AMcguyver
Here for the entertainment value...
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How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
Boil the hell out of it.
Rodney Dangerfield made a similar joke during an appearance on Carson.How did you quit smoking?
I decided to smoke only after sex.
(I fucked her)That is because she brought quite a deal of shame upon the family name. According to wikipedia, she was sexually adventurous at a young age and extremely promiscuous right up until her death in 1892. Earning for her efforts, the nicknames "back", "bike" and "stretch".
(I fucked her)
Thanks! This one I got it!I changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now I have all Kenny loggins.
Frenchy, this one is for you:
What is the worst thing you can buy in a second hand shop?
LOO ROLL!!!!
Do you get it?
This one I got it!
Glad to see someone getting something even if it is a lame joke.
But that's not all!
If he"d use it to measure his dick as was explained in another thread here not so long ago he might also get an STD as a bonus.
Please allow seven days for delivery.
This should fit right in here:
What is the best time to get a dentist appointment?
Tooth-hurty
Sad news, apparently the Michelin Man has retyred.
No wonder, I heard he has been all full of himself lately.