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The Noble in Shinjuku (Massage)

Trip McNeely

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Service and/or Provider's Name:
Massage/Madoka

Date of Encounter:
August 2020

Contact Method:
https://e-shinjuku.com

Appointment Length & Costs:
70 minutes-13,000円

Type/Location:
Kabukicho

Language Notes:
Must speak conversational level Japanese!

Details of the Encounter:
First, I’d like to say that this is my first review on Tokyo Adult Guide, even though I have been to many soaplands and fashion health parlors. Second, I’m an American who has been living in Japan for many years.

So, I woke up feeling very sore from last night's work-out, so I decided that I would take a Trip to kabukicho for a nice massage and HE. I was considering Asian Feeling, but, since LaLa is no longer there, I decided to research other possibilities. I came across a massage parlor in Kabukicho called The Noble. I couldn't find any reviews, but the girls on the site looked hot, so I decided to take a chance.
I walked in and was greeted by the Techo(manger). He was very friendly and spoke clear Japanese to me. I said ”shinjin kosu” and he gave me a 3,000yen discount because it was my first time. He asked me if I wanted an oil massage or a bath soap massage(or whatever you want to call it). I told him both. I paid for 70 minutes, so He said the bath soap massage would last 30 minutes and the oil massage would last 40 minutes. He brought me into a room that looked similar to the ones at Asian Feeling. Fortunately, I was the only customer there. After waiting five minutes, there was a knock on the door and I was greeted by a young beautiful Japanese woman named Madoka. I suddenly felt butterflies in my stomach. Her figure and eyes were beautiful. She was wearing the same outfit as seen in her profile picture. She served me some tea and gave me a g-string type garment to wear. I changed and was lead to a bathroom that had a massage bed. She soaped me up and massage my body for 30 minutes. She was very sweet and friendly. She busted me checking out her cleavage multiple times. She giggled each time.
After that was finished, we went back to the massage room where she had me change garments. Then, She began the oil massage. It felt great! Far better than anything I got at the Asian Feeling. She looked so fucking sexy, so I asked her if I could touch her. She said yes. After feeling up her body for a few minutes I asked if I could touch her breasts. She said yes, again. I touched and sucked on her nice tits for a while. I asked if I could finger her pussy, she said yes, again. She became wet and had an orgasm. My cock was poking through the garment, so I asked for a tekoki(handjob), but, unfortunately, She said NO! I was heartbroken. I didn't want to leave blue balled, so I jerked myself off in front of her. She made it clear that she cannot give me any sexual favors, but self-masturbation is okay. After I blew my big load her eyes lit up and she giggled again. She got a towel and cleaned me up. We talked while she finished the massage. After her alarm went off, she had me take a shower to get the oil off. I put my clothes on and was lead to the door where we said our goodbyes.

Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.

Closing Comments:
Even though there were no sexual favors, I had a great time. All the girls at the Noble are gorgeous and good therapists. For that, I will go back before the end of summer vacation.
 
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Thanks for your report from Shinjuku, much appreciated!

Approved: 8/17/2020
 
Sounds like fun ... was the provider naked throughout or only during the oil massage?

Was it body-to-body style massage, or just hands?
 
Another approach would be to stay home, spank the monkey and hang on to that ¥13,000.
Id say his experience sounds better than 70% of the non asian feeling/relax massage places Ive been to in japan.
Id rather jerk off in front of an attractive young masseuse who has let me touch them up for a while than get a dis-interested hj from an angry old chinese lady. (obviously best case scenario is get a hand job from a hot provider, but Ive learned to keep expectations low, especially since lalah and emi left AF).
 
Ive learned to keep expectations low

I do accept the criticism that after Ai-chan I am overly critical but I think I went through more than 30 different places before I found two that are acceptable. Though I did get a bit peeved about one of them as they managed to drop my glasses out of the 8th story window. :eek::D
 
Id say his experience sounds better than 70% of the non asian feeling/relax massage places Ive been to in japan.
Id rather jerk off in front of an attractive young masseuse who has let me touch them up for a while than get a dis-interested hj from an angry old chinese lady. (obviously best case scenario is get a hand job from a hot provider, but Ive learned to keep expectations low, especially since lalah and emi left AF).

