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Frenchy said:
no but he’s more entertaining than discount codes, I’d grant him that :)
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It hasn't ever really been entertaining..........sad mostly.
 
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just4fun said:
It hasn't ever really been entertaining..........sad mostly.
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Yes, that’s the privilege of being a FreeWorlder but not an American, I must admit. If I was an American I would have agreed with you
 
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Frenchy said:
hmmmm.... let me think.... maybe through electing the current president?
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Ok! And why was Trump elected? Because of the clown Obama’s endorsement of the evil witch Clinton!
 
MossBoss said:
Ok! And why was Trump elected? Because of the clown Obama’s endorsement of the evil witch Clinton!
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Of course! “It’s always Obama’s fault” is THE definite axiom in US politics ... Thanks Obama!
 
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Mind you, I would happily remove voting rights from anyone who voted for trump or brexit just because either one of those things is a pretty good litmus test of the basic level of intelligence required to actually function as a human.
 
Tabanico said:
Mind you, I would happily remove voting rights from anyone who voted for trump or brexit just because either one of those things is a pretty good litmus test of the basic level of intelligence required to actually function as a human.
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I don’t agree... not only because it’s undemocratic, but also because the shitshows that happened in both US and UK after those votes lead me to hope (maybe naively) that the condescending/ know-it-all types of anglo-saxon dudes will be a bit humbled and less vocal about their countries supposedly better systems and culture.

Then of course we will be more than happy to replace them with similarly arrogant and condescending French dudes :)
 
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Frenchy said:
I don’t agree... not only because it’s undemocratic, but also because the shitshows that happened in both US and UK after those votes lead me to hope (maybe naively) that the condescending/ know-it-all types of anglo-saxon dudes will be a bit humbled and less vocal about their countries supposedly better systems and culture.

Then of course we will be more than happy to replace them with similarly arrogant and condescending French dudes :)
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Guess we agree on something. I remember back in 2003 during my stint as a lowly eikaiwa subhuman, one of my co-workers was this mouthy American extremist activist type who was basically a communist (seriously...he wanted book burnings, jailing of non-conformists, nationalization of banks and wealth, etc.) who would go on lengthy rants about GWB and his 2000 election, hollering for mandatory I.Q. tests and screenings for all voters and calling for all sorts of demands before Americans are allowed to cast a vote. The ironic part is that today, those same leftists activist types are screaming bloody murder and alleging racism, discrimination, fascism, etc., when any officials even want to require a basic I.D. card at the voting booth. But again, that sort of retarded extremism was what turned off voters four years ago and paved the way for Trump to win. Some people just don't learn their lesson.

But really, with all that's going on in the world right now I don't see the purpose in wasting energy fighting over a presidential election that--like most every other presidential election--in the end, really won't make that much of a difference in the world no matter who wins. The focus needs to be on a vaccine, and getting one as quickly as possible. I want to properly and safely enjoy an akasuri and then comfortably jizz all over myself on a warm massage table with my fingers in a squealing Korean lady before enjoying some fine Tokyo delicacies and craft beer and sake and maybe ending my night with a Cuban Montecristo and passing out before I try booking Miran on my laptop.

But I would like to point out that I called it correctly when I predicted Kamala. And if I may be so bold (or perhaps just intoxicated, again), she--along with Biden's rapid-onset dementia--are the reason Trump is getting four more years.
 
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Keihan Chikan said:
Guess we agree on something. I remember back in 2003 during my stint as a lowly eikaiwa subhuman, one of my co-workers was this mouthy American extremist activist type who was basically a communist (seriously...he wanted book burnings, jailing of non-conformists, nationalization of banks and wealth, etc.) who would go on lengthy rants about GWB and his 2000 election, hollering for mandatory I.Q. tests and screenings for all voters and calling for all sorts of demands before Americans are allowed to cast a vote. The ironic part is that today, those same leftists activist types are screaming bloody murder and alleging racism, discrimination, facism, etc., when any officials even want to require a basic I.D. card at the voting booth. But again, that sort of retarded extremism was what turned off voters four years ago and paved the way for Trump to win. Some people just don't learn their lesson.

But really, with all that's going on in the world right now I don't see the purpose in wasting energy fighting over a presidential election that--like most every other presidential election--in the end, really won't make that much of a difference in the world no matter who wins. The focus needs to be on a vaccine, and getting one as quickly as possible. I want to properly and safely enjoy an akasuri and then comfortably jizz all over myself on a warm massage table with my fingers in a squealing Korean lady before enjoying some fine Tokyo delicacies and craft beer and sake and maybe ending my night with a Cuban Montecristo and passing out before I try booking Miran on my laptop.

