I’m not pissed man. Just trying to help you out.
The first step is not to heckle the messenger, though. Listen, Japanese is hell to learn—it’s taken me 21 years to get where I am now, so I get it.
And you aren’t the only foreigner in Japan who has gotten laid without speaking a lick of the language. I am happy for you that you were able to get that—that’s really good. But if you want to be beat the game
anytime with zero effort, you have to put in the effort to learn the language.
Firstly: How much Japanese
do you know? Can you do greetings? Can you do a business transaction?
That’s plenty enough for deriheru and soaplands all over the country; the bar is high, but not unattainable. So just try. That’s all.