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TheWhiteBear

TheWhiteBear

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You know how when you are drunk, you have the best ideas in the world.
Ya me too, @User#8628 is one of the most popular on this website, why isn't there a fan club yet (damn, I'm a fucking genius). I would make one but I can't, because I'm a bear, bears don't make stuff
, bears do what bears do.
 
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TheWhiteBear said:
You know how when you are drunk, you have the best ideas in the world.
Ya me too, @User#8628 is one of the most popular on this website, why isn't there a fan club yet (damn, I'm a fucking genius). I would make one but I can't, because I'm a bear, bears don't make stuff
, bears do what bears do.
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This is so sweet ahhh

Gotta love bears ❤️
 
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But will there be fan merchandise? Like T-shirts that say "I've Been to Wonderland", Coffee Mugs with her avatar, & autographed posters (dibs on being the club photographer btw ;) )

Personally I'm looking forward to the line of Awesome Anatomically-correct Articulated @User#8628 Action Figures with the interchangeable outfits and the Kung-fu grip. :LOL:
 
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User#8628 said:
I guess they will mainly be used for the same purpose anime action figures are used for, huh?
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We could have a whole range of Alice action figures. Give Barbie a run for her money ;)

Lingerie Alice
Alice in Chains (oh, wait - that's already taken) Alice in Leather (with optional whip and chain)
Nurse Alice
Police Alice
Street Fighter Alice
Jungle Queen Alice

"collect 'em all!"
 
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AMcguyver said:
We could have a whole range of Alice action figures. Give Barbie a run for her money ;)

Lingerie Alice
Alice in Chains (oh, wait - that's already taken) Alice in Leather (with optional whip and chain)
Nurse Alice
Police Alice
Street Fighter Alice
Jungle Queen Alice

"collect 'em all!"
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You forgot Alice in Latex.

Btw, I want the job of taking the detailed measurements and photos necessary to produce these.
 
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I just had this weird jet lag induced vision of taking Alice out on a date and playing the claw machines to win her own figure.

Maybe it's like CYOA date. The figure you win is the after dinner experience you get.
 
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wraithfive said:
Btw, I want the job of taking the detailed measurements and photos necessary to produce these.
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Guys, guys. Think big or go home. You have forgotten what else they make nowadays that look anatomically correct. Hint: despite of the name it doesn't produce any light.

You can buy me a beer later.
 
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MikeH said:
Guys, guys. Think big or go home. You have forgotten what else they make nowadays that look anatomically correct. Hint: despite of the name it doesn't produce any light.

You can buy me a beer later.
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I didn't forget. I was just having a little mental bet with myself who would mention it first.

I still want to take the measurements and be responsible for side by side quality control testing of the source ;)
 
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Guys, guys. Think big or go home. You have forgotten what else they make nowadays that look anatomically correct. Hint: despite of the name it doesn't produce any light.

You can buy me a beer later.
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Don't forget, you'll have to program the VR/tablet app and interface for that. Plus the variable speed controls to go from zero to HOLY SHIT! :ROFLMAO:
 
AMcguyver said:
We could have a whole range of Alice action figures. Give Barbie a run for her money ;)

Lingerie Alice
Alice in Chains (oh, wait - that's already taken) Alice in Leather (with optional whip and chain)
Nurse Alice
Police Alice
Street Fighter Alice
Jungle Queen Alice

"collect 'em all!"
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I'm tempted. How much? And will they have only physical attributes or also additional features such as talking, smiling , telling jokes etc...?
 
Now I'm imagining Alice handing out a point card and a little stamp. Book 15 dates and get a stamp and get an extra 30 minutes free on your 16th.
 
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AMcguyver said:
Sorry, physical attributes only for this first run. ;)
You want the other features, nothing beats a date with the real @User#8628 :)
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Well, at Bliss Out now with SB and I must say there are even more features I thought possible :D
 
Frenchy said:
I'm tempted. How much? And will they have only physical attributes or also additional features such as talking, smiling , telling jokes etc...?
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Yes, for example relating to you on a very personal level because of similar family situation.
If it was all so boring and dull, why did you get a bit emotional? The alcohol? Just working yourself up?
 
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User#8628 said:
Yes, for example relating to you on a very personal level because of similar family situation.
If it was all so boring and dull, why did you get a bit emotional? The alcohol? Just working yourself up?
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Maybe it's a frank discussion worth having some day in front of a cup of tea or coffee? You mentioned once going to a host bar (and paying the minimum fee) just for being comforted , getting some empathy etc after some difficult personal issues. So you know exactly the feeling , and the expectation... :)
 
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