Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

So my wife left her PC unlocked the other day, and I happened to notice she had her Christmas shopping list out.

Looks like I'm getting a reversible jacket.

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

the big question is rather… what did you expect to see by sneaking on your wife’s PC,
 
the big question is rather… what did you expect to see by sneaking on your wife’s PC,
Regarde dans quel fil tu es....
 
Found out something interesting today.

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN....

They get really upset.
 
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Breaking news; In a snap election, Jesper Brodlin, the CEO of Ikea, has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

Tomorrow, he will assemble his cabinet.