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Acid Burn said:
I see two delicious looking melons there. Nom nom nom. :p:p
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After studying the picture way longer than I am willing to publicly admit I would like to state that is pretty much the perfect pair as far as my preferences go. Big and firm in a slim frame. I think I need to take a trip to Indonesia as soon as these restrictions are lifted.
 
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Yup, I totally missed this fashion trend. (n)

“Absorbent polyester/rayon blend will mask accidental fluid leakage and odors ...” :ROFLMAO:

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Majestyk said:
There are still a lot of people, like the one below, who can’t be bothered about wearing a mask in public. :doctor:

What a disappointment. ;)

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I’m so used to avoiding people without masks that it took me ten seconds to notice the boobs, my eye-brain coordination must have changed during this pandemic
 
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MikeH said:
If the wife is the lady in the picture then I would agree to do the job with only $2.000. But only if they guaranteed I can have 72 tries with her.
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I’m with you, mate.
But if the transaction covered even a day of the coronavirus lockdown, I would ask for some hazard pay.
 
Majestyk said:
Tough. :banghead:

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I’d have done it for free. Haha.

I find the part about his own wife objecting to this yet hiding the fact that their kids weren’t his own pretty crappy. Like I feel sorry for him but at least the way the truth came out was pretty sweet. Boning a Beaty queen. P4p reveals the truth! :D:ROFLMAO:

Hmm, or I guess that makes him a sugar baby??
 
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Acid Burn said:
Like I feel sorry for him
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Please don't feel too sorry as the original article was published in 1978 by the JET magazine world famous for its fact checking and sticking to the truth.
 
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Majestyk said:
Highly experienced dentists with exemplary chairside manners are so hard to find. ;)

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My regular dentist retired recently and his replacement is quite the hottie (though she is not as well endowed as the woman in this pic) ;)

gonna be hard not to think of this pic when I go in for my appointment next week :LOL:
 
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After an airplane crash the pilot, co-pilot and one CA lend on a small island.
The island have fresh water and plenty of fruits so they live there for few months.
One night the pilot says:
"Life is good here but we need to do something about sex!"
They all agree and the CA said:
"OK, I can do it one day with the pilot and the next with the co-pilot"
Life goes on and they have sex with CA however after a year the CA gets sick and die.
After a week with just the two men on the island the captain says:
"What should we do about our sex arrangement?"
co-pilot : " I really miss sex so why don't we just do one day me and the next you?"
Pilot : "I am not really into this but we don't have much choice, let's try"
So during the next two weeks they do it, one day the pilot, the next the co-pilot .
One nigh the pilot says: " I am sorry but I cannot do it anymore, we need to find another solution"
Co-pilot: "me too actually i don't want to do. What should we do?
Pilot :" Maybe we should bury her"
 
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TAG Manager said:
oof. I was really hoping that wasn't the ending. :censored:
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Well, I have heard a version where it wasn't.

The three land in an island like in the previous story and proceed to have threesomes. After two weeks the CA says "I cannot take this debauchery anymore" and jumps off a cliff. After two weeks the co-pilot says "I cannot take this debauchery anymore" and continues "I think we need to bury her". After two more weeks the pilot says "I cannot take this debauchery anymore" and continues "I think we need to dig her back up".

Feel better now? :p
 
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Frenchy said:
everybody should know that there were goats on this island , no need to play with a corpse
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Come on, everyone likes a little variety from time to time. And she was not complaining about the quality of the sex unlike the goats..
 
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