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The gym I use just has coin operated showers so I would need to spend 100 yens after the workout to get my hair clean. As for any normal person I, again, decide that is way too much and head to one of my regular massage joints for the shower.

As always I am greeted very warmly and after I slip the 10.000 yen bill to the girl (see; no need for coins!) I get escorted to the room. Of come the clothes with little help and some teasing and off to the showers are we.

Just in front of the shower room I realise I forgot to leave my glasses behind. I hand them to the girl and jump to the (unfortunately solo) shower. Everything goes according to the tested protocol and around 1.5 hours later I am happily sipping my after massage beer and looking for my clothes.

Then I realise my glasses are not in the room and I ask the lady where they would be? She goes out to get them and then I hear some low voiced discussion and then やばい、やばい、やばい with each yabai going a little bit louder than the one before.

She comes back and informs she deposited my glasses in the window board next to the shower room. And the next girl who took a customer to the shower pushed the window to open it and at the same time pushed my glasses out of the window.

And we are in the 9th floor.

Didn't see that coming. Because I didn't have my glasses.
 
The gym I use just has coin operated showers so I would need to spend 100 yens after the workout to get my hair clean. As for any normal person I, again, decide that is way too much and head to one of my regular massage joints for the shower.

As always I am greeted very warmly and after I slip the 10.000 yen bill to the girl (see; no need for coins!) I get escorted to the room. Of come the clothes with little help and some teasing and off to the showers are we.

Just in front of the shower room I realise I forgot to leave my glasses behind. I hand them to the girl and jump to the (unfortunately solo) shower. Everything goes according to the tested protocol and around 1.5 hours later I am happily sipping my after massage beer and looking for my clothes.

Then I realise my glasses are not in the room and I ask the lady where they would be? She goes out to get them and then I hear some low voiced discussion and then やばい、やばい、やばい with each yabai going a little bit louder than the one before.

She comes back and informs she deposited my glasses in the window board next to the shower room. And the next girl who took a customer to the shower pushed the window to open it and at the same time pushed my glasses out of the window.

And we are in the 9th floor.

Didn't see that coming. Because I didn't have my glasses.

Yeah well you have TBO so don’t bitch and moan about broken glasses please :D
 
How was the sex by the way?
Coz thats really what we care about of course :)
 
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How was the sex by the way?
Coz thats really what we care about of course :)

You dirty old man! She is not that kind of girl! I should know, I have begged and still she is not.

But no, this is your regular clean and nice massage place. So she only goes one knuckle deep with one finger while the other hand is working on The BO.
 
Yeah @Frenchy ..... You know @MikeH only associates with members of his church and they are all pure and devote for the BO
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Only one knuckle?? ? U can't coax 2nd knuckle... Tough girl... Must bd a new member of ur Parish :D
 
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You dirty old man! She is not that kind of girl! I should know, I have begged and still she is not.

But no, this is your regular clean and nice massage place. So she only goes one knuckle deep with one finger while the other hand is working on The BO.

Only one knuckle deep? Lame!
 
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Only one knuckle deep? Lame!

I told you she is pure in spirit like an angel.

That's why I feel my duty is to visit often and teach her about the dirty old world out there.
 
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I told you she is pure in spirit like an angel.

That's why I feel my duty is to visit often and teach her about the dirty old world out there.

You’re such a benevolent soul Mikey. I admire this compassionate approach
 
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You’re such a benevolent soul Mikey. I admire this compassionate approach

That's just the kind of a person I am. Always willing to help people in general and especially those young souls wanting to better themselves.

And let's not forget that according to the lady of today I also have a cute butt. But no glasses. Maybe she was missing her glasses too.
 
That's just the kind of a person I am. Always willing to help people in general and especially those young souls wanting to better themselves.

And let's not forget that according to the lady of today I also have a cute butt. But no glasses. Maybe she was missing her glasses too.
Nah, you do have a cute butt
 
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Or it's cute cuz only one knuckle. . .Any more and she may change her mind ....
 
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You dirty old man! She is not that kind of girl! I should know, I have begged and still she is not.

But no, this is your regular clean and nice massage place. So she only goes one knuckle deep with one finger while the other hand is working on The BO.
So where IS Emi working these days?
 
As for any normal person I, again, decide that is way too much and head to one of my regular massage joints for the shower.
For me, part of the reason to go to a massage spot mid-day in the summer... for the shower. Haha.
Didn't see that coming. Because I didn't have my glasses.
Funny story. But that last line. So bad. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Those were pretty nerdy glasses that fell on my head as I was walking past my 3rd favorite HE massage place.

Black frames with bridge held together with tape.

But enough is enough, I’ve learned to live with TBO references, but are we now gonna have relentless scribes about your cute butt too?
 
Those were pretty nerdy glasses that fell on my head as I was walking past my 3rd favorite HE massage place.

Black frames with bridge held together with tape.

But enough is enough, I’ve learned to live with TBO references, but are we now gonna have relentless scribes about your cute butt too?

Why not? Can’t wait to hear when he gets the second knuckle in :)
 
More importantly there is a HE massage place that has beer? That sounds very nice.
Yes I had the same reaction . But one thing bothers me in this story: it looks like our Mikey had to shower solo but not the other guy and I wondered about it for hours...
 
Those were pretty nerdy glasses that fell on my head as I was walking past my 3rd favorite HE massage place.

Black frames with bridge held together with tape.

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But enough is enough, I’ve learned to live with TBO references, but are we now gonna have relentless scribes about your cute butt too?

And this boys and girls is how a rhetorical question looks like.

But of course no. I wouldn't do that. Not before I get a written document stating the facts.
 
Why not? Can’t wait to hear when he gets the second knuckle in :)

You should dream bigger my friend. I know I am.

Yes I had the same reaction . But one thing bothers me in this story: it looks like our Mikey had to shower solo but not the other guy and I wondered about it for hours...

Just so you can sleep tonight: everyone showered alone. The window was in a room next to the showers where the girls escort you and hang the towels.
 
You should dream bigger my friend. I know I am.



Just so you can sleep tonight: everyone showered alone. The window was in a room next to the showers where the girls escort you and hang the towels.

Ah! Thanks for the precision because as you know Im a sucker for fair treatment and that detail bothered me to no end.
I was about to go there and make a fuss : « give my friend with the Beautiful One a duo shower too! Ask the girl to look just into his eyes if needed but Do It! »
 
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