Do You Shave Your Butt?

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Here's the fire question of the week:

For any reason do you shave your ass?

Gay or not, female or male...and for girls, I guess there's not much there to shave. ;)

And this means, just not your cheeks, but everything.

And again, this has nothing to do with being gay or nots. Any negative remarks in that regard will be wiped.
 
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Oh me oh my, I can't stop laughing!

I love this board!!! It's impossible to imagine all thoughts that the human mind is capable of creating.

And... to answer the question, no I haven't and can't imagine I ever will.

On the other hand, I'm fairly confident that there will be quite a variety of responses.

I look forward to reading them.
 
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User#16452 said:
Asking for a "friend" by any chance? ;)

(And no, I don't. Smooth as a baby's bottom).
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lol... I'm asking of my own curiosity as the question came up in a conversation I had last night.

It does apply to the thought of both what girls and guys like differently. :)
 
I remember reading some sort of horror story anecdote online by some guy who tried it and found it caused all sorta of discomfort. Don't know if it was apocryphal or not though...
 
TAG Manager said:
Here's the fire question of the week:

For any reason do you shave your ass?

Gay or not, female or male...and for girls, I guess there's not much there to shave. ;)

And this means, just not your cheeks, but everything.

And again, this has nothing to do with being gay or nots. Any negative remarks in that regard will be wiped.
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Yes, I do and it's kinda pain in the ass ;)
 
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That's a very funny conversation you had ;)

I'm not shaving there but getting a wax every 3-6 weeks and while being waxed in the bikini zone, they also do the rest. I think I wouldn't shave it because that's a lot of work and the risk to cut yourself is quite high. The wax procedure is harmless and fast done tho. :D:p
 
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I like to shave the few hairs between cheeks when i shave the front. Its not a place you wanna cut though.
 
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Anna Summer said:
I'm not shaving there but getting a wax every 3-6 weeks and while being waxed in the bikini zone, they also do the rest. I think I wouldn't shave it because that's a lot of work and the risk to cut yourself is quite high. The wax procedure is harmless and fast done tho. :D:p
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How much are they charging you for that service? I don't have any experience, but I am fast learner, and I am pretty sure I could undercut their price.
 
I do cut the front; but just thinking about shaving my behind it makes me itching, hahahaha:LOL:.

I saw some videos about waxing the pubis and behind; but it seems painful if you are not SM.
 
When I plan to meet a gal I groom heavily and, by necessity, acrobatically. I enjoy giving and receiving on the engine and caboose and have often been complimented for my grooming efforts and bravery. It is a bit uncomfortable when things grow back but only a day or two. Butt (sic) you do realise how much hair deals with sweat.
 
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namae said:
How much are they charging you for that service? I don't have any experience, but I am fast learner, and I am pretty sure I could undercut their price.
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The salon I'm going to charges 5000¥ for the first time and from the second 7500¥.
I'm very sure you could undercut the price :p
But as @User#8628 said, it's better getting a professional wax in that area. That may be different with shaving (waxing definitely hurts more but is getting less after some time)
 
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I have had it done professionally a couple of times, when I got Jeep Ass from an ingrowing hair. The nurse shaves the affected area and it felt quite nice, I can't remember a great deal of issues with it growing back, apart from a little itchy maybe.

Now, for myself, I have a set of hair clippers. I do the front to a #1 and take it round and under my nutsack to try and get as many stragglers as I can manage. I don't shave my ass, but then I don't think it's really that hairy.
 
Wwanderer said:
The thought had never even crossed my mind previously! :eek:

-Ww
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This could be a modest first in a long series of body mods !
What about dying your beard in purple, have you thought of it ? ;)

Answer to the OP : I already get compliments on my ass, so now I have to ask myself if I want to tune it or keep it natural.
 
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I use a gel to put all over my body and then hot water rinses it all off.

50% of it is for MMA purposes such as easy to escape from grappling situations
50% of it is for sexual related recreational purposes
 
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Curacao said:
I remember reading some sort of horror story anecdote online by some guy who tried it and found it caused all sorta of discomfort. Don't know if it was apocryphal or not though...
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I think I know the story to which you refer!

(Apologies in advance for the tastelessness)

It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my ass cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butt hair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things:

Either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements."How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel.

Slowly, my twin cheeks and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless mounds of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two ass cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class.Eventually, thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit-molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch.

God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: It will be like this until the hair grows back.

Weeks Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair: Ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my ass cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out he window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends- Don't shave your ass-hair!

Taken shamelesly from http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/shaveyourass.shtml (The site used to be a lot funnier and more tasteful, I swear!)
 
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Hairlarious!!! Yes, to some issues with squeak-arse sweat, meat-flapping farts and stubble where you don't want a 5-o'clock shadow, butt (sic) it passes in a day or so. You might suffer more if you have arse cheeks like twin Ulurus, though.
 
Great story......except for the religious connotations. :D
 
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Never tried. My motto : "No pain, no pain"

My question is, why do guys shave there butt? Who are they shaving it for - themselves or someone else? and how do women react when they discover your smooth shaved butt - is it a turn on or a turn off? does it weird them out?

I remember being in a busy onsen in Hokkaido several years ago. Some foreign Rugby players were in the onsen. One of them, a blonde South African, was shaved/waxed all over. It seemed an awkward situation for both his rugby mates and the the JPN locals. His C&B were the "elephant" in the room. It would have been useful to be a mind reader, just to laugh at how the locals were processing the scene.
 
A better (?) question might be, "What do expect to gain from a shaved butt?" because there obvious drawbacks later on. When I P4P I try to choose gals who don't mind a bit of salad-tossing, give and take. I want to present my best (back)side as encouragement, and I tell you what, it certainly feels very nice because I have shaved. Some girls comment on that positively,too. I am presuming most guys will shave their face closely for similar reasons.
 
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