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I do want to talk about Restaurant.bars, and clubs. But let's face it the fact of the matter is I like to go the easiest way. Science was meant to make us lazy, therefore I'd rather work hard,exercise, buy a bottle and we have fun through the night. I guess I'd tell you guys which was sausage spots and a sure fire place to avoid.

Ultimately, I think this is dumb and I rather go soap-land. But I like to talk sooo...... Unfortunately,I'm sure these will leave in rated g because ultimately I'm a decent dude when it comes to meeting people...of course......naturally.
 
I don't understand the point of this thread o_O
 
clubbing:

For picking up girls your only choices are: Alife in Roppongi and Maybe camelot in Shibuya(the main hip hop floor is very conducive to chatting up girls there). you can TRY to pickup at Vision it has a great layout for picking chatting up girls。

For bars, Public stand is like the Japanese version of hub. Good if you go early they are in many places, Shibuya, Roppongi, Shinjuku, good to get a couple of line I.D.s and peace out before the J-dudes cockblock you to mordor.

99 bar in Ginza is a good pick up spot...well it was before Covid, haven't been back since then. Honestly, with all the apps out there there's no need for girls to go out to find a man. So basically, everywhere is an expensive sausage fest.

for clubs besides the ones I mentioned: Warp: Over priced sausage fest, don't go, either by yourself or a girlfriend. It is on nice club BUT they go super japanese and fill up the place as much as they humanly can. You can barely even move, much less pick up chicks Oh the Japanese dudes try and since the ratio is like 6:1 (dudes to chicks) . . .heh good luck.

Womb:good for the music, but 99% dudes (always has been really)
Ageha: Usually dead unless a good event or big DJ comes to town... far, out of the way and expensive. 80% dude to chick ratio. But it has a good layout. But if you're good looking enough to pull from Ageha and womb. . .you'd be better off hitting up the pairs app.

Honestly, Clubbing in Japan is a stupid waste of money and time. Unless you're DJing, and therefore get women that worship DJ's there's no point to set foot in one in Japan. Clubs are for suckers.
 
clubbing:

For picking up girls your only choices are: Alife in Roppongi and Maybe camelot in Shibuya(the main hip hop floor is very conducive to chatting up girls there). you can TRY to pickup at Vision it has a great layout for picking chatting up girls。

For bars, Public stand is like the Japanese version of hub. Good if you go early they are in many places, Shibuya, Roppongi, Shinjuku, good to get a couple of line I.D.s and peace out before the J-dudes cockblock you to mordor.

99 bar in Ginza is a good pick up spot...well it was before Covid, haven't been back since then. Honestly, with all the apps out there there's no need for girls to go out to find a man. So basically, everywhere is an expensive sausage fest.

for clubs besides the ones I mentioned: Warp: Over priced sausage fest, don't go, either by yourself or a girlfriend. It is on nice club BUT they go super japanese and fill up the place as much as they humanly can. You can barely even move, much less pick up chicks Oh the Japanese dudes try and since the ratio is like 6:1 (dudes to chicks) . . .heh good luck.

Womb:good for the music, but 99% dudes (always has been really)
Ageha: Usually dead unless a good event or big DJ comes to town... far, out of the way and expensive. 80% dude to chick ratio. But it has a good layout. But if you're good looking enough to pull from Ageha and womb. . .you'd be better off hitting up the pairs app.

Honestly, Clubbing in Japan is a stupid waste of money and time. Unless you're DJing, and therefore get women that worship DJ's there's no point to set foot in one in Japan. Clubs are for suckers.
Ive been out of this scene for 10 years, but seems like nothing has changed. Your summary actually made me quite nostalgic!
 
Go to clubs with women & a guy or two. Add new women to the team.
 
Go to clubs with women & a guy or two. Add new women to the team.
I won't be broke in Tokyo if I do go to club I bypass support guy buy a VIP seat for like 500-1000 invite a lady from the dance floor pop a bottle and talk. Plus I don't want to talk to the same girl just a night of fun and whatever for the night. I'm still happy for female company and not looking for sex..... See where the night leads
 
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I won't be broke in Tokyo if I do go to club I bypass support guy buy a VIP seat for like 500-1000 invite a lady from the dance floor pop a bottle and talk. Plus I don't want to talk to the same girl just a night of fun and whatever for the night. I'm still happy for female company and not looking for sex..... See where the night leads

So which clubs do you recommend?

