Confession Thread

Rusty Trombone said:
I once crossed the road even though the little man was red.
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You too? I did, along with three Japanese office workers who were late. On the corner there was a female police and she stopped me. She was very kind and told me in perfect English with a smile that I shouldn't follow bad examples. She was really pretty and sexy in her uniform that I was about to ask her for her Line ID. I must confess that I would do it again.
 
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Joe2017 said:
She was very kind and told me in perfect English with a smile that I shouldn't follow bad examples. She was really pretty and sexy in her uniform that I was about to ask her for her Line ID. I must confess that I would do it again.
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I have met several cute policewomen but never had the courage to ask them out.

Once I was stopped when I was driving and she asked me to blow her. Or rather for her in that strange stick they test for alcohol. I did and then she just told me to go. I was contemplating to get a beer and then come back as that would allow me to talk longer.
 
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About a year ago I was driving back from a cafe, reached my neighborhood, 11 AM on a Saturday, in my -ku, probably had some Notorious BIG on, middle aged gangsta slouch. An extremely drunk, very elderly man, with at best, 25% of his remaining teeth, is 100 yards ahead biking towards me, against traffic, in the middle of the lane. I slow. Down. Complete stop. He reaches me but realizes he is about to hit an immovable object. Gets off the bike, puts on the kickstand, and starts flailing his hands ranting about something I didn't care about, likely his rights as a cyclist to do life ending things. Ultimately he got back on his bike and swerved around me and the other 10 cars that had stopped, and continued on.

Oh wait...is this thread supposed to be about confessions of dumb shit I did?
 
MikeH said:
I have met several cute policewomen but never had the courage to ask them out.

Once I was stopped when I was driving and she asked me to blow her. Or rather for her in that strange stick they test for alcohol. I did and then she just told me to go. I was contemplating to get a beer and then come back as that would allow me to talk longer.
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I met a Japanese through Japan Cupid many years ago. She worked for the police. She was quite freaky and was a lot of fun. Her work stressed her out a lot which was a plus for me. Anyway, she was the one I let get away....
 
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it just dawned on me that trans girls don’t have to take 1 week off every month. : ) that must be nice.
 
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Oh and this may be the worst ...
Once I had sex listening to this

 
Frenchy said:
Oh and this may be the worst ...
Once I had sex listening to this

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That is three minutes and eighteen seconds long song. You could have sex four times listening to it.
 
MikeH said:
That is three minutes and eighteen seconds long song. You could have sex four times listening to it.
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naaah just once and it was on repeat ... actually it’s the only sex song I remember, the whole situation was so ridiculous
 
Sudsy said:
You pay taxes? Yech....
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Well there is so much Viagra I can deduct
And I’m happy to contribute to the Imperial Family’s lifestyle. They’re so hard-working
 
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Durg50 said:
No escort ‘has to’ take time off whilst they have the painters in. There’s a market for everything....
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So.. is that a confession?
 
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Sudsy said:
Doesn't everyone who knows who Aubrey Plaza is?
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His confession was he is just a regular dude and not that elite French snob high roller we all believe he is.
 
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MikeH said:
His confession was he is just a regular dude and not that elite French snob high roller we all believe he is.
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Actually I thought that Aubrey’s fans were mostly neurotic social misfits living in basements with a very sick sense of humor. i’m happy you and Sudsy proved me wrong... errrr.... wait....
 
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Frenchy said:
Actually I thought that Aubrey’s fans were mostly neurotic social misfits living in basements with a very sick sense of humor. i’m happy you and Sudsy proved me wrong... errrr.... wait....
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Shit no. She is hot as fuck.
Got that little bit of crazy to keep things spicy.
 
Frenchy said:
Actually I thought that Aubrey’s fans were mostly neurotic social misfits living in basements with a very sick sense of humor. i’m happy you and Sudsy proved me wrong... errrr.... wait....
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I actually don't have any idea who she is and I am way too lazy to google it.

But I really like @namae's explanation and will find that place next time when I am in Bangkok.
 
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Don't worry, the things we imagine after reading that are probably way more terrible than what actually happened. :D
 
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MikeH said:
Don't worry, the things we imagine after reading that are probably way more terrible than what actually happened. :D
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my guess was that he tried to masturbate on gay porn and just ended up vomiting on his sofa and questioning the meaning of life
 
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Frenchy said:
my guess was that he tried to masturbate on gay porn and just ended up vomiting on his sofa and questioning the meaning of life
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And what if the vomiting was induced by
Frenchy said:
my guess was that he tried to masturbate on gay porn and just ended up vomiting on his sofa and questioning the meaning of life
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Are we talking about some reversely induced emetophilia?
 
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