TheDutchElm
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@TheDutchElm, you sound like you need a hug. Or a blowjob. Both?
I'll take it. Can you pencil me in?
@TheDutchElm, you sound like you need a hug. Or a blowjob. Both?
AHHH! THIS! I cycle most places, and this drives me absolutely INSANE. Sometimes I'll be going along at a pretty fast pace and have another cyclist turn out of a side street and come towards me on the wrong side of the road, with no room for us to pass each other with the cars in the road. It's so, so dangerous. Amsterdam was an absolute paradise for cycling, with the specific lanes and traffic lights and everything...
A mate of mine gave me a present from blighty yesterday.... an Air Zound pneumatic horn. I had occasion to try it out on one of these pests on the way home last night, and all I can say is WOW. Stopped them dead in their tracks.
With one of these, Kitty, you can hand out an entirely different kind of blowjob...
since this population is thoroughly busy with their religion of "being Japanese".
But do we really have to spend every frigging day, every TV program and every pub conversation navel-gazing?
Zaphod, did you know Japan has four seasons?
That made me laugh. And that's true. And sometimes, as they are walking 3 or 4 across, the one on the end isn't looking forward as he or she is talking to their pals. I keep walking straight (and as there is no room on the sidewalk) and give such silly people a wake up moment, as they bounce off of me and go backwards.When I ring my bicycle bell it means, you fuckers that are walking 4 across need to walk on the left side, and don't wander all over the place.
A mate of mine gave me a present from blighty yesterday.... an Air Zound pneumatic horn. I had occasion to try it out on one of these pests on the way home last night, and all I can say is WOW. Stopped them dead in their tracks.
With one of these, Kitty, you can hand out an entirely different kind of blowjob...
Hey! I'm glad I found this site
I'm new to Japan, been living here just 8 months. One of the cons I totally agree with is the clothing sizes. It's hard for a big fella like myself to get anything good.
Also, since I get paid hourly and not salary, I don't get paid on holidays. This is unheard of in America and it was a big surprise.
That made me laugh. And that's true. And sometimes, as they are walking 3 or 4 across, the one on the end isn't looking forward as he or she is talking to their pals. I keep walking straight (and as there is no room on the sidewalk) and give such silly people a wake up moment, as they bounce off of me and go backwards.
They can't possibly be talking... everyone out there are smartphone zombie walkers these days, it's really pathetic.
The quest is over for me. I've just accepted that I would have to pay for sex in this country. It's not the same of course but given my success rate with dating so far, it's cheaper, more honest and less time-consuming.