How has COVID-19 affected your mongering?

MikeH said:
You are making a list for @Frenchy? Don't you understand that's just going to make him a worse pervert than he already is?
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True. It actually gave me some ideas for stuff SHE could do to me :)

trimming my nasal hair... damn now I really want that
 
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MikeH said:
You are making a list for @Frenchy? Don't you understand that's just going to make him a worse pervert than he already is?
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Wait. I thought he was a pretty accomplished pervert.....

I mean, @Tabanico has him beat. So do I.... but he's fairly up there in the board perversion rankings.
 
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Durg50 said:
you realise this is all pretty fucking weird right?
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In America it's called "home decoration." And if you think I'm taking it a little too far, you should see how my friends in law enforcement decorate their homes. Gun nuts in America have lots of cute adages to explain their obsessions, like "Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it," or "Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6," but I prefer to quote Gunny down the hall: "You walk in here uninvited, you ain't walking out."

In any event, these are tumultuous and unprecedented times. Even The Donald is warning us that the next few weeks will be supremely fucked up. Since none of us can go out for a good time, I'm happy to hole up with the essentials: Beer, Cup Noodles, Hand Lotion, Guns. And if you've never masturbated with a cowboy gun belt on, don't knock it till you try it.
 
Frenchy said:
True. It actually gave me some ideas for stuff SHE could do to me :)

trimming my nasal hair... damn now I really want that
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Hang onto that nasal hair. It is in the frontline in the fight against covid-19.

As I type this, across the great cities of this world, there are thousands of nervous scared metrosexuals regretting their decisions to trim and pluck their nasal passages.
 
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namae said:
Hang onto that nasal hair. It is in the frontline in the fight against covid-19.

As I type this, across the great cities of this world, there are thousands of nervous scared metrosexuals regretting their decisions to trim and pluck their nasal passages.
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good advice. Will let it grow then
 
Anna Summer said:
Love hotels aren’t only used for business but by various of people who need discretion. Considering how thin most walls of Japanese houses/apartments are.... a lot of students use them as well.
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I never said all LHs, only the one that I visited.
 
MikeH said:
That's what I was about to say! You need a separate safe for the guns and for the ammo!
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Not weird! Thieves are pretty damn efficient at stealing. You have to make it hard for them by doing various things.

As for home defense, none of it matters if your trusted circle decides to take you out. Seen a few cases of unsolved murders related to gun shop owners who had guns close by where they were shot.
 
I can’t see how if you wanted to ring up an escort at various shops and meet, how you’d be turned away. Other places yes. Wouldn’t this affect the escorts or sex workers more than the fearless monger types?
 
RandomTokyoGuy said:
Those damn English teachers ruining the reputation for all of us!;)
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It's worse than plain English teachers, those were ALTs...which I'm assuming means JETs. If they were just your garden variety shitbags from NOVA or ECC, they'd have been blind drunk, slamming the HUB ale towers, pounding on the table, singing stupid songs, smashing glasses and they would've scared all the Japanese away and none of them would've caught their virus. Instead, those ALT douchebags were probably trying to engage all the Japanese around them in douchey pseudo-intellectual conversations about the subtle nuances and variations in the Sendai dialect versus Kanto dialect and the cultural and socio-economic impact of an increasing number of females in Northern Japan opting to marry later and establish leadership roles in the workplace and how the prevalence of early childhood gender discrimination is impacting the gender identities and world view interpretations of early-teen LGBTQ females just coming to terms with the presence of their titties.

JET teachers do nothing more than reinforce the bullshit Japanese narrative for bored, retarded Japanese housewives that there are white people who genuinely give a shit about their stunted culture. NOVA teachers are the ones that remind those housewives why they hate white people. And I remind them why Emperor Meiji wisely kicked a whole bunch of low-class Japanese out of the country and hoped their grandkids would never come back to visit.
 
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bergmann said:
That's some masterful JET-baiting.
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No worries, I doubt there are any JETs in any P4P forums. The female ALTs quickly figure out that Japanese aren't particularly accepting of lesbianism and go back to Berkeley or Eugene after their first year. The male ALTs either come to and leave Japan as virgins, or end up doing the Masuo-san thing, married to the ugliest girl in the village, pulling weeds in some shithole rice paddy but spend their days in a haze of joy and wonder because they've convinced themselves that they're actually Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.
 
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This could affect those of you who enjoy AMP

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Nikkei Guy said:
Might be a good time to stock on the little blue pill before there is a run on it.
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Well, even if it doesn't kill corona at least you leave this earth with an impressive hard-on.
 
Came for the mongering tips, stayed for the guns.

I posted this somewhere else, but Cutie Bomb is outright denying foreigners right now. Not sure about Pururungang as they don't mention this on their website. As much as I do miss giant Japanese jugs, I'm not sure I'd be willing to risk my life for a set I haven't put a ring on.

Really though, I have to imagine this isn't a particularly good time to be in Tokyo. The incredibly delayed response (which I'm sure had absolutely nothing to do with the Olympics) makes the US seem vigilant by comparison. Combined with the questionable sanitation practices of not supplying hand soap at train station restrooms and sneezing/coughing anywhere but in your sleeve on the train, there's absolutely no way there's as few cases as currently reported.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually glad to be stateside right now. At least here I can significantly reduce my exposure by not having to rely on public transport, and I can bust a cap in a few asses if need be. Not that I don't miss busting a nut in a few asses, but that can wait until a later date.
 
zawarudo777 said:
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually glad to be stateside right now. At least here I can significantly reduce my exposure by not having to rely on public transport, and I can bust a cap in a few asses if need be. Not that I don't miss busting a nut in a few asses, but that can wait until a later date.
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Valid observation, but it also depend where in the states you are. If you're holed up in some small, buttfuck Midwest town then yeah, you're definitely better off than anywhere in Japan, as far as I'm concerned. But if you're anywhere near NYC or a surrounding location that thousands of NYers are fleeing to and bringing with them smaller outbreaks, I'd rather take my chances back in Kanda at my favorite bar.

Lucky for me, my current city stateside has virtually sealed itself off to most of the outside world, enacted near draconian measures to keep people home and there's very, very limited transportation means for outsiders to enter. It also helps that we've got next to nothing in terms of public transportation. We've got only a few hundred documented infections and today was the first day that the number of new cases has dropped, so hopefully we've reached that so-called peak and are on our way down. I think it does help that warmer weather has already set in here (it's 85F right now) while my buddy in Tokyo just sent me pics of his kids playing in the snow and the East Coast is still fucking freezing.

But like any decent, insecure American, I'm ready for the apocalypse. I've got a stash of 3M N95 vented respirator masks (and everyone called me stupid for stockpiling them), gallons of generic French Costco Vodka and more firepower than a 1980s Waco compound. If my demise is coming in the form of marauding looters, I'm more than prepared to go out like Tony Montana, and if it's death by this virus, at least I'll go out with a nut-busting bang, drunk and numb as fuck and having a so-long wank with Miran at my home workstation.
 
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