And which ones should be avoided?
 
So which clubs do you recommend?

And which ones should be avoided?

This is from pure research*

Number one pick is E-Sprit seems like a ritzy club in Roppongi where they go on yachts sometimes to party. With that being said better have some money and look good and not be bad body and in good physical shape. *Note they off limits website to foreigners probably was hinting at something.
V2- I looked at multiple reports on google how the bouncers play hero to woman in the club and it's hard to get to them.... You know ladies are there just to have fun maybe a girls night out club * Avoid-because I would want to throw a brick at the bouncer*
Roppongi in general I hear is horrible and you might get you drinked spiked if you're not careful there are working in girls in clubs that will try to lead you out.

Shibuya I think if you're caucasion it's perfect their's plenty of gaijin hunters in this area club harlem and shibuya atom etc. Is mainly for the broke college kid scene close to the universities and grant you the western life. expect expats and military dudes.

Ginza girls don't get in free typically and either does dudes- And some have rules obviously to keep the working class away from the few club over there.

Over-all with any club if your fine with paying 300 dollars for a fifty dollar bottle to converse and have fun with people go for it. Personally I would pick E-Sprit.

Also I don't have a 12 inch slong so avoiding harlem
 
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Translated to the standard English that sentence means "I have never been in Japan but this is what I learned from manga, anime, bad yakuza movies and Reddit".

Also Caucasian niggas is the only one going over there saying they love Naruto(never practice karate) and marry for free green card and travel. They spend the money on sex travel and etc. So they get more play

Three Google searches and overly huge and muscle black dudes spell military. And twenty reports of being spiked and also government warning on roppongi and speaking to some Japanese saying it's dangerous actually...

A family was the best and last yakuza movie I'd watch think only. Get shot go to jail and die.. Best movie ever painting reality of gangster life.and worthy of Japan times mention
 
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This is from pure research*
This is from pure research*

Number one pick is E-Sprit seems like a ritzy club in Roppongi where they go on yachts sometimes to party. With that being said better have some money and look good and not be bad body and in good physical shape. *Note they off limits website to foreigners probably was hinting at something.
V2- I looked at multiple reports on google how the bouncers play hero to woman in the club and it's hard to get to them.... You know ladies are there just to have fun maybe a girls night out club * Avoid-because I would want to throw a brick at the bouncer*
Roppongi in general I hear is horrible and you might get you drinked spiked if you're not careful there are working in girls in clubs that will try to lead you out.

Shibuya I think if you're caucasion it's perfect their's plenty of gaijin hunters in this area club harlem and shibuya atom etc. Is mainly for the broke college kid scene close to the universities and grant you the western life. expect expats and military dudes.

Ginza girls don't get in free typically and either does dudes- And some have rules obviously to keep the working class away from the few club over there.

Over-all with any club if your fine with paying 300 dollars for a fifty dollar bottle to converse and have fun with people go for it. Personally I would pick E-Sprit.

Also I don't have a 12 inch slong so avoiding harlem

Number one pick is E-Sprit seems like a ritzy club in Roppongi where they go on yachts sometimes to party. With that being said better have some money and look good and not be bad body and in good physical shape. *Note they off limits website to foreigners probably was hinting at something.
V2- I looked at multiple reports on google how the bouncers play hero to woman in the club and it's hard to get to them.... You know ladies are there just to have fun maybe a girls night out club * Avoid-because I would want to throw a brick at the bouncer*
Roppongi in general I hear is horrible and you might get you drinked spiked if you're not careful there are working in girls in clubs that will try to lead you out.

Shibuya I think if you're caucasion it's perfect their's plenty of gaijin hunters in this area club harlem and shibuya atom etc. Is mainly for the broke college kid scene close to the universities and grant you the western life. expect expats and military dudes.

Ginza girls don't get in free typically and either does dudes- And some have rules obviously to keep the working class away from the few club over there.

