What got you into Japan; anime, yakuza and porn?

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Found this kind of funny, in Youtuber Nobita's latest video on JAV actresses not making as money as they used to (link), there's a short side mention of what he thinks Japan is famous for and what probably got you into Japan in the first place:

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Feels like the answer to one of those "wrong answers only" memes on Twitter!

(just to be clear, not trying to make fun of Nobita, just found this cross section analysis of what attracts foreigners surprisingly blunt)
 
All of the Japanese girls around here are 3rd or 4th generation Americans, which means they've generally developed this very tragic affliction of thinking they have rights, that they're equal to men, that their opinions count, etc., so I thought I'd go straight to the source and get some poo-tang uncontaminated by all that white woman reading and such.

In all candor, I thought I'd spend a year or two in the land of my ethnic origins where, finally, I'd be considered tall and my dick considerable. Then I reported to my NOVA home branch where half the female staffers were taller than me, and then I went to the onsen and discovered that life had really fucked me over once again. I still say it's all that residual radiation in the water.
 
I come from the era where going to the movies was a thing,arcade in the movies was a thing "time crisis" and tekken until you see your flick..... unfortunately due to the 2008 writers strike and god knows what kind of world they're telling our kids I got bullied non-sense. You wasn't even valid if you didn't know karate to even try to be in a action movie Jean Claude Vam damme, wesley snipes,,jet lie, jackie chan, chuck norris,Steven Seagal.... Man the list goes on and on. Although, it may been a post ww2 action crazy era I'm not sure the world of bullied and everything sexual we live in today. Regardless I've also followed Karate at a young age and love samurai and warriors. therefore I want to spend all of my days in the land of the rising sun.

Honestly, I hate porn hub and free porn. Although, a lot on their are cute it's just porn dump. In my younger days 15-18 I couldn't snatch parents card and have reality kings coming up on there lol. The quality of porn is lousy. I might start buying porn movies, since I won't use fuzoku industry anymore and such. I actually look forward to meeting the actress girl or fan club.

Keihan said:
Then I reported to my NOVA home branch where half the female staffers were taller than me, and then I went to the onsen and discovered that life had really fucked me over once again. I still say it's all that residual radiation in the water.
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-May god have mercy on your soul keihan san....
 
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Sho Kosugi and the ninja craze of the 80s.
That led to getting into anime, then gravure, JAV, and eventually ending up marrying my boss, er, I mean bride from Japan.;)

[and I've never heard of Nobita, but I take it I'm not missing out on much]:LOL:
 
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What got me into Japan?
The beauty of Kyoto temples, calligraphy , ukiyo-e, the serenity of tea ceremony, the fierce yet dignified kendo and of course the delicate mix of flavors and textures of a traditional kaiseki dinner served by elegant geishas in a ryokan…




(Naaah it’s all bullshit . Just wanted to feel a bit different)
 
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I originally came over to study karate.

Pre-internet days, so didn’t even know what anime was, vaguely knew about yakuza from movies, and had no idea about Japanese porn.
 
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Sudsy said:
I originally came over to study karate.

Pre-internet days, so didn’t even know what anime was, vaguely knew about yakuza from movies, and had no idea about Japanese porn.
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I came for a work training but because of kendo. After all I was a national level kendoka in my home country. Mainly because a team has seven members and the total number of people training kendo in the whole country at that time was around eight, but let's not get tangled in the nitty details.

I also didn't even know they make porn in Japan that time so unlike the new comers nowadays I was not surprised when I saw the girls are not pixelated in real life.
 
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I was summoned by Amaterasu as a blessing to be shared and enjoyed amongst her daughters. (Well those 7 and above anyways. 6 if desperate.) Although unfortunately it seems I was replaced and cast aside at some point when She created Nova for the same purpose. :rolleyes:
 
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MikeH said:
I came for a work training but because of kendo. After all I was a national level kendoka in my home country. Mainly because a team has seven members and the total number of people training kendo in the whole country at that time was around eight, but let's not get tangled in the nitty details.

I also didn't even know they make porn in Japan that time so unlike the new comers nowadays I was not surprised when I saw the girls are not pixelated in real life.
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i am amazed
Who knew that the kingdom of Syldavia had a kendo team?
 
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biku said:
r!

(just to be clear, not trying to make fun of Nobita, just found this cross section analysis of what attracts foreigners surprisingly blunt)
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Nah most people don't like Nobita, he does that lean into stereotypes thing to get views. I've seen his dumbass on the street giving interviews to people who walk by as well.
 
I hate how he's always passively aggressively asking "but does Japan actually need prostitution?"
 
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I've met Nobita. Credit where credit is due, he's just as mouthy in person as he is online. Even to people that clearly want to take him apart.
 
Sorry, I didn't meant for this thread to be about Nobita, it was just a random thing in the video I thought was funny.

As for me; came for the charming ladies, stayed for the kaiten sushi (and I'm only half joking)
 
lolomo1 said:
Fat asses got me to Japan
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Interesting! Begs me to ask, was it that you like “fat asses” on Japanese women, or was it that there are too many “fat asses” in your previous domicile, forcing you to seek sleek?
 
grunt said:
Interesting! Begs me to ask, was it that you like “fat asses” on Japanese women, or was it that there are too many “fat asses” in your previous domicile, forcing you to seek sleek?
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Ah ah, good question
Japan is not really a fat asses heaven
 
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I remember the first time I learned that BMW actually means Big Military Wives, and that shit ain't no joke at all. Spending an hour sitting at the Arby's at the local NEX and watching all of the morbidly, grotesquely obese wives and girlfriends stuffing their fucking faces is enough to turn you vegan.
 
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