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Plan B turned out great - Smart Oppai Pub

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Service and/or Provider's Name:
Smart Ikebukuro

Date of Encounter:
March 9th 2018

Contact Method:
http://smart-smart.net/s/

Appointment Length & Costs:
40 min - 5000 yen

Type/Location:
Oppai Pub / Sexy Kyaba

Language Notes:
Japanese only

Details of the Encounter:
Some time off, no problem, spend your hard earned extra money on boobs, why not... that Gingira 2p seems far... anyways, decided to doble down on GakuenSai, got there at 13:15, but it was full, oh well, they told me to wait until 14:00, but I didn’t have time so I left. Kinda following my own advice, decided to try ‘Smart’.

It’s the building across the street and was the same price. Got there, and wow... it was super cramped. The “lobby” was like 1 square meter. The doorman was friendly, didn’t ask anything just pay, and ‘Ugai’, they have some cups with cheap mouthwash, but it does the job... I guess... I always use my own before and after though, I don’t want the flu!

Ok so, he showed me to my seat and I was pleasantly surprised, don’t get me wrong it’s not big and comfy like the Wa style places, but they have these ‘black curtains’ to the roof that makes it the most private shop I’ve been to, there’s no way to check out other smelly fat ‘salaryman’ next to you, so if you care about that, this place is great. (If this is a cons to you, wtf is wrong with you... wait I should be tolerant, wtf is wrong with you.)

Moving on... got my whiskey and waited for like 3 min, 2 girl rotation, and got 2 newbies according to them.

1 - This girl has a bright future in the shimei department. Huge breasts, pretty face, superb service. She lacked reactions, so can’t say 10/10 service, maybe 8.5. But she is new, so she can get better. But then what made this place enter my ‘I have to squeeze another visit here’ list is the clothes. Apparently they specialize in babydolls, and this girl had a super sexy black one that omg... got me excited immediately. A lot of kisses, almost French, not that passionate but her big boobs were almost perfect. Had a great time.

2 - Where is your babydoll!? The second girl was pretty, but she was super new to this, like, shy and awkward. No kisses, no boobs for a while until I made her feel a little more comfortable. She was friendly and she hugged me like a GF would... but I was not there to hug girls. She had a schoolgirl uniform, that usually does it, but nope, after the babydoll... it didn’t do it. The grinding helped and eventually I kissed her boobs, a little, but it wasn’t that good overall... no shimeis coming her way unless she steps up.

Time’s up! No extension, super blue balls after the first girl but it was great ‘for science’.

Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.

Closing Comments:
I really liked the privacy and the babydoll (one, uno, 一). The girl quality was pretty good, and the service was 50/50. They didn’t have a lemon drink though, maybe I shouldn’t come again after all.
 
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2 - Where is your babydoll!? The second girl was pretty, but she was super new to this, like, shy and awkward. No kisses, no boobs for a while until I made her feel a little more comfortable. She was friendly and she hugged me like a GF would... but I was not there to hug girls. She had a schoolgirl uniform, that usually does it, but nope, after the babydoll... it didn’t do it. The grinding helped and eventually I kissed her boobs, a little, but it wasn’t that good overall... no shimeis coming her way unless she steps up.

Isn't this where you were supposed to step up and teach her how to service and get something extra afterwards? :p

Thanks for the review, gonna put that shop on my list of shops (keeps growing and never shrinking!) to try.
 
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Isn't this where you were supposed to step up and teach her how to service and get something extra afterwards? :p

Well, usually yeah... but not when it feels awkward since the beginning, and you’re visiting a new shop. Maybe with more time... but I’m not working for free!

Reminded me of this girl in Kurenai, was like a 5... and I’m being nice... but service was like 1/10... and she was like 30+ ... maybe if we don’t teach them they will become this...

In this business if you’re not good looking your attitude can make up for it, but usually a balance of both gets the best results.

I should have complained that time at Kurenai, my last girl was a sour end... haha
 
Are foreigners allowed in? I speak enough Japanese, I believe.
 
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Are foreigners allowed in? I speak enough Japanese, I believe.

I think, he didn’t check my nationality or anything.

Me: お疲れさまです。5000円の40分のコースお願いします。
Doorman: かしこまりました。先にお金お願いいたします。うがいはこちらです。飲み物はどうしましょうか。
Me: (I’ll translate) Do you have that cheap lemon drink most places in Japan serve?
Doorman: We are very sorry, we only have beer, whiskey or tea.
Me: that’s a shame, you just lost a future customer. *grumbling* I guess whiskey will do.
Doorman: Yes sir. We are very sorry. Please follow me.

So as you can see it seems there’s a Japanese barrier but not a gaijin filter. But as always, due to Japanese being racist sometimes YMMV, also if they are full or have bookings, they may just say Japanese Only to make you leave saving them the interaction.
 
I think, he didn’t check my nationality or anything.

Me: お疲れさまです。5000円の40分のコースお願いします。
Doorman: かしこまりました。先にお金お願いいたします。うがいはこちらです。飲み物はどうしましょうか。
Me: (I’ll translate) Do you have that cheap lemon drink most places in Japan serve?
Doorman: We are very sorry, we only have beer, whiskey or tea.
Me: that’s a shame, you just lost a future customer. *grumbling* I guess whiskey will do.
Doorman: Yes sir. We are very sorry. Please follow me.

So as you can see it seems there’s a Japanese barrier but not a gaijin filter. But as always, due to Japanese being racist sometimes YMMV, also if they are full or have bookings, they may just say Japanese Only to make you leave saving them the interaction.
I appreciate the translation but I can the conversation just fine without it. However, the Japanese version doesn't mention お茶 or ウィスキー. Personally, I would have to go with whiskey too. If that's all you needed, then I may just TDL it.
 
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I appreciate the translation but I can the conversation just fine without it. However, the Japanese version doesn't mention お茶 or ウィスキー. Personally, I would have to go with whiskey too. If that's all you needed, then I may just TDL it.

No problem! Just making a joke for everyone to understand! Some people here can’t read Japanese!
 
No problem! Just making a joke for everyone to understand! Some people here can’t read Japanese!
That's true. I know guy that's been living in Japan for 20 years and doesn't speak a word of Japanese.
 
I know guy that's been living in Japan for 20 years and doesn't speak a word of Japanese.

I would say that we may know the same guy, but sadly I know more than a handful of them.
 
I would say that we may know the same guy, but sadly I know more than a handful of them.

Ditto. Was once thinking (won't do it anymore, it hurt) how much poorer your life must be if you are living in a country where you don't speak the language.

Though obviously they don't share my view as if you have lived 20 years somewhere and don't know the language it must have been a conscious decision not to learn. That is long enough to learn any language just by osmosis.
 
I know some guys in that boat and am sort of baffled at how its possible for them to have picked up so little.
I have friends who came here with zero Japanese and have done zero actual "study" since coming over and they still have a better command of the language after a couple years.
Of course some people are more adept at languages than others but still...
 
Ditto. Was once thinking (won't do it anymore, it hurt) how much poorer your life must be if you are living in a country where you don't speak the language.

Though obviously they don't share my view as if you have lived 20 years somewhere and don't know the language it must have been a conscious decision not to learn. That is long enough to learn any language just by osmosis.
Ignorance is bliss
 
That's true. I know guy that's been living in Japan for 20 years and doesn't speak a word of Japanese.
Do we know each other?
 
Any oppai clubs in Tsuchiura or in Mito. Any website to find oppai pubs in Japan.
 
Don’t know if it still exists… but I’ve been to one called New Chaplin.