Having received my disproportionate share of uninterested handjobs (and more, unfortunately) from angry old Chinese ladies, I'd have to agree with this. I'm a huge fan of a good massage, so 1-man for an hour of skilled oil work alone is worth it in my opinion. An extra 3k to play with an attractive lady's parts is money well spent. That said, self-service isn't my thing. I enjoy a HE with a skilled technician even more than I do FS. And now that Emi is gone, whenever it is I'm allowed back into the country, I might pop into AR/AF if Minami is on the roster but outside of that I might just go the reliable route in Gotanda or roll the dice in Ueno/Okachimachi.

The odd thing about this current COVID lockdown is that it's making me simultaneously extremely cheap and also very inventive. Instead of spending 13k I'd just buy a $6 bottle of NyQuil, $15 bottle of Costco vodka, wait for the other half to go out with her friends and then get high as fuck off that combo and have a delirious, hallucinogenic Pornhub ladyboy monkey-spank extravaganza.
 
Yeah and I could start home and eat 100 cup noodles or go out for a nice dinner at a restaurant. Your point?

My point is that ¥13,000 generally gets you BBBJ and CFS at any adult establishment in Tokyo. Paying that amount to choke your own chicken isn’t exactly money well spent, Sparky.

Was the girl able to keep a straight face?
 
My point is that ¥13,000 generally gets you BBBJ and CFS at any adult establishment in Tokyo. Paying that amount to choke your own chicken isn’t exactly money well spent, Sparky.

Was the girl able to keep a straight face?
From someone who's got a review where you paid nearly 30K and still didn't get what you claim is on offer everywhere for 13K that's a bit rude, don't you think?

Would have thought you'd learned something from the time you called once of the most venerable mongers in the scene here a "newer punter who didn't get it".

One of the funniest things I've read on here in years....
 
I do accept the criticism that after Ai-chan I am overly critical but I think I went through more than 30 different places before I found two that are acceptable. Though I did get a bit peeved about one of them as they managed to drop my glasses out of the 8th story window. :eek::D
And what are the two acceptable places? If you don’t mind me asking.
 
*any*? Really?
Really. If your Japanese is reasonably solid, try booking a session with any of the DH shops listed on sites like peach.co.jp

The shop will never admit over the phone to providing FS but it won’t be a problem once the lady enters the LH.

No disrespect to punters who want to pay the same amount to flog their own dolphin. It’s like paying for a steak at a restaurant but only eating the parsnips.

To each their own.
 
The shop will never admit over the phone to providing FS but it won’t be a problem once the lady enters the LH.

I thought the discussion was around getting a nice massage. Have never managed to get that from any DH shops.
 
From someone who's got a review where you paid nearly 30K and still didn't get what you claim is on offer everywhere for 13K that's a bit rude, don't you think?

Would have thought you'd learned something from the time you called once of the most venerable mongers in the scene here a "newer punter who didn't get it".

One of the funniest things I've read on here in years....

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I really needed a laugh this morning and that did the trick. Thanks for that one, @Sudsy .
 
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Really. If your Japanese is reasonably solid, try booking a session with any of the DH shops listed on sites like peach.co.jp

The shop will never admit over the phone to providing FS but it won’t be a problem once the lady enters the LH.

No disrespect to punters who want to pay the same amount to flog their own dolphin. It’s like paying for a steak at a restaurant but only eating the parsnips.

To each their own.
Lol this guy. Your 13k deriheru girls who do CFS as 基本 are either older women or girls who.. err let’s be nice and say wouldn’t be accepted by a popular shop. That’s why people are laughing. You don’t seem to really understand how it works.

edit: Yup just checked your post history and last review is for ‘Beautiful Miyu’ who is a woman in her 50s with a 66 waist lol. I’m sure she is still beautiful to you and many others, but you might want to learn a bit about how fuzoku works in Japan, what the different tiers of shops are and what they provide before making a post like you did in this thread again.
 
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