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Champs-Elysees - Should've said no and left

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Service and/or Provider's Name:
Arisa (ありさ）
http://shanze.jp/

Date of Encounter:
August 2019

Contact Method:
Telephone

Appointment Length & Costs:
50 minutes - 9800 yen

Type/Location:
Fashion Health (?)

Language Notes:
Japanese for everything

Details of the Encounter:
I guess i should chalk this one up for experience.

Called and reserved Rei for 5 PM but because i was being dumb, i ended up arriving at the shop at 5:20 PM. Was very surprised that there are a lot of customers today (previous times it was always quiet).

Anyway, i told the doorman that i had reservations but he led me to the waiting room anyway. After about 15 minutes of waiting he asked me about my reservation and told me it has been cancelled. Feeling kind of frustrated, i asked for someone available and i got Arisa. I knew that i should've said no and just left, but the urges got to me and i said "sure, why not". Paid 9800 yen and waited.

Now, here comes the fun part. I knew that the photo they showed isnt accurate so i tried to look for her actual measurements online. Due to some kind of dark magic, my phone has zero connection inside the waiting room, no matter how many times i restarted it. Realizing this, i just sat there helplessly as i waited my turn.

Anyway, the rest is as you can imagine. Arisa showed up, fat as expected and face as old as Osakan grandmas you saw on tv. I don't know how i manage to keep a straight face, but i guess my dick manages to persuade me to hold my disgust at least until you get out of the shop.

Very robotic service, not even any intimacy (wouldn't want to initiate either). And the worse part is getting fingered in the ass. Now, don't get me wrong. I wouldn't mind getting fingered by some smokin sexy JAV actress, but no way in hell would i want to be fingered by some granny with a big-ass mole on her face. Unfortunately, or fortunately, my dick doesnt care either way. I cummed, got washed, and left.

Also not amused that my rear hole is now 1 cm bigger. At least i knew i wouldn't get anymore constipation problems.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
If there is any effective way to teach me a lesson about "Don't be late", i would say this experience would be it. Also, the doorman told me in the very rare (or most) case i'm going to be late, please do drop a call to the shop.

Also, if your lady friend isn't there, don't take an alternative you dont plan for. Either you get the one you want, or you leave immediately.
 
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speedyboi said:
Very robotic service, not even any intimacy (wouldn't want to initiate either). And the worse part is getting fingered in the ass. Now, don't get me wrong. I wouldn't mind getting fingered by some smokin sexy JAV actress, but no way in hell would i want to be fingered by some granny with a big-ass mole on her face. Unfortunately, or fortunately, my dick doesnt care either way. I cummed, got washed, and left.
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Ouch....

Thanks for the feedback despite the experience...

Approved: 8/21/2019
 
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Got to be fair here, the whole chain specializes in older ladies and that’s what people go there for. I don’t think I’ve ever met a provider at one of their stores that wasn’t over 40, and pretty sure even those ones were actually over 50, but looked young for their age.
 
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Sudsy said:
Got to be fair here, the whole chain specializes in older ladies and that’s what people go there for. I don’t think I’ve ever met a provider at one of their stores that wasn’t over 40, and pretty sure even those ones were actually over 50, but looked young for their age.
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There are girls in the 30s range that arent so bad. Several at Sexy Kat in Kanda including Mizuki. The trick is to know who they are when you walk in and be careful when you pick from the name card line up. I highly advise that you review the website first and avoid any of the ladies with an asterisk instead of an age. If you make the mistake of getting an asterisk lady, as I once did, then you will have a traumatic experience that might just leave permanent psychological damage.
 
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warubuta said:
There are girls in the 30s range that arent so bad. Several at Sexy Kat in Kanda including Mizuki. The trick is to know who they are when you walk in and be careful when you pick from the name card line up. I highly advise that you review the website first and avoid any of the ladies with an asterisk instead of an age. If you make the mistake of getting an asterisk lady, as I once did, then you will have a traumatic experience that might just leave permanent psychological damage.
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Pretty sure those girls in the 30s age group are the ones I was referring to that I am assuming to be in their 40s, and are probably a young looking 50. Do you have a point about the asterisks being exceptionally older, but fortunately I’m already so psychologically scarred that I can just look at it as an extra bit of kink. :D
 
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In Japan showing up on time is a given. You're costing the girl and the shop precious time because they are often booked into fixed time slots if they are busy. Please don't do this. You're ruining it for the rest of us foreigners who try to keep a low profile. You may have cost them a time slot by being 20 minutes late. They probably waited 5-10 minutes and then cancelled and put her first up on the board. There is usually only 10 minutes between appointments when they are busy. I'm surprised they didn't give you the business for being late. The girls always tell me to call ahead if I'm going to be late or I need to cancel. One showed me her schedule (a piece of paper printed on a printer) and the time slots are fixed and they pack them in when the girl is popular.
 