But I would like to point out that I called it correctly when I predicted Kamala. And if I may be so bold (or perhaps just intoxicated, again), she--along with Biden's rapid-onset dementia--are the reason Trump is getting four more years.
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we’ll see... if you’re right I will buy you the Montecristo, as a peace calumet of sort

if you’re not ... well just bring me some WholeFoods organic vegan gluten-free whatever, just for the giggle of imagining you buying it :)
 
Frenchy said:
we’ll see... if you’re right I will buy you the Montecristo, as a peace calumet of sort

if you’re not ... well just bring me some WholeFoods organic vegan gluten-free whatever, just for the giggle of imagining you buying it :)
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... or better, the whole collection of tell-all books from SuperTrump’s happy ex-underlings. Including the Cohen one, which sounds promising
 
Frenchy said:
we’ll see... if you’re right I will buy you the Montecristo, as a peace calumet of sort

if you’re not ... well just bring me some WholeFoods organic vegan gluten-free whatever, just for the giggle of imagining you buying it :)
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You'd be surprised how much time I spent in Whole Foods prior to the pandemic. They've got some fantastic pizza and a pretty decent wine and craft beer selection at the bar. And tons of bra-less feminist types in scanty clothing, still in their late teens or early 20s before they develop into disgusting, bearded pigs with tits sagging to their waistbands and annual tickets to Burning Man.
 
Keihan Chikan said:
You'd be surprised how much time I spent in Whole Foods prior to the pandemic. They've got some fantastic pizza and a pretty decent wine and craft beer selection at the bar. And tons of bra-less feminist types in scanty clothing, still in their late teens or early 20s before they develop into disgusting, bearded pigs with tits sagging to their waistbands and annual tickets to Burning Man.
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Hey! We agree on something else then! I love WholeFood’s soups, roast chicken and charcuterie/cheeses selection (and from a French guy it says a lot )
I’d love to have WF in Japan
 
Tabanico said:
Mind you, I would happily remove voting rights from anyone who voted for the Evil Witch Clinton or to remain part of the failed European shit storm just because either one of those things is a pretty good litmus test of the basic level of intelligence required to actually function as a human.
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Fixed your quote for you.
 
Frenchy said:
Hey! We agree on something else then! I love WholeFood’s soups, roast chicken and charcuterie/cheeses selection (and from a French guy it says a lot )
I’d love to have WF in Japan
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No self-respecting Frenchman should validate the WF charcuterie selection. It's fine for Americans, but that's because we don't know any better.
 
Keihan Chikan said:
No self-respecting Frenchman should validate the WF charcuterie selection. It's fine for Americans, but that's because we don't know any better.
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Ok, lets put it that way: my expectations were low and I was pleasantly surprised by the ham and saucissons (salami? dry sausages? Not sure the right word in english) from small producers in places like... Vermont or similar. Was it better than similarly priced French artisanal saucissons? No. But it was definitely better than the mass-produced ones
 
Can we have an unlike button so that I can use it any time someone uses the phrase Evil Witch Clinton?

We can call it the liberal snowflake button for all I care, as long as it's there.

(only teasing, obviously.)
 
Tabanico said:
Can we have an unlike button so that I can use it any time someone uses the phrase Evil Witch Clinton?

We can call it the liberal snowflake button for all I care, as long as it's there.

(only teasing, obviously.)
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besides she was not even a real witch
a witch would have won , even without using magick
 
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Don’t worry President Harris will ensure the Pant Suit Community can flourish.

President Harris will also ensure the New Half community is allowed the pull out their dicks in the ladies restrooms.
 
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MossBoss said:
President Harris will also ensure the New Half community is allowed the pull out their dicks in the ladies restrooms.
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She's got my vote! Possibly more than one if I can work out a way to commit voter fraud. The more places sexy new halves can whip out their dicks the better.
 
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The dems will lose for the same reason labour was crushed in the last UK election.
Right wing votes right wing, left wing argues with each other about how their candidate isnt perfect, whilst the right wing candidate does whatever the fuck they want.

like literally the conservative pick can brag about sexual assault, or write an op-ed about muslim women being ‘post-boxes’ but if a left wing politician mis-genders a rabbit or says anything about the middle east (they must be either antisemetic or islamophobic) no matter how reasonable, at least 50% of their base will be triggered into a frenzy and derail their campaign.
 
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Durg50 said:
The dems will lose for the same reason labour was crushed in the last UK election.
Right wing votes right wing, left wing argues with each other about how their candidate isnt perfect, whilst the right wing candidate does whatever the fuck they want.

like literally the conservative pick can brag about sexual assault, or write an op-ed about muslim women being ‘post-boxes’ but if a left wing politician mis-genders a rabbit or says anything about the middle east (they must be either antisemetic or islamophobic) no matter how reasonable, at least 50% of their base will be triggered into a frenzy and derail their campaign.
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maybe that’s why they could win by not saying much , this time
 
Durg50 said:
The dems will lose for the same reason labour was crushed in the last UK election.
Right wing votes right wing, left wing argues with each other about how their candidate isnt perfect, whilst the right wing candidate does whatever the fuck they want.

like literally the conservative pick can brag about sexual assault, or write an op-ed about muslim women being ‘post-boxes’ but if a left wing politician mis-genders a rabbit or says anything about the middle east (they must be either antisemetic or islamophobic) no matter how reasonable, at least 50% of their base will be triggered into a frenzy and derail their campaign.
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You forgot to mention that any actual left wing candidate will be properly monstered by the left wing press. Honestly man, The Guardian spent at least a year trying to depict Jeremy Corbyn as racist. That is when I knew we were living in a simulation. Like, the rich Oxford graduates who man the ships at The Guardian put all their efforts into making sure that Boris Johnson and his 'piccaninnies' with 'watermelon smiles' would become prime minister instead of a guy who literally fought in the streets to defend London's Jewish population.
 
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