Over-all with any club if your fine with paying 300 dollars for a fifty dollar bottle to converse and have fun with people go for it. Personally I would pick E-Sprit.

Also I don't have a 12 inch slong so avoiding harlem

Maybe you could not access the website for E-Spirit because the club is called Esprit? or because it seems they have closed (... temporarily at least) due to covid. Motown might be up your alley if your researching a new first pick.
 
Go to clubs with women & a guy or two. Add new women to the team.

Why would you bring sand to the beach? Japanese people in clubs are not like in the U.S. in the U.S. you could get your girl to go with you to clubs and meet other girls for threesomes. In Japan, (especially Tokyo) yo girl is going to get swarmed by the army of J-"Nampasenshuu" before they can say ”トイレ行く” again. There are better ways to do this. Fetilfe is a better way, posting ads here would probably be a better way, using bummble's bff or group functions would be a better way.

I won't be broke in Tokyo if I do go to club I bypass support guy buy a VIP seat for like 500-1000 invite a lady from the dance floor pop a bottle and talk. Plus I don't want to talk to the same girl just a night of fun and whatever for the night. I'm still happy for female company and not looking for sex..... See where the night leads

$500-$1000 dollars? 50k-100k yen? Why would you do this?
I get this is cheap compared to say L.A. where sucke - I mean very very rich customers spend upwards of $10k a night.(I've seen the receipts)

But still,

You can literally by a bottle of Don Perignon for like 7k yen ($70 bucks) or Less at the liquor stores that litter the city!Buy like 2 or three of those and a cheap ass metal bucket, put some ice in it, put it on your table in your apartment take a picture and put it on tinder as one of your pictures. Bam all the gold diggers you want.

Also You can proably have 3-7pops at a SL for that and not have to go out all night to do it.

Hell, if you've got that much money to throw away a weekend, you could just use that money to buy shares in the stock of the company that owns the damn club in the first place. (if they give dividends) you'd get money every quarter AND get perks. Paying for vip is what idiots do. The ONLY people that should be in ViP are top industry heads (where the club is giving them a free table) Top billed DJ's/producers and people with enough connections/value in the club scene that it make sense for the club to lose thousands of dollars a weekend to accommodate you. IN that case you don't even NEED ViP because you've got the status to pull girls ANYWAY and well before you get to a club.

However, if you REALLY want to bundle up your money and throw it in the trashcan,
go to warp as their VIP set up is the best in Tokyo, as it has easy access of the general population and you could bring girls there in the club. thing is, a table is AT LEAST 100,000yen. $1,000 dollars.

Pretty pricey to "see where the night leaves" with some basic ho that probably doesn't even know how to hygeine herself properly down there.

since you want to burn money,
Instead of wasting it on dumb J-club thots, Find the BEST SL you can and spend your money there. This site is here for a reason. OR go to thailand and live like a king for a month with a different girl every night in a nice, spacious condo. literally anything is a better decision than what you're describing. Unless you're a multi millionaire in which case, you wouldn't even need to go to a club.

Maybe you could not access the website for E-Spirit because the club is called Esprit? or because it seems they have closed (... temporarily at least) due to covid. Motown might be up your alley if your researching a new first pick.

Motown? are you serious right now? Why not just tell him to go to 911 Black and Gas Panic instead? (There's a joke in there somewhere, can you find it?)

Namae, what are you trying to get out of a club? I've already mentioned the best spots earlier in the thread, there's nothing else (in Tokyo) yet. Covid fucked a lot of shit up, for one it killed what was left of Roppongi(it was already dying) and the clubs that survived are 10x worse than they were before, girls aren't really coming out much so it's an expensive sauna of drunk dudes fighting over the 2 or 3 4/10s that happen to walk in the door that night. There are a couple new clubs opening soon, but no one knows how they're going to be yet. Honestly, the Era of getting girls from the club is over. Spend that money on getting a personal trainer and have him help you get the body of a greek god, then get professional pictures on Tinder/pairs/omia/whatever. No man here should be paying to go to a club, no man here should be GOING to a club unless you're connected enough where it's part of your job to go (meaning you get in for free anyway. . .mainly if you're in the music industry - what I mentioned above)

Atom and Harlem.
Just don't. MAAAYBE you could pull at Atom if you're a good looking tall, white guy. but then again, if you could do that you'd do a lot better on Tinder instead. Harlem, no, just no, you're not going to pull at harlem and this was before covid. I've seen some decent looking white dudes leave in utter despair because they didn't even get close to pulling shit. Maybe if you're the security there you could. Hell, after covid the staff are pretty much acting like the chinese massaji girls begging people to go to Harlem it's dead ..


