by-japanese-standards.18393/
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Hey , I’m French, I dont do “earning”. I bitch and moan and strike and make unreasonable demands, meanwhile working and studying as little as possible ! :D
 
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Man those bloody foreigners are loud. I am sitting in a big seminar room with about 60 Japanese and one other foreigner who is pretty much as far from me as possible.

Most of the Japanese are talking to the person next to them but still the only guy I can actually hear is that freaking guy trying to pick up the girl next to him.

And if you think I am bitching because I am jealous that is definitely part of the problem. She is the only hot girl in the room.
 
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MikeH said:
Man those bloody foreigners are loud. I am sitting in a big seminar room with about 60 Japanese and one other foreigner who is pretty much as far from me as possible.

Most of the Japanese are talking to the person next to them but still the only guy I can actually hear is that freaking guy trying to pick up the girl next to him.

And if you think I am bitching because I am jealous that is definitely part of the problem. She is the only hot girl in the room.
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Cant you go and sit next to the girl too?
She will get two gaijins in stereo conversation, might be fun! :)
 
A ladyfriend is coming soon from the U.S and is puzzled that she was offered to book a hotel room in a “women only” floor.

I can understand the logic of “women only” wagons at rush hour, but why women only floors in hotels?

I think she’s now freaking out it means excusively for lesbians, or the rest of the hotel is for deranged male pervs etc... :)
 
Frenchy said:
why women only floors in hotels?
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I have twice had to deal with guys trying to "finesse" their way into my female colleagues' hotel rooms. You know the score - when a guy's solo on a business trip and has a bit of Dutch courage in him, he'll hit on anyone, anywhere.

I can totally understand a demand for female only floors
 
Sudsy said:
I have twice had to deal with guys trying to "finesse" their way into my female colleagues' hotel rooms. You know the score - when a guy's solo on a business trip and has a bit of Dutch courage in him, he'll hit on anyone, anywhere.

I can totally understand a demand for female only floors
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The only first-hand account I've heard of a women-only floor in a hotel was that it was incredibly noisy out in the corridor throughout the night and hence difficult to sleep. But this was also Shinjuku (Washington Hotel I think) so I guess no surprises there.
 
Sudsy said:
I have twice had to deal with guys trying to "finesse" their way into my female colleagues' hotel rooms. You know the score - when a guy's solo on a business trip and has a bit of Dutch courage in him, he'll hit on anyone, anywhere.

I can totally understand a demand for female only floors
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“Dutch courage”... sounds like an oxymoron to me... :) anyway that’s clearly NOT an acceptable behaviour.
 
Sweetpotato said:
The only first-hand account I've heard of a women-only floor in a hotel was that it was incredibly noisy out in the corridor throughout the night and hence difficult to sleep. But this was also Shinjuku (Washington Hotel I think) so I guess no surprises there.
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From what I’ve just read it’s also because those rooms for ladies have more feminine features (decoration, amenities etc). It’s not just for safety or quietness reasons.
 
Frenchy said:
“Dutch courage”... sounds like an oxymoron to me... :) anyway that’s clearly NOT an acceptable behaviour.
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Historically the Dutch have a hell of a lot more than the French to justify that phrase. Now I'm wondering about the etymology of it...
 
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