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Tokyo Adult Wide

Tokyo Adult Wide

An American trying to find my weight into Japan
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Darlin' I don't even know where to begin with this one... Just got the notice...

*sigh*

Y'know you have one of those days where nuthin' goes right? You're sitting out on your porch, drinking the sweet tea, watching the kids play in the yard, thinking about thinking about that soapland girl you saw a photo of once and then BAMMMMM it hits you.

I'll tell you, things were looking good recently, just found me a sugar free ice tea that doean't taste like it was brewed in my grandmother's septic tank. A couple of pounds had come off, my clothes were just hanging off me.

I feel lile you guys are so sympatheic and really get what a chump like me is going through, right? We're all together, ridin' the same stallion or something.


Well, here goes.

The new Rosanne series is in full swing and I just got a call from my agent saying they don't need me.

I'm speechless.
 
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Also, my signarure is not a joke. Anyone who knows any Japanese women into shapely (read large) cowboys hit me up please.
 
This thread be a hoot and a holler! Good stuff Maynard!

Oh dagnabbit! I done gone n' spilled me fresh sweet tea allova my coffee table!
 
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Tokyo Adult Wide said:
Also, my signarure is not a joke. Anyone who knows any Japanese women into shapely (read large) cowboys hit me up please.
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I’m not Japanese, but a shapely cowboy sounds great. Do you come with your own spurs?
 
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Mischa Maxwell said:
I’m not Japanese, but a shapely cowboy sounds great. Do you come with your own spurs?
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No spurs here baby, the vet said I should give my horse a well earned rest after Thanksgiving. Though talk like that sure does spur me on in reaching for the viagra.
 
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Jennifer Maddingly said:
Yummy big boys! Hope you find what you’re looking for.
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I'll tell ya, finding a footlong sub is what I want. The cute Subway guys here don't even list it on their menu and when I ask for it, y'know hush hush, I get given two individual subs. Good thing the misuss is off the scene or she'd tell me to watch my diet and that those 2 pounds ain't going to stay off themselve
 
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MossBoss said:
Worst TAG thread ever. FACT.
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Well, I don't know what to say to that darlin'. This thread sure is old but I got over the ROseanne thing, or that's what I'm telling that therapist the judge is making me see anyway.
I thought about picking up where young me left off, dustin' off my Elvis jumpsuit and going back to that. Sure singing ain't my thing but once the lady's see me in that comeback special leather jumpsuit it won't matter

TokyoJoeblow said:
This thread be a hoot and a holler! Good stuff Maynard!

Oh dagnabbit! I done gone n' spilled me fresh sweet tea allova my coffee table!
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One part club soda one part white wine to remove. Or was that a spritzer
 
Tokyo Adult Wide said:
Well, I don't know what to say to that darlin'. This thread sure is old but I got over the ROseanne thing, or that's what I'm telling that therapist the judge is making me see anyway.
I thought about picking up where young me left off, dustin' off my Elvis jumpsuit and going back to that. Sure singing ain't my thing but once the lady's see me in that comeback special leather jumpsuit it won't matter



One part club soda one part white wine to remove. Or was that a spritzer
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Diet club soda better save on the calories
 
Tokyo Adult Wide said:
Don't derail the thread. Diet food ain't got no home here.
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This thread has rails? lol

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This thread has improved since my last view....
 
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Tokyo Adult Wide said:
No spurs here baby, the vet said I should give my horse a well earned rest after Thanksgiving. Though talk like that sure does spur me on in reaching for the viagra.
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I'm surprise the motley TAGers let this pass by.

But OMG, I did not realize that this fetish(?) was so common.

