"We are very simple people, with very small penis. Mr. Ose's penis is especially small."
"S-s-so-sooo small!"
"What can we possibly do with so small penis??"
To this day, over twenty years later, I still watch that episode at least once or twice a year. I once showed it to a Japanese girl who had come over to watch a movie, who had lived stateside and said she loved South Park. She got upset, especially at the harbor bombing game scene, and stopped liking South Park. A few years later, I showed it to another Japanese girl who had come over to watch movies--this girl laughed her ass off at throughout the entire episode, after which we got drunk, I pulled down my pants to show I was genuinely Japanese and then we fucked so hard my neighbor congratulated me the next day in the elevator.
Guess which one I dumped and which one I'm still dating today?
South Park Rules.