Massage place that offers happy endings?

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Ok, so I'm moving to Hamamatsu City in the near future and I randomly did a google map search on massage parlors and a decent number of them came up.

I'm not really into Pink Salons or Soaplands anymore as they would always result in me contracting an STD such as chlamydia.

So I'm interested in massage places that offer happy endings (hands only type haha).

I came across this site: http://relaxation-suiren.hama-matsu.com/

Ok, so just like every other massage place, they offer acupressure, oil and foam massage courses and their sites doesn't list lymphatic massage but their staff are all dressed sexy like they might offer happy endings on the DL?

I know some places you just need to pay first and then ask for one, but I really hate doing that because it is awkward and makes me look perverted at places where they absolutely never give happy endings or anything else. I have convinced places like this to give me sexual favors but it was a pain in the ass and took time to talk the women into it. I just want to go to a massage place where they give you a happy ending as part of the system.

Does this look like one of those type places?

P.S. The prices are reasonable and the women look busty and hot.
 
Focus on the ladies rather than just the kind of massage. Their faces are somewhat blurred, even though they want you to know who they are and their voluptuous figures. Prices are cheap on the low end . - 3000 yen for 30 min. The fact that they go until 2AM. Chinese. Likely the menus are straight, and there is an up-sell for HE.
 
Shops probably don't advertise their staff in semi suggestive photos with blurred faces unless they intend to offer at least basic HE services. But you probably are gonna have to pay extra for it.
 
Shops probably don't advertise their staff in semi suggestive photos with blurred faces unless they intend to offer at least basic HE services. But you probably are gonna have to pay extra for it.

Yes, this makes sense. If I go there in the future, I will not ask for the HE and just pay for a standard acupressure or oil massage and then once the woman is massage my waist area I can just allow myself to become sexually aroused and see if she touches it. If she completely ignored my erection, then I will ask her if she would offer me an HE.

Has anyone actually been turned down an HE at a place like this for example you ask too passively and it turns the woman off, the women is too tired, etc?
 
Focus on the ladies rather than just the kind of massage. Their faces are somewhat blurred, even though they want you to know who they are and their voluptuous figures. Prices are cheap on the low end . - 3000 yen for 30 min. The fact that they go until 2AM. Chinese. Likely the menus are straight, and there is an up-sell for HE.

Yes, this exactly what I hate. I don't want to have to persuade a woman to give me an HE. That is a pain in the ass...unless you mean the staff trying to up-sell me into paying extra for the HE?
 
I think the typical HE massage shop lures you in with a cheap massage, and then after finishing a back massage, ask you to turn over, some near touches to groin, then says "would you like to feel better?" You say "yes" and they say "5000. ok?
 
I think the typical HE massage shop lures you in with a cheap massage, and then after finishing a back massage, ask you to turn over, some near touches to groin, then says "would you like to feel better?" You say "yes" and they say "5000. ok?

Wait...5,000yen for just an HE and that doesn't include the 3,000 - 5,000yen already paid for the standard massage? That is near 1man yen for an HE...it would cost less to get a blowjob at a Pink Salon (which I don't want) and that is ridiculous!
 
Wait...5,000yen for just an HE and that doesn't include the 3,000 - 5,000yen already paid for the standard massage? That is near 1man yen for an HE...it would cost less to get a blowjob at a Pink Salon (which I don't want) and that is ridiculous!
Go to a pink salon and ask for a hand job?
 
Wait...5,000yen for just an HE and that doesn't include the 3,000 - 5,000yen already paid for the standard massage? That is near 1man yen for an HE...it would cost less to get a blowjob at a Pink Salon (which I don't want) and that is ridiculous!
Jacking off is free.

Have at it. :)
 
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prices may vary ~ o_O

Let's hope so...because I know Chinese people all copy each other. All and I mean all the Chinese restaurant"s" in Yokohama's Chinatown are all actually the same fucking shitty Chinese restaurant with the same shitty menu and same shitty prices.

Pretty much every Chinese massage parlor I have been to (a lot of them both here and in China) have the same menu courses and have almost the exact same prices and deals. The staff while sometimes genuinely friendly, are mostly money grubbing little monsters.

To pay 1man yen for some fake back massage and a handjob, is insane. There are places that have tried charging me this much but I always had to negotiate with them for like 20 minutes to get the price significantly knocked down. I'm getting too old and tired of that nonsense, but I'm not going to jerk off. I stopped watching porn and jerking off over a year ago. I would rather just bang my roommate but sometimes a guy just needs to have another woman jerk him off or blow him.
 
Pretty much every Chinese massage parlor I have been to (a lot of them both here and in China) have the same menu courses and have almost the exact same prices and deals. The staff while sometimes genuinely friendly, are mostly money grubbing little monsters.