Man caught sneaking into stables for sex with horse called Ruby he treated as his girlfriend
Cops then found 10 soiled nappies, women’s underpants, and a teddy bear at the static caravan when George Smith lived

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-caught-sneaking-stables-sex-11650061

Animal abuser busted for sex with horses
By Bob Fredericks October 26, 2017 | 2:41pm

A Suffolk County creep with a history of animal abuse was busted on Wednesday afternoon for having sex with horses earlier this year, cops said Thursday

https://nypost.com/2017/10/26/animal-abuser-busted-for-sex-with-horses/

HORSE PLAY
Pervert caught having sex with a 13-year-old horse called Honey has appeal turned down


Julian Ridgeway, 54, was arrested in May last year after a couple hid in a barn and kept watch when they became concerned about the way their mare was behaving.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4629822/man-sex-with-horse-west-yorkshire-appeal-turned-down/


 
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roots reggae said:
I'm surprise the motley TAGers let this pass by.

But OMG, I did not realize that this fetish(?) was so common.

Man caught sneaking into stables for sex with horse called Ruby he treated as his girlfriend
Cops then found 10 soiled nappies, women’s underpants, and a teddy bear at the static caravan when George Smith lived

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-caught-sneaking-stables-sex-11650061

Animal abuser busted for sex with horses
By Bob Fredericks October 26, 2017 | 2:41pm

A Suffolk County creep with a history of animal abuse was busted on Wednesday afternoon for having sex with horses earlier this year, cops said Thursday

https://nypost.com/2017/10/26/animal-abuser-busted-for-sex-with-horses/

HORSE PLAY
Pervert caught having sex with a 13-year-old horse called Honey has appeal turned down


Julian Ridgeway, 54, was arrested in May last year after a couple hid in a barn and kept watch when they became concerned about the way their mare was behaving.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4629822/man-sex-with-horse-west-yorkshire-appeal-turned-down/


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I didnt try to read , nor do I want to know who played the male role in those intercourses...
... by the way all those stories happened in which country? :D
 
Frenchy said:
I didnt try to read , nor do I want to know who played the male role in those intercourses...
... by the way all those stories happened in which country? :D
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The good old USA and Britain. You would know if you were man enough to read the articles.:woot:

Having nothing better to do and not wanting to let such a good opportunity pass by, I did further research in your honor.
Frenchmen performed sex acts on horses (for 10 months)
Two Frenchmen are being prosecuted for animal cruelty after having admitted carrying out sex acts on a horse.
The two men, aged in their twenties, were caught red-handed on Friday night at the stables, near the town of Saint-Nazaire, western France.

The stable's owners had grown suspicious over the last ten months, after repeatedly arriving to work on Monday morning and finding signs that someone had forced entry into the property.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20160222/frenchmen-caught-red-handed-in-horse-sex-

French pensioner faces jail over sex with horse
A 74-year-old French man faces a possible two-year prison sentence after he was caught having sex with a female horse. The horse's horrified owner only discovered the man by chance when he walked into the stables to check on the animal.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20130321/french-pensioner-faces-jail-for-sex-with-horse


And let's not forget Russia.

That horse really thought that Catherine was Great!!!

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Que le cheval vive en moi!
 
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roots reggae said:
The good old USA and Britain. You would know if you were man enough to read the articles.:woot:

Having nothing better to do and not wanting to let such a good opportunity pass by, I did further research in your honor.
Frenchmen performed sex acts on horses (for 10 months)
Two Frenchmen are being prosecuted for animal cruelty after having admitted carrying out sex acts on a horse.
The two men, aged in their twenties, were caught red-handed on Friday night at the stables, near the town of Saint-Nazaire, western France.

The stable's owners had grown suspicious over the last ten months, after repeatedly arriving to work on Monday morning and finding signs that someone had forced entry into the property.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20160222/frenchmen-caught-red-handed-in-horse-sex-

French pensioner faces jail over sex with horse
A 74-year-old French man faces a possible two-year prison sentence after he was caught having sex with a female horse. The horse's horrified owner only discovered the man by chance when he walked into the stables to check on the animal.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20130321/french-pensioner-faces-jail-for-sex-with-horse


And let's not forget Russia.

That horse really thought that Catherine was Great!!!

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Que le cheval vive en moi!
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Well I would have been puzzled and nearly offended if french pervs were not mentioned either ! :D
 
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It’s probably because those French women with their hairy legs and armpits aren’t too different from farm animals. They smell pretty much the same too.
 
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