A Mile of Dick

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Also..

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Seen tonight....

I would like to challenge the math. As that number requires the average guy to go all in with every thrust.

The more interesting question would be how many times you need to have sex for that mile? Would be pretty high, even if we don't count those first times when you came in your pants. And when I say you I mean me.
 
Unfortunately I don't think I'd be disciplined enough to count thrusts throughout a session and figure out how much mileage I got out of it.
 
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Unfortunately I don't think I'd be disciplined enough to count thrusts throughout a session and figure out how much mileage I got out of it.

Oh you sweet child of summer. You don't think someone has made the device just for guys like you?

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Oh you sweet child of summer. You don't think someone has made the device just for guys like you?

Lol! I am amazed that exists. Though I probably shouldn't be. Some enterprising dude must have been wondering how to make a pedometer for his dick and came up with that.
 
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Lol! I am amazed that exists. Though I probably shouldn't be. Some enterprising dude must have been wondering how to make a pedometer for his dick and came up with that.

I am pretty sure the meaning of marathon sex session has a whole new meaning now.
 
And I get that amout in my mouth and spit out.lol.

I wonder how many bottles of 2L I take it each year, or my entire escort career!!!

I find it tastes more of pinapple sweet recently, than absolute bitter. Is that my mouth capacity of sensing ability changed, or mens fashion???
 
I wonder whether like in airlines you can get frequent fucker’s miles , with perks, upgrades , lounge etc?
Still mourning the loss of my Platinum status on Air France so I kinda obsess about this recently :)
 
And I get that amout in my mouth and spit out.lol.

I wonder how many bottles of 2L I take it each year, or my entire escort career!!!

I find it tastes more of pinapple sweet recently, than absolute bitter. Is that my mouth capacity of sensing ability changed, or mens fashion???


I think more men are aware that pineapple impacts the taste of cum towards a more acceptable / palatable flavor, so they are preparing to see you by eating pineapple.

With your experience however, you could always play a "guessing game" on what they had to eat :D
 
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I think more men are aware that pineapple impacts the taste of cum towards a more acceptable / palatable flavor, so they are preparing to see you by eating pineapple.

With your experience however, you could always play a "guessing game" on what they had to eat :D
I'll take your word for it but I had an ex that said cashews made a huge difference on the positive side
 
I think more men are aware that pineapple impacts the taste of cum towards a more acceptable / palatable flavor, so they are preparing to see you by eating pineapple.

With your experience however, you could always play a "guessing game" on what they had to eat :D


Yeah, that's a very popular practice. But my client didn't seem knowing that. I remember I smiled, when I noticed, someone was eating pineapple for lunch desert! My secret imag/nation gone wild ^ - ^!!!