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The @Evilcrayon reminded me how terrible at art I was and still am... lol

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Well once again a provider whose work I liked seems to have disappeared. Haven't seen my favorite felatrix on schedule in a while either.
 
So I am currently at a bar where an obviously drunk lady says to the barman its too hot and she wants to get naked. He tells her it’s not alllowed, illegal, against the rules etc, but she insists, says she has great boobs etc. Both are Japanese. Probably the most surrealist dialogue I’ve ever heard in a Japanese bar :ROFLMAO:
 
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Frenchy said:
So I am currently at a bar where an obviously drunk lady says to the barman its too hot and she wants to get naked. He tells her it’s not alllowed, illegal, against the rules etc, but she insists, says she has great boobs etc. Both are Japanese. Probably the most surrealist dialogue I’ve ever heard in a Japanese bar :ROFLMAO:
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You better inform the lady in question it's completely legal to get naked in your home.
 
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Frenchy said:
If she was even slightly attractive...
Sigh, why its never the bombshells who act like that?!
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There are no ugly women, just not enough vodka. At least that's what Aleksandr Karelin said and I for one won't be arguing with him.
 
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Driving on the Shin Tomei yesterday I heard what had to be a small rock hit my windshield. At the time there was no discernible point of impact. This morning I wake up to this. Maybe you cannot see it in the photo, but there is a 15cm crack. FML.

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IchigoDave said:
Driving on the Shin Tomei yesterday I heard what had to be a small rock hit my windshield. At the time there was no discernible point of impact. This morning I wake up to this. Maybe you cannot see it in the photo, but there is a 15cm crack. FML.

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Ouch. Way past repairable.
 
IchigoDave said:
Yes. Fortunately I am friendly with the repair shop. He knows I have access to base. A bottle of Johnny Walker Blue brings down the cost of replacement.
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Silly question but... can this happen to planes too?
 
IchigoDave said:
Absolutely. I’ve never had it happen to me as an airline pilot, but in the Air Force I did experience a bird strike on my canopy.
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Must have been a russian bird. :D
But cockpits windows don’t crack for this I suppose (and I hope)
 
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Frenchy said:
Silly question but... can this happen to planes too?
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IchigoDave said:
Absolutely. I’ve never had it happen to me as an airline pilot, but in the Air Force I did experience a bird strike on my canopy.
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Frenchy, you’ve never heard of the Chicken Cannon? Fires a chicken at a window to simulate high speed bird strike.



it was invented in Canada, interestingly. The American Air Force borrowed one to test on their planes, and were astounded as the chickens just smashed right through every window they tried it on, and sometimes even the bulkheads.

They sent the data back to the Canadians to ask for advice on how they should improve the situation.

The response was, “Well, first, thaw the chicken before the test.”
 
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