Who Pees Sitting Down?

Do you sit when you pee?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • No

    Votes: 9 52.9%

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    17

Chocoballs

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I just read this thread. It seems I'm not the only one who pees sitting down. I know that my aim is not always very accurate when standing so to avoid to any risk of cleaning up I prefer to sit.

Also these days I always put toilet paper on the toilet seat. There are always guys who don't lift the toilet seat when peeing :mad:

If there are women who pee standing then I would like to hear about that too :D
 
There are always guys who don't lift the toilet seat when peeing
Gross. I think some of them miss on purpose.

If there are women who pee standing then I would like to hear about that too
I've seen one stand on the toilet and squat, how's that?

For myself, depends on how well I can stand at the moment... mornings are usually the worst. I don't mind doing one or the other, it makes zero difference to me. I barely use public toilets as it is. (except our office restroom, it's kept pretty spotless by some cleaning staff every hour or so)
 
Doesn't ethnicity come into play here too? I think European guys tend to be trained to pee seated, don't they?
 
Doesn't ethnicity come into play here too? I think European guys tend to be trained to pee seated, don't they?
Perhaps, but more likely, age is the criteria. When you get older, it takes more time.. And it is embarrassing, at least in a public toilet, to stay there while 2-3 other guys have managed to finished next to you while you are still at it.. And it also gets tiring.. so I tend to sit!!
 
Doesn't ethnicity come into play here too? I think European guys tend to be trained to pee seated, don't they?
I'm from Europe and I have never heard about such training. But then Europe is a rather big generalization so maybe you mean guys from certain countries?
 
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I'm from Europe and I have never heard about such training. But then Europe is a rather big generalization so maybe you mean guys from certain countries?
Hmm, thanks Chocoballs. Some French and German coworkers had mentioned that's how they were brought up when joking about the matter of sitting/standing, but I realise it is quite a blanket statement.
 
In my apartment, I always pee sitting down since I get to clean the mess. At work the cubicles are most of the time used (someone dozing off or really doing their stuff) so I'm forced to use the urinals.
 
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Depends on how drunk I am. If I can not hold myself up and I am doing the exorcist limbo at the urinal or literally banging my head against the porcelain, I will swallow my pride and have a seat. Has this happened? Oh dear god yes and on more then a few occasions.
 
Depends on how drunk I am. If I can not hold myself up and I am doing the exorcist limbo at the urinal or literally banging my head against the porcelain, I will swallow my pride and have a seat. Has this happened? Oh dear god yes and on more then a few occasions.
Not sure why your pride would be hurt if you sit? Is peeing standing a mark of virility? yup....
 
Not sure why your pride would be hurt if you sit? Is peeing standing a mark of virility? yup....
Pride as in, I am not that drunk pride. Everybody has this type of ego and usually they do not want to show to their friends that they are messed up.
 
Not me, I don't have a problem to show and share my "weaknesses" (although I am not sure that peeing sitting is a weakness...).with my friends.. To each his own, but, no, not everybody has this type of ego...
 
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I pee sitting down. Gives me time to play a round or two on my phone. =P

NEVER when it's busy though. And if I can hear someone waiting for me outside, I finish up and get my ass (teehee!) out of there. Nothing pisses me off more than those guys who sit on the toilet for 15-20 minutes playing games while I'm getting ready to explode waiting for them. I almost want a butt tube I can slide under so I can poo directly on them for revenge....