Confession Thread

Honestly I need some time to reflect on my sins to pick one haha
You already wrote a lot about them , and so did I
I guess it’s actually hard to write something we haven’t written here yet.
Why don’t we ask @MikeH to be the first one?
He always tries to make us believe he’s a flawless angel and I don’t buy it :)
 
You already wrote a lot about them , and so did I
I guess it’s actually hard to write something we haven’t written here yet.
Why don’t we ask @MikeH to be the first one?
He always tries to make us believe he’s a flawless angel and I don’t buy it :)
He just admitted to watching tentacle porn. It doesn’t get any worse than that.

Okay, first confession.. I’ve watched tentacle porn a few times as well. It was always when I really felt the urge to turn on the vibrator but I failed to find the correct link to my favorite porn that always gets me off.. so I settled for one of the tentacle hentai on the recommendations list and immediately regretted my decision. By immediately I mean a minute later when I came lol.
 
He just admitted to watching tentacle porn. It doesn’t get any worse than that.

Okay, first confession.. I’ve watched tentacle porn a few times as well. It was always when I really felt the urge to turn on the vibrator but I failed to find the correct link to my favorite porn that always gets me off.. so I settled for one of the tentacle hentai on the recommendations list and immediately regretted my decision. By immediately I mean a minute later when I came lol.

you two should be locked together with a living octopus in a love hotel . Make it two octopus, a 4p for the ages! (But be warned: he will ask the octopus to pay for everything)
 
Interesting topic. I’ll have to ponder that for a bit since to a ‘normal’ person (i.e.: non-TAGer), my deepest darkest secrets are all p4p related. Haha. So that usually gets classified as my deepest kept secret nobody in any of my circles know about. :oops:
He just admitted to watching tentacle porn. It doesn’t get any worse than that.
Actually partaking in tentacle porn... that’d probably be worse.
 
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Mine would have to be kept quiet until the statues of limitations are in my favor.
 
I was once in a porn video (only performed in one) back in the late 90s. A buddy of mine had a connection and I was invited. It was a fun experience that changed my view of the sex industry.
 
He always tries to make us believe he’s a flawless angel and I don’t buy it :)

What can I say, it's sometimes lonely to be this pure and perfect.

The only thing in sex I regret is that once a girl wanted my sweet love and I refused. A gentleman should always be ready to help a damsel in distress and moreover if there is a hell that's a direct one-way ticket there with no transfers in between.
 
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I used to have one of these ‘how to draw manga’ books back when I was 15-18 and one of them was a tentacle porn hentai version :ROFLMAO: (yes they sold these.... but I’m sure this one was only available for 18+ Can’t remember that the store I ordered it from checked or cared for age verification :p )
 
Unfortunately most of mine are covered by NDAs, and involve getting execs out of legal trouble.... I do not miss that job.
 
Unfortunately most of mine are covered by NDAs, and involve getting execs out of legal trouble.... I do not miss that job.
Well you should hide the names of course, and then change the dates places and a few other unimportant details
 
Well you should hide the names of course, and then change the dates places and a few other unimportant details

Later he would be confessing for real "your honor..." and we get to learn about prison visiting hours. Win-win! :p
 
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come on everyone - admitting to jerking off over weird porn is hardly groundbreaking, especially as we are all anonymous here anyway.

Ill start:

when I am stressed and tired I get horny. the more stressed and tired, the hornier I get.

having a loved one in intensive care - that is about as stressful as you can get, plus the long hours sitting on a small chair with beeping and bright lights makes you tired. Plus nurses (the more serious the ward, the hotter the nurses it seems)

long story short....

I once jerked off in the toilet of the ICU of a major university hospital in Tokyo.
 
come on everyone - admitting to jerking off over weird porn is hardly groundbreaking, especially as we are all anonymous here anyway.

Ill start:

when I am stressed and tired I get horny. the more stressed and tired, the hornier I get.

having a loved one in intensive care - that is about as stressful as you can get, plus the long hours sitting on a small chair with beeping and bright lights makes you tired. Plus nurses (the more serious the ward, the hotter the nurses it seems)

long story short....

I once jerked off in the toilet of the ICU of a major university hospital in Tokyo.

respect!
 
I found some semen on the floor of toilet for disabled in the Shimbashi JR stn circa 2005
 
Yeah... I wouldn't even know where to begin. If hell existed I don't quite think I'd end up there but purgatory would be a real possibility. I'll stick to perversion and P4P related ones.

I once fucked retired pornstar Zoe Clarke but lost my mojo half way through while in K9 and I basically limp dicked it over the finish line. That was rather embarrassing.

Also, I once got fucked in the ass by hung transsexual pornstar Azeneth Sabrok and insta-regretted it. I didn't shit right for days after that.
 
Yeah... I wouldn't even know where to begin. If hell existed I don't quite think I'd end up there but purgatory would be a real possibility. I'll stick to perversion and P4P related ones.

I once fucked retired pornstar Zoe Clarke but lost my mojo half way through while in K9 and I basically limp dicked it over the finish line. That was rather embarrassing.

Also, I once got fucked in the ass by hung transsexual pornstar Azeneth Sabrok and insta-regretted it. I didn't shit right for days after that.

This is not /b/
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