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I know its bad but... I couldnt help smiling reading your review
Hey there are worse things in life than a temporarily enlarged asshole :)
 
Sorry for the experience , man . It's bad to the extent I laughed at some parts . Usually , bad experiences lead to better ones in the future .
 
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This is one of those experiences that builds character. You made some poor choices that caused you to be late and miss your appointment so as a consequence you got finger fucked in the ass by an old, fat lady.

Yeah that sounds awful, sorry. I've had some incidents of my own so I feel for ya.

They should put that into children's books as a cautionary tale.
 
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Lukes said:
you got finger fucked in the ass by an old, fat lady.
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Close your eyes, go to your happy place and it's a 18 year old spinner doing it.

The secret is to learn to put your clothes on with your eyes still shut tight and getting out of the place before opening them.
 
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You should go back and try Rei. She might be just normal quality most places, but in that group, she stands out for being relatively young and undeniably slim. More than adequate skills also.
 
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So in fact there is not all what you want at Champs Elysees (only francophones will get the joke but here you go...)

 
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DireWolf98 said:
Perhaps that’s unofficial punishment dispensed by this shop. LOL
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You mean they keep one girl there just for that? :D

Hmm, the language school @Sudsy and I have been planning got one more feature. :ROFLMAO:
 
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DireWolf98 said:
Perhaps that’s unofficial punishment dispensed by this shop. LOL
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Lol. I don't know if the ass finger banging was intentional but I'm pretty sure they gave him that girl on purpose. They were probably annoyed with him and were thinking screw this guy, give him the fatty
 
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Lukes said:
Lol. I don't know if the ass finger banging was intentional but I'm pretty sure they gave him that girl on purpose. They were probably annoyed with him and were thinking screw this guy, give him the fatty
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That was my lame attempt at a joke LOL
 
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DireWolf98 said:
I had that exact thought! Thanks for reading him The Riot Act.

Whether it’s Our Hobby or business appointments, please don’t confirm the stereotype that gaijin lack a sense of punctuality. This truly irritates most Japanese people.
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I hope I didn't come off as too harsh. The point is, many foreigners don't know how things really work in Japan and they think their behavior will gain a pass because they are foreigners. Foreigners get the crossed hand X because of behavior like this so I was just trying to inform him how things really work in Japan. They will rarely tell you to your face to f**k off because it is not like them to make someone lose face but unfortunately, a lot of foreigners think if they don't get told to f**k off they think it is OK to pull that act on them.

The unwritten rules in Japan are difficult to decode, I get that. It takes a lot of observation, motivation and dedication to learn the routine of how things REALLY work here. The fact he did not inform them he was late up front and they had to figure that out by checking and double checking their appt book must have really pissed them off. I know some of the tencho personally and the entire chain employs the best in the business. They are professional, dedicated and honorable. This little episode as described made me cringe.
 
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homer69 said:
I hope I didn't come off as too harsh. The point is, many foreigners don't know how things really work in Japan and they think their behavior will gain a pass because they are foreigners. Foreigners get the crossed hand X because of behavior like this so I was just trying to inform him how things really work in Japan.
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My friend, you were spot-on.

When I worked in Japan for a foreign company, I received a harsh lesson in punctuality. One day I contacted a Japanese entity, with whom we interacted, when he had a meltdown yelling on the phone: “Why is your company always late?!?!? What’s wrong with you?!?!?” The lecture went on for five minutes and ended when the Japanese guy slammed down the phone.

That Japanese Guy was right and we were wrong. The problem was that was my boss, despite being a veteran “Japan Hand” was seriously tone deaf about punctuality and other aspects of Japanese business and society. I called that guy back and apologized profusely. Then, I did what I could to effect change from within.

When my boss moved on and I was promoted, one of the numerous things that I improved was our company’s punctuality.
 
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TheScientist said:
A few years back there was a thread Prostate Probers in which several providers from this particular chain were listed as willing and capable of finger banging a fella's butthole.
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You are correct. However, that’s a requested service provided by girls with a special skill set.
 
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