Or maybe - just maybe - you're being a bit of a cheapskate?
 
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I think this is a hj shop, that offers massages, not a massage shop that offers hj.
 
Or maybe - just maybe - you're being a bit of a cheapskate?

How is not wanting to pay 1man (about $100 US) being a cheapskate? Please explain...because 1man is an amount I would pay for a love hotel to have actual sex, not have a women give me an HE.

You actually pay this much for minimal sexual contact...wtf?
 
From what I've seen just about all the Chinese massage places in Japan have HJs on the menu. Most of those places should provide a fairly good massage and you pay more for a happy ending. Other places that give you a crappy massage might cost more and other items like BJ and FS are on the menu.

I rarely go to massage parlors, but what I do is when face down after the massage is under way and I indicate my appreciation for how good it feels, I'll slowly run a finger over a girl's outer thigh. If she doesn't move away, more menu items are almost certainly on the menu. I'll keep stroking her thigh (when it's in reach) and by the time she asks me to flip she will give me whatever the upsell is.
 
From what I've seen just about all the Chinese massage places in Japan have HJs on the menu.

Unfortunately things are not that bright and shiny. You just have to go wander to Kanagawa and most places don't have anything more than a tease and self service.

Fortunately there are also many places where there is no upsell but everything is included in the price. The sad fact is there is not any surefire way to tell the difference except by someone taking one for the team.
 
Yes, this makes sense. If I go there in the future, I will not ask for the HE and just pay for a standard acupressure or oil massage and then once the woman is massage my waist area I can just allow myself to become sexually aroused and see if she touches it. If she completely ignored my erection, then I will ask her if she would offer me an HE.

Has anyone actually been turned down an HE at a place like this for example you ask too passively and it turns the woman off, the women is too tired, etc?

Being turned down is very unlikely at a place where the HE comes only after an upsell. That's how these women make their money as I'm sure the shop takes most (or all) of the massage fees you pay upfront.

Still though, you should always be polite, confident and clean when going into a massage and hoping for an HE.
 
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How is not wanting to pay 1man (about $100 US) being a cheapskate? Please explain...because 1man is an amount I would pay for a love hotel to have actual sex, not have a women give me an HE.

That's the cost for the room, not the companion. Not exactly an apples to apples comparison there, bub.

ou actually pay this much for minimal sexual contact...wtf?

You pay that for an hour of massage and a bit of sexual contact. And of course the convenience of being able to walk in and get what you want.

If the handjob is all you want, there are handjob places for less, like Lovely Hand in Shinjuku. Less variety down in Hamamatsu though.

Like I said, 8-12K is the going rate for an hour of massage with HE around most of the country.

You don't like it, feel free to go back to China.
 
Being turned down is very unlikely at a place where the HE comes only after an upsell. That's how these women make their money as I'm sure the shop takes most (or all) of the massage fees you pay upfront.

Still though, you should always be polite, confident and clean when going into a massage and hoping for an HE.

I have been turned down for an HE at a place that obvious does HE for customers in general. I don't know if it was because I'm a foreigner or because the staff didn't like me in particular, but I could even hear another customer that was Japanese receiving an HE in the "room" next to mine.

It was incredibly frustrating because they had such nerve to lie to my face when I knew they were 100% full of shit.

Ironically, I have also negotiated an HE at places that obviously didn't give HE as up-sells in general because the shops were the type that were regular massage shops more comparable to sterile chiropractor clinic type places.

So with these two absurd experiences, I have no idea what to expect when walking into any type of massage place in Japan.
 
That's the cost for the room, not the companion. Not exactly an apples to apples comparison there, bub.



You pay that for an hour of massage and a bit of sexual contact. And of course the convenience of being able to walk in and get what you want.

If the handjob is all you want, there are handjob places for less, like Lovely Hand in Shinjuku. Less variety down in Hamamatsu though.

Like I said, 8-12K is the going rate for an hour of massage with HE around most of the country.

You don't like it, feel free to go back to China.

I meant I would pay the cost of a love hotel to take a woman I met through day game not bring at escort...so I would only need to pay for the room, bub.

I would rather just never go to places like that then. Why waste my money on an HE, when I could use that money for things like music software?

As much as you claim you like me, your go back to China remark sure says differently. You would love for me to go back to China wouldn't you? haha
 
As much as you claim you like me, your go back to China remark sure says differently.

I like you just fine.

I occasionally don't like some of the moronic attention seeking bullshit you post.

But mostly you're OK. :)
 
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I like you just fine.

I occasionally don't like some of the moronic attention seeking bullshit you post.

But mostly you're OK. :)

Why is is moronic? haha

I sometimes have questions and concerns like all people do.