Good Adult Jokes

Grown-up Barbie is ruthless. :(

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The five secrets to happiness for guys:

1) Find a woman who can make you laugh
2) Find a woman who can cook
3) Find a woman who really listens to you
4) Find a woman who is amazing in bed

And the most important:

5) Make sure these four women never find out about each other.
 
The five secrets to happiness for guys:

1) Find a woman who can make you laugh
2) Find a woman who can cook
3) Find a woman who really listens to you
4) Find a woman who is amazing in bed

And the most important:

5) Make sure these four women never find out about each other.

yeah but its risky , tiring and expensive. I found a woman who’s good ... on all fours. :D
 
That is the default setting for any you pick-up after midnight.

Easy to see who has been around the block a few times; all you youngsters treasure up these words and ponder them in your heart.

As the old saying goes, a drunk eight is a three in the morning.
 
I didn't know where to post this but it does consist of jokes. This is the Friars club roast of Humphry Bogart on audio tape 1955. Seems they had a sense of humor back then. It's over an hour in length but......it's history of what once was.

 
I didn't know where to post this but it does consist of jokes. This is the Friars club roast of Humphry Bogart on audio tape 1955. Seems they had a sense of humor back then. It's over an hour in length but......it's history of what once was.


There are still some gems out there....

 
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Candy is dandy and wine is fine, but if you really want to win her over :D

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