fantasy vs. reality

Haha, I was typing up my response as you posted this question. I've been lurking but haven't been doing many posts lately. Same as yourself, life has taken me away from TAG. I come and go like the wind!!;)

One of my husband's fantasy when we first dated was receiving a bj while driving which I obliged but do not recommend!!

Hey, the BJ while driving is (edit to reflect krdxgm69's concerns) almost every-man's fantasy!

Hey, don't you guys have a little concentration?

Can't you multi-task?
 
Hey, the BJ while driving is (edit to reflect krdxgm69's concerns) almost every-man's fantasy

John Irving cured me from that fantasy already when I was just a teen-ager dreaming of his first blowjob.
 
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