Also someone mentioned Ginza ROFL no. The only Clubs there are Diana (older crowd. . .ike late 40s and 50s IF it's still open) and some other shit club that I've been to but was so trash that I forgot the name.

Stop. Going. To. Clubs. in Japan. If you want a somewhat decent experience, go to Korea.

I've been out of this scene for 10 years, but seems like nothing has changed. Your summary actually made me quite nostalgic!

It got worse. I mean the club scene was already on it's way out the door, but it's just a complete money vampire "industry" that sucks the lifeblood of the young men of the country (and their parents wallets, or worse, their own wallets if they're young fresh college grads workers making 180k a month). Clubs are only fun if you're DJing at them, or connected enough to be invited to them. Other wise, it's dumb to go to them In Japan at least. the U.S. is a different ballgame, but there are enough niche clubs in most cities that you could get your money's worth there (if you don't buy vip)
 
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Why would you bring sand to the beach? Japanese people in clubs are not like in the U.S. in the U.S. you could get your girl to go with you to clubs and meet other girls for threesomes. In Japan, (especially Tokyo) yo girl is going to get swarmed by the army of J-"Nampasenshuu" before they can say ”トイレ行く” again. There are better ways to do this. Fetilfe is a better way, posting ads here would probably be a better way, using bummble's bff or group functions would be a better way.


Hell, if you've got that much money to throw away a weekend, you could just use that money to buy shares in the stock of the company that owns the damn club in the first place. (if they give dividends) you'd get money every quarter AND get perks. Paying for vip is what idiots do. The ONLY people that should be in ViP are top industry heads (where the club is giving them a free table) Top billed DJ's/producers and people with enough connections/value in the club scene that it make sense for the club to lose thousands of dollars a weekend to accommodate you. IN that case you don't even NEED ViP because you've got the status to pull girls ANYWAY and well before you get to a club.



It got worse. I mean the club scene was already on it's way out the door, but it's just a complete money vampire "industry" that sucks the lifeblood of the young men of the country (and their parents wallets, or worse, their own wallets if they're young fresh college grads workers making 180k a month). Clubs are only fun if you're DJing at them, or connected enough to be invited to them. Other wise, it's dumb to go to them In Japan at least. the U.S. is a different ballgame, but there are enough niche clubs in most cities that you could get your money's worth there (if you don't buy vip)

You are a investing god or something. Thank you!
 
Motown? are you serious right now? Why not just tell him to go to 911 Black and Gas Panic instead? (There's a joke in there somewhere, can you find it?)

I have a feeling that you are the one who missed the joke there, not @namae
 
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Motown? are you serious right now? Why not just tell him to go to 911 Black and Gas Panic instead? (There's a joke in there somewhere, can you find it?)

Never been more serious in my life! I think Kaz would tear Mowtown up. He is a perfect fit. The champagne play definitely works at Motown. I once saw a couple of guys that looked like they were the 23rd and 24th most important people at the Tokyo embassy of a minor country in South Asia attract a swarm of women with a bottle of Moet.
 
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Pre-Covid, I always had a good experience in Roppongi clubs. My favorite one was V2. In a new V2 location, I once met a girl who’s working at one of the top Ginza 高級 clubs and visited her mansion after clubbing. Though I fell asleep while about to have fs, lol…

Being Korean American, I had a higher success rate in Japan than in Korea.

But I generally agree that clubbing in Japan is a waste of money if your intention is to have fs. If you go to clubs regularly, you’d see the same girls (and guys) and a group of girls who have zero interest in going further.