Bastille Day / Fête Nationale / パリ祭

[Frenchy]

Joke aside I think the end of the monarchy memorial is worth celebrating

Well, it was just the beginning of the end , no more than a riot... on 17/7/1789 Louis XVI wrote in his diary ... "Nothing"

 

[krdxgm69]

Le jour du quatorze-Juillet,
Je reste dans mon lit douillet ;
La musique qui marche au pas,
Cela ne me regarde pas.

Brassens inside.

 

[Frenchy]

Le jour du quatorze-Juillet,
Je reste dans mon lit douillet ;
La musique qui marche au pas,
Cela ne me regarde pas.

Trump loved it though! He was like a kid watching his favorite circus!

 

[krdxgm69]

on 17/7/1789 Louis XVI wrote in his diary ... "Nothing"

It was on July 14th.

 

[Frenchy]

It was on July 14th.

Oooops sorry, you're right of course.
On 17/7 he probably wrote "I fucked" (which would have been a big event for him)

 

[Kaspar]

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Another event organized by a Frenchie , which will probably appeal more to the TAG crowd...

Too bad I can't join...

 

[TheScientist]

So it must be that your friend surprised you doing the Eiffel tower with two frogs.

And now he calls you gay even if you told him you said "no homo" after the deed was done. I know, so unfair!

It wasn't a surprise. I knew those three guys were gonna have sex by the Eiffel tower and I got paid to film them exactly the amount I quoted so all in all a fair days work. Except I had to watch three dudes fuck each other. Pretty difficult to have dinner with them any time after that.

Ok , I prefer not to imagine further

C'est pour le mieux

 

[Frenchy]

It wasn't a surprise. I knew those three guys were gonna have sex by the Eiffel tower and I got paid to film them exactly the amount I quoted so all in all a fair days work. Except I had to watch three dudes fuck each other. Pretty difficult to have dinner with them any time after that.

C'est pour le mieux

Oh come on , so you knew or should have known in advance what to expect right?
[ the favorite excuse of escorts , in very different context]

 

[Yuriko]

Le jour du quatorze-Juillet,
Je reste dans mon lit douillet ;
La musique qui marche au pas,
Cela ne me regarde pas.

Could you translate, please?

 

[TheScientist]

Oh come on , so you knew or should have known in advance what to expect right?
[ the favorite excuse of escorts , in very different context]

Knowing what to expect is one thing. As for the dinner it wasn't so much the problem of watching them eat sausages and soft cheese but the horrible jokes they kept telling...

 

[Frenchy]

Knowing what to expect is one thing. As for the dinner it wasn't so much the problem of watching them eat sausages and soft cheese but the horrible jokes they kept telling...

Wait so I understand from the above posts they are French... you dined with them... you understood the jokes... OH MON DIEU!!!!

 

[Frenchy]

Too bad I can't join...

He will probably organize more ...
just have a look at his FB (totally and unashamedly public) you will get a feel of Le Personnage

https://m.facebook.com/adrien.ledanois

 

[krdxgm69]

Could you translate, please?

Something like:

On the day of the 14th of July
I stay in my cosy bed
The marching music
That doesn't concern me

 

[CharlieSimms]

Aaaah, you said too much or too little... you found your gf doing the Eiffel Tower with two frogs?

Sacre bleu, Monsieur! Everyone knows the Eiffel Tower is just the poor man's London Bridge...

 

[Frenchy]

Sacre bleu, Monsieur! Everyone knows the Eiffel Tower is just the poor man's London Bridge...

Ah ah, it took me a while to get it, but that's a good one !

 

[TheScientist]

OH MON DIEU!!!!

Yeah... Now you understand.

Something like:

On the day of the 14th of July
I stay in my cosy bed
The marching music
That doesn't concern me

It really loses something in translation but most songs do.

 

[krdxgm69]

It really loses something in translation but most songs do.

Yes.

 

[Yuriko]

Something like:

On the day of the 14th of July
I stay in my cosy bed
The marching music
That doesn't concern me

Thanks!

 

[soaplove]

Bonne fête "maudits" français! In my part of the world (french canada) we have to suffer more and more your presence, croissants, baguettes, whining and wine all over the place. We still love you though. Bisous!

 

[Frenchy]

Bonne fête "maudits" français! In my part of the world (french canada) we have to suffer more and more your presence, croissants, baguettes, whining and wine all over the place. We still love you though. Bisous!

Whining?! The French? Oh come on... c'est totalement impossible !

 

[TheScientist]

We still love you though.

I guess you've never heard actual French people talk about y'all. You might not love them so much if you did.

 

[MikeH]

Pretty difficult to have dinner with them any time after that.

Now I have an empty seat next to me in a full packet train. The lady next to me she actually likes standing crushed between drunk salary men rather than sitting next to a big foreigner giggling like a teenage girl.

 

[TheScientist]

Now I have an empty seat next to me in a full packet train. The lady next to me she actually likes standing crushed between drunk salary men rather than sitting next to a big foreigner giggling like a teenage girl.

I'll try and remember that strategy for the future

 

[soaplove]

I guess you've never heard actual French people talk about y'all. You might not love them so much if you did.

Why oh why would you want to break this beautiful mutual bond? You talk, we listen, then, while you take a breath between two opinions, we shoot a few musically accentuated french canadian expressions, you find it funny and go on with a few more opinions...a perfect match

 

[MikeH]

I guess you've never heard actual French people talk about y'all. You might not love them so much if you did.

Only around half of French are assholes. The other half is females.