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Well actually it seems you can't even admit that on TAG either. Seems the PC police are everywhere nowadays.
Well the problem is that he really treated women badly (not all the time but very often), and he himself admits now that he has changed (married, kids, famous, entrepreneur bla bla bla) so he is more "PC" as well. Reading his stories was a guilty pleasure for me, laughing like an idiot and blaming myself for doing so!
 
Well actually it seems you can't even admit that on TAG either. Seems the PC police are everywhere nowadays.

Ah, the "neg" .. Let's all admit right now that what has given pick-up artists a bad name is some of the traditional tactics used.

By definition the "neg" the veiled insult approach to a woman is to put her off balance and "lower her social value" - which is sad really. Why are your social values so low in the first place gents that you need that? Being fit, fashionable, confident and well, hardworking, generally raises your social value quite a lot, y'know!

Think of all your early years as an investment. The gag is "God has a sense of humour, he makes men chase women around for the first 30 years, then switches it around for the next 30.." :p
 
I'm definitely not a PUA but to some extent I can understand a bit this neg thing.
I think the seduction phase is quite interesting / exciting when both sides are teasing a bit each other... in a respectful way. As long as it's done with a certain sense of humor, it seems quite ok to me. And to be honest, most women love playing that game. When it's done with class, you're showing both confidence and sophistication.
But if you hurt your partner by acting in a offensive way, you just fail the test. At best, by making her insecure, you're acting like an asshole.
 
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Me being the geek that I am, I am partial to these gems. You have to either played or are playing Pokemon to get it.

Ay Gurl You wanna Rhydon my Weedle?
Ay Gurl Lemme make yo Vulvasore
Ay Gurl Imma Likitung till you Squitle
Ay Gurl Lemme get Pikachu and see dem Jigglypuffs
Ay Gurl Lemme get dem Diggletts
Ay Gurl Lemme Squirtle on dem Jigglypuffs.

Chance of success depends on the person you are talking to. I will say that the Vulvasore did work, but she was already laughing at the vast variety of Dad jokes I was telling her.
 
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I guess the Tucker Max way is indeed hard to transpose in a Japanese context ! (His books are hilarious though , but TAG is probably the only place I could admit that!)
Insults are more about you, not the girl. It's a way for a guy with too much ego / lack of confidence to feel better about himself. Negging is worthless to a guy who understands his own value. It's there to help guys who just put the pussy on a pedestal every time. Girl tells a bad joke, call her out on it instead of fake laughing trying to seek her approval. That's why you're getting negative reactions from the guys here.

Re-frame the insults into observations about the girl to try and get into her world. "You look like you might have gained a little weight recently, have you been stressed out at work/school?" "Oh, no make up today, are you heading to meet your parents or something?"

Telling her she looks fat and needs to lose weight to get a Japanese guy is worthless in context of trying to get to know her and build a relationship she can build on. These types of comments will push her away from you, the ones I mentioned above can make her feel like you understand her. Being politically incorrect doesn't mean be an asshole and say whatever you want. It's about telling hard truths, usually towards a goal.
 
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You guys crack me up... every now and then I miss threads like these or just forget to go back and read it.

It's like having little presents waiting for me on every turn of the page.

PC vs. Respect, that's two totally different zones. I'll never impress a girl by bringing up her weight right of the bat, lol.

What works for me:

A - Being me. (easy to talk to, firm but not aggressive)
B - Finding something about her to talk about. Girls really appreciate when you notice the small things. (Jewelry, Nails, Clothing, Bag, Shoes, Accessories... and even if she's wearing some sort of stockings with designs on them) - Works nearly all of the time just to break the ice and start a dialogue.
C - Shopping in places where girls usually shop. Many conversations had in the checkout lines at Forever 21, H&M and some other random stores where lots of girls shop at. (find a reason to shop there for something small, just to validate why you're there. Don't go buying lingerie and try to talk to another girl, that's a dead kill right there.)
D - Mentioned in the past... hobbies and places like sport or outdoors shops, they are kind of easy to meet people with similar interests. Easy to start chatting...
 
Yea, I was clicking through and saw this thread. I had the same reaction as meiji with the broken eye muscles.

I agree with what you're saying, but the thing is, not everyone gets it, which is why I try and break it down with reasons and why what they're doing isn't productive. Back when I was younger, someone telling me "Just be yourself man!" was the most worthless advice ever, because my brain didn't process things in a way where that type of advice made any sense. After everything I've been through, getting older and such, now I know what they're were always telling me, but it likely doesn't make sense to some of the guys still trying to pull the negging shit. =P
 
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Back when I was younger, someone telling me "Just be yourself man!" was the most worthless advice ever, because my brain didn't process things in a way where that type of advice made any sense.

Me too and I was ugly as sin years ago.
Within the last ~10 years, I finally got it.

Age though, seems to have improved my appeal, bonus!
Age is also killing my libido too! God dammit, lol!
 
Me too and I was ugly as sin years ago.
Within the last ~10 years, I finally got it.

Age though, seems to have improved my appeal, bonus!
Age is also killing my libido too! God dammit, lol!

Seriously... I used to be 2-3 pops an hour... Now, thanks to age, diet and smoking, I need a few hours to be ready to go again... :( My girl's been gone for almost 2 months now and I've done maybe 1 or 2 p4p sessions, other wise nothing. This is the longest I've gone without sex in 4-5 years.... She's even given me permission to cheat and I just can't be bothered to do it.

Speaking of, I think I'm going down to Yoshiwara.... lol

EDIT: Bleh, called before going, denied for my foreignerness :( Really want to try out Tinkerbell, but I never seem to have luck.
 
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I am also partial to this line but this does require more or less her knowing English and how many letters of the Alphabet there are. Mind you this is not the most gentleman approach but still...
the Line takes place at 1:24
 
Just learned this one from a friend of mine and his Japanese girlfriend. Forgive me as my romanji is rough. Sumimasen, anata wa kirei desu. Wait for her to respond, then say acchi ike
 
Just learned this one from a friend of mine and his Japanese girlfriend. Forgive me as my romanji is rough. Sumimasen, anata wa kirei desu. Wait for her to respond, then say acchi ike

I understand the words, but I don't get it. Can you explain it?