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  1. Mischa Maxwell

    Double wrapper?

    She could just use a correctly-fitting condom on your appendage, and then a flavoured lubricant on top if she doesn't like the mild taste of latex..
  2. Mischa Maxwell

    Double wrapper?

    I know that I'm very late to this conversation, but using two condoms is the WORST idea ever. The friction of the two condoms rubbing against each other can damage them and cause them to split. Also, if you use lubricant between the two condoms, you risk the top one coming off anyway. Everyone...
  3. Mischa Maxwell

    First song of your day

    Always "Aly, Walk With Me" by The Raveonettes.
  4. Mischa Maxwell

    Good Adult Jokes

    This is so funny, because when I asked my Dad who would play him in a movie about his life, he replied “Morgan Freeman.” My Dad is like the whitest man alive!!
  5. Mischa Maxwell

    Haikyo help please!

    EDIT: I should have been clearer- I’m happy to leave Tokyo and drive to obscure spots in tiny towns! I have always dreamed of posing naked for photos in a Haikyo- preferably a hotel, ski resort, mansion, bar or house. But the ones on YouTube have been done to death and are probably easily...
  6. Mischa Maxwell

    Good Adult Jokes

    Ahhh… dear @Frenchy. You wrote a review about me years and years ago that made me cry. Your main issues were that I spoke over you at dinner (to be honest, I was nervous), and that I was too fat or unappealing in a swimsuit. You did add that I “had a good attitude though.” And it was odd...
  7. Mischa Maxwell

    How to find independent escort in countryside?

    Sorry, very late reply to this conversation, but I wanted to share an experience as a foreign escort who has toured/ will continue to visit Japan regularly. I have met some of my most beautiful clients on Twitter. One of them was in Nagano, and I had zero plans to tour Nagano. However, he...
  8. Mischa Maxwell

    Good Adult Jokes

    I’m back! I’ve missed everyone here (yes, even @Frenchy). I last left Tokyo for Australia with a dear FMTY client on a nondescript day in February 2020. Little did I know what was to come. I’ve missed Donki like I would miss a limb! But I’m back- thinner, happier, vaxxed, waxed, ready to climax! 🥰
  9. Mischa Maxwell

    Good Adult Jokes

    I’m not really sure if this counts as “A Good Adult Joke,” but bear with me for a second. I’m from an incredibly close family. My cousin works for TIME Magazine in London, became engaged, and then asked ME to be MC at her frightfully posh wedding. I hit Amazon immediately and ordered a heap of...
  10. Mischa Maxwell

    Daily WHO Reports for the Coronavirus Outbreak (Link)

    Thanks for sharing Anna, that short Vox doco was really informative. I knew that there was an animal link, but I had no idea about China’s history re: wildlife farming. Seeing that baby deer in the wet markets made me want to cry. I can still remember the sadness that was felt when we had a...
  11. Mischa Maxwell

    5P Postitions and other things....

    Men are visual creatures. If some of the females have genuine chemistry, they could be making out in front of you while the other girls take turns pleasuring you.
  12. Mischa Maxwell

    Daily WHO Reports for the Coronavirus Outbreak (Link)

    The situation in Australia at the moment is that all gatherings of 500 people or more have been banned. Shaking of hands has been outlawed. I put out a bit of a statement yesterday explaining the precautions that I’m personally taking. I expect my own stance to change as the situation changes...
  13. Mischa Maxwell

    Back after a hiatus

    Dating is a mug’s game. (Written by someone who went on a ‘civilian’ date two Sundays ago in broad daylight, had my hand molested whilst trying to drop my date home, and hence will not be not going on another date for the rest of my life. Being an escort exposes me to far less sleaze than I...
  14. Mischa Maxwell

    The Offical Tag Song should be.... ???

    Farman Scoop: Be Faithful. Forget the title of the song, concentrate on the lyrics! “Who f**king tonight” (repeat). Also an upbeat and happy song!
  15. Mischa Maxwell

    Russia BANNED from Tokyo 2020?

    https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/50710598?ns_linkname=sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_sport Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this before. A huge move by WADA.
  16. Mischa Maxwell

    Have you watched Hustlers (2019) ?

    Maybe it’s an Aussie thing, but ‘hustler’ has a negative connotation here in Oz. During quiet times in the industry, clients will complain that the constant ‘hustling’ (escorts messaging clients out of the blue to ask/ entice them to book) makes them want to close their twitter accounts down...
  17. Mischa Maxwell

    Have you watched Hustlers (2019) ?

    I have a (male) friend who recently paid an escort/stripper $20k+ for an extended international booking.... and she totally played him. Hence, I’m trying to convince him to go and see this movie. The girl that played him was a hustler, pure and simple. And as long as he doesn’t get hypnotised...
  18. Mischa Maxwell

    Preparing for Bliss Out soon, last minute questions...

    BO provides condoms and hand wipes, but I took three extra things into the playroom... a) my boyfriend (at the time. We no longer speak), b) hand sanitizer, c) lubricant Escorts know that you should use one hand for your genitals and one hand for your partner’s genitals. Hand sanitizer in...
  19. Mischa Maxwell

    Back from Deployment.

    OMG. I can’t bear any more shower shoe discussion today. My younger sister picked up a Plantar Wart while studying and living at a ridiculously exclusive and expensive Australian university. My family WhatsApp group has been off the chain this morning with her shrieking about catching a ‘foot...
  20. Mischa Maxwell

    Long time listener, first time caller

    If you do encounter a BusanAdultGuide or GuangzhouAdultGuide, please advise immediately! I would love to travel to those areas, but I have no clue where to even start... Welcome!