Do You Shave Your Butt?

I keep shaving as I can't even wait to grow hairs for waxing.

I thought I would have troubles letting the hair grow for the next session but it's easier every time I got it done. And now my hair doesn't grow back for full 2 weeks and it's a lot less, very fine and not stubbly/uncomfortable.
 
I think a guy shaving his ass is a bit extreme, unless he's homosexual or possibly into S&M, where arguably there is more of a sexual purpose behind it.

Guys who are extremely hairy, hair all over their back and such, are fighting an uphill battle. To the point that I question what they are doing, because the hair is coming back soon, unless you start using lasers. I can understand they feel bad about being that hairy, but there is an argument for them to embrace the more animalistic look.

I'm lucky, where I don't have much body hair. But if I were the hairy type, I think that I would just embrace the fact or trim it. And if I did want to remove it, I think that I would go all out with laser treatment. Why do the halfway measure of shaving, and watching it come back so soon?

In regards to women, I think ass hair removal is more understandable for several reasons. 1) Looks odd to shave the vagina, but then have a hairy asshole. 2) women likely to be more insecure about being hairy and naked, which adds to body issues. 3) When men lick vagina, they are up very close, where hair is more of an issue. 4) Heterosexual anal sex is actually the most common form of anal sex. Many don't realize this. Homosexual men are only around 5% of the population. Women who do anal sex regularly, is 20% of the population (not even adding percentage that tries it).

Lastly, if a person is just trimming the hair, would advise an electric shaver. Much easier and faster.
 
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I think a guy shaving his ass is a bit extreme, unless he's homosexual or possibly into S&M, where arguably there is more of a sexual purpose behind it.
There's less extreme stuff to do with assholes, like rimming.
 
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There's less extreme stuff to do with assholes, like rimming.
You are right, that too. But guys are arguably less likely to be on the receiving end as they are doers, when with women.

It's just easier to rim women, as the guy is licking all around the area. Where with women, they have to get past the penis first. And I don't mind if she learns to master the penis first. Have a present girlfriend that is a deep throat queen. Fine with me, when she just stays focused there.
 
Found this on the Amazon reviews of Veet - some things are best left to professionals....

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)
 
Found this on the Amazon reviews of Veet - some things are best left to professionals....

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)
That was amazing.
And i thought waxing a boyfriend's ass with wax strips was wild..!
 
On a more serious note, professional places in Australia advertise waxing down there as a Manzilian. Colloquially, its known as a Back, Crack & Sack.
 
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WTF is this??? I am definitely neither and if I have something coming up I shave. I have had nothing butt compliments on my efforts from my lady friends. They love the smoothness and easy access.
I just haven't heard of any of my pals shaving their assholes (and I have swinger pals too and they tell about all kinds of stuff), so didn't think it too popular among guys.
 
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

Let me say, that I feel sorry for your Royal Jewels - having "being on fire" sensation is probably something to experience...

Having said that... I tip my hat to you for your ingenuity as the strawberry ice cream were just... ingenious, indeed...

It also made my laugh, so thank you for that vivd depiction of your personal tragedy. You made my day, in a way.

P.S. I how that the Junior is fine these days, and didn't fell off under the pressure from all these traitorous chemicals in Veet.
 
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Laser hair removal. Not cheap nor a one time thing, but it helps. If you shave then starting with electo shave and a fresh razor is key. Don't do too often or irritation. Using a bactine spray afterwards and for the next few days can minimize razor burn.

Why do it? Just feels cleaner. Goes along with back hair management.
 
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