Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

UnicornHunter · Nov 15, 2020

Mental Note: Hand written notes are better.

AMcguyver · Nov 16, 2020

We cannot allow this year to end...

that would be admitting 2021.

UnicornHunter · Nov 18, 2020

I thought fat psychics who worked at banks were four chin tellers....

IchigoDave · Nov 18, 2020

Wifey: You got kicked out a Hobby Lobby for dipping your testicles in the glitter!???
Husband: Pretty nuts huh!!!?

AMcguyver · Nov 18, 2020

Since the pandemic has wrecked our local economy, I’ve had to branch out into new fields, like fashion design.

I’m currently designing a reversible jacket. I’m excited to see how it turns out.

IchigoDave · Nov 19, 2020

wife (with pride): Wow! I never though our son would go that far.
husband: This trebuchet is amazing

EmmaBabe · Nov 19, 2020

I love dad jokes, don't know why some find them corny. I mean, they are a bit. but somehow they are still funny. the humor is really simple. here's my favorite. I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

IchigoDave · Nov 19, 2020

My ex-wife just texted me "wish you're here".
She does that every time she walks through a cemetery

AMcguyver · Nov 19, 2020

I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only

UnicornHunter · Nov 19, 2020

They always invite the mushrooms to the party because they fungis.

namae · Nov 19, 2020

What do you call a horse with a piece of corn on it's head?

A unicorn.

UnicornHunter · Nov 19, 2020

namae said:
What do you call a horse with a piece of corn on it's head?

A unicorn.

AMcguyver · Nov 20, 2020

If you are always straightening things, you have OCD.
If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.

oLUXo · Nov 20, 2020

Do you know why turkeys can fly?
Because they're not chicken!

BTW, I personally made this joke, but it is a fact that turkeys can fly.

IchigoDave · Nov 20, 2020

oLUXo said:
Do you know why turkeys can fly?
Because they're not chicken!

BTW, I personally made this joke, but it is a fact that turkeys can fly.

As G_d as my witness I thought turkeys could fly

oLUXo · Nov 20, 2020

IchigoDave said:
As G_d as my witness I thought turkeys could fly

Nice find!

IchigoDave · Nov 20, 2020

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam

IchigoDave · Nov 20, 2020

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

oLUXo · Nov 20, 2020

What makes cats purr?

Vibrators

AMcguyver · Nov 20, 2020

Coronavirus porn is going viral on PornHub...
What a bunch of sick fucks

SugoiBoy · Nov 20, 2020

AMcguyver said:
Coronavirus porn is going viral on PornHub...
What a bunch of sick fucks

Funny, but it feels like more of an adult joke than a dad joke.

AMcguyver · Nov 22, 2020

Do they allow laughing in Hawai’i or just
a low ha?

MikeH · Nov 23, 2020

Last month I got some parking tickets which I though were pretty normal. Don't want to brag too much but today I was told some of them are outstanding.

UnicornHunter · Nov 26, 2020

I see the Pilsbury Dough Boy as my roll model.

AMcguyver · Nov 26, 2020

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