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Maybe it's because I'm old (47) and they have no other option but all the girls who like me on Tinder (I'm on Gold so I know who swiped right) are invariably chubby or really fat girls.

How do I stop this fucking nonsense?
 
majimekun said:
Maybe it's because I'm old (47) and they have no other option but all the girls who like me on Tinder (I'm on Gold so I know who swiped right) are invariably chubby or really fat girls.

How do I stop this fucking nonsense?
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is there any filter for weight? Like there is certainly for age, geographical distance etc...
If so you put the cursor at « less than 70kg » for instance
and then you’re fine , because nobody lie on the internet
Thank You , Uncle Frenchy!
 
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Even if there was a filter, women wouldn't tell their weight.
Just like on JapanCupid where most women leave the field empty.

Funnily, they invariably write their height on their profile, as if it had a meaning without the weight.
 
majimekun said:
How do I stop this fucking nonsense?
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Spend a year in Texas. When you come back, every woman in Japan will seem like a slender waif.
 
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majimekun said:
Maybe it's because I'm old (47) and they have no other option but all the girls who like me on Tinder (I'm on Gold so I know who swiped right) are invariably chubby or really fat girls.

How do I stop this fucking nonsense?
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Can I ask what you’ve set your preferred age range as?
 
Frenchy said:
is there any filter for weight? Like there is certainly for age, geographical distance etc...
If so you put the cursor at « less than 70kg » for instance
and then you’re fine , because nobody lie on the internet
Thank You , Uncle Frenchy!
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Less than 70? Jesus, I only weigh 75......

Didn’t know you were into that Frenchy.
 
Is it Groundhog day already?

You have two options:

A. Reverse the polarization of your magnet. This requires you to lie about your BMI and present yourself as a fatty - 178cm/124kg/BMI 39.1; or

B. Tweak your profile to include the "fatty" rider. I have amended your profile below. The amendments appear in bold and italics.

Majimekun (NB. there is no "t" in my name), single male, 32, expat professional, living and working in central Tokyo. Fit, healthy, good looking. Honest, loyal, hardworking. Open minded liberal. Hopeless romantic with a great sense of humor ( What wobbles and flies in the sky? A Jellicopter!! lol lol lol). Vegan, animal lover. Love working out, yoga, hiking, trail running, kayaking. If I am not climbing, skiing or boarding the mountains you will find me down at the beach surfing or windsurfing. Love wining and dining my way through Tokyo's many Michelin restaurants, or exploring the art museums and galleries of Tokyo or dancing my way through the Tokyo nightlife. I love Japan, and Japanese people ( especially Japanese women !!!). I have almost everything (great job, houses and apartments, cars, large bank account, material possessions etc etc) but I am missing "L-O-V-E". I am missing the "O-N-E". I want to hold my soulmates hand and walk on the beach at sunset. If you like drinking Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, then swipe right. I am waiting for Y-O-U.
(NB. Swipe left if you are overweight, fat or obese. Swipe left if your BMI is above 23.9. Swipe left if your are "chubby" or "have a few extra pounds". Swipe left if you are telling lies about your height, weight or BMI.)
 
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Less than 70? Jesus, I only weigh 75......

Didn’t know you were into that Frenchy.
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is that some expression of regret for being above the bar? Well yes I prefer ladies who weight less than you. And who are younger. And who are ladies. No offense meant:D
 
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namae said:
Is it Groundhog day already?

You have two options:

A. Reverse the polarization of your magnet. This requires you to lie about your BMI and present yourself as a fatty - 178cm/124kg/BMI 39.1; or

B. Tweak your profile to include the "fatty" rider. I have amended your profile below. The amendments appear in bold and italics.

Majimekun (NB. there is no "t" in my name), single male, 32, expat professional, living and working in central Tokyo. Fit, healthy, good looking. Honest, loyal, hardworking. Open minded liberal. Hopeless romantic with a great sense of humor ( What wobbles and flies in the sky? A Jellicopter!! lol lol lol). Vegan, animal lover. Love working out, yoga, hiking, trail running, kayaking. If I am not climbing, skiing or boarding the mountains you will find me down at the beach surfing or windsurfing. Love wining and dining my way through Tokyo's many Michelin restaurants, or exploring the art museums and galleries of Tokyo or dancing my way through the Tokyo nightlife. I love Japan, and Japanese people ( especially Japanese women !!!). I have almost everything (great job, houses and apartments, cars, large bank account, material possessions etc etc) but I am missing "L-O-V-E". I am missing the "O-N-E". I want to hold my soulmates hand and walk on the beach at sunset. If you like drinking Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, then swipe right. I am waiting for Y-O-U.
(NB. Swipe left if you are overweight, fat or obese. Swipe left if your BMI is above 23.9. Swipe left if your are "chubby" or "have a few extra pounds". Swipe left if you are telling lies about your height, weight or BMI.)
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hey you totally plagiarized MY profile! :D
I think simply putting a rider at the end is not enough . Nobody read them anyway.
Why not going for the full nuclear option?

Change the user name to :
SwipeLeftIfYouAreFat

Change the profile text to:
Swipe LEFT if you are FAT! (Thats all)

add a profile pic of your skinny awesome muscular self on a beach with a skinny awesome muscular babe
(Both wearing a « NO FATTIES » t-shirt)

then just in case it’s not clear enough , a few custom made emojis of fat girls with a red X on them

that should do the trick
 
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Frenchy said:
is that some expression of regret for being above the bar? Well yes I prefer ladies who weight less than you. And who are younger. And who are ladies. No offense meant:D
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My tastes are much too expensive for you. Doubt you could afford to keep me in the style I expect ;)
 
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Goiter said:
My tastes are much too expensive for you. Doubt you could afford to keep me in the style I expect ;)
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Damn, you got me! That was of course the real and only reason :cry:
 
majimekun said:
The problem is that even the slender girls view themselves are chubby/fat.
Basic female psychology.
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Yeah trying to help here but it becomes a bit too complicated... just ignore those you don’t like. But remember that chubby girls do it better :)
 
Frenchy said:
Yeah trying to help here but it becomes a bit too complicated... just ignore those you don’t like. But remember that chubby girls do it better :)
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I currently have a chubby sexfriend, and had some in the past as well.

From my experience, compared to slender girls, they are quite clumsy at moving in bed and very stiff too.
The real fat can't just move. There are positions you can simply forget because it's beyond their anatomy's potential.

That's why I only choose slender girls for GF material. Which is what I'm currently looking for.
 
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majimekun said:
I currently have a chubby sexfriend, and had some in the past as well.

From my experience, compared to slender girls, they are quite clumsy at moving in bed and very stiff too.
The real fat can't just move. There are positions you can simply forget because it's beyond their anatomy's potential.

That's why I only choose slender girls for GF material. Which is what I'm currently looking for.
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Oh well, different strokes for different folks then .
I wish you the best in your quest young padawan
 
majimekun said:
Maybe it's because I'm old (47) and they have no other option but all the girls who like me on Tinder (I'm on Gold so I know who swiped right) are invariably chubby or really fat girls.

How do I stop this fucking nonsense?
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Make more money? Seriously, once you're at that age, if you're looking to score pretty young things you either have the cash and resources to attract them or you settle for what you can get. Perhaps you can search for a girl with daddy issues and scars all over her forearms but that might be a little more drama than you need in your life.
 
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majimekun said:
From 19 to 99.

The younger girls seem to be the chubbiest.
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Shocking ;)

I’m sure at 47 and using tinder you’re no catch, sorry. Your comments are shallow and misogynistic at best so if you think you think you’re going to get pretty hot young thing then mate you’re delusional.
 
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