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You are saying it like there ain't any duck porn in the internet.
I don’t know about ducks but recently in Thailand (where else...) I saw dogs fucking on the street in a very weird way... hard to describe.... asses facing each other so instead of a « doggy » position (which I assumed is all they know) it was a ... gay dogs stuff?
Not sure I make sense but I was very confused. They seemed to really enjoy it though
 
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I don’t know about ducks but recently in Thailand (where else...) I saw dogs fucking on the street in a very weird way... hard to describe.... asses facing each other so instead of a « doggy » position (which I assumed is all they know) it was a ... gay dogs stuff?
Not sure I make sense but I was very confused. They seemed to really enjoy it though

Well, they were Thai dogs; they had gone through all the normal positions already so they were probably improvising. At least they were not fucking a duck.
 
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You are saying it like there ain't any duck porn in the internet.

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Rule 34
 
How do you make your wife scream during sex?

On the same vein; it's easy to come at the same time than your wife. As long as you don't have to be in the same room.
 
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Here’s another brave hero from the UK’s National Health Service.
Despite difficulties in getting ventilators, patients’ lives have been saved by quick-thinking staff like Sharon from Dewsbury Hospital.
She queefed into this COVID-19 patient’s airways, helping him regain consciousness and make a remarkable recovery.

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She queefed into this COVID-19 patient’s airways, helping him regain consciousness and make a remarkable recovery.

The problem I see there is if they'd tried that on me my recovery would be long and slow so I would occupy the bed for weeks.
 
Man ... I remember meeting some muy caliente ladies at Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. joints on a road trip with friends way back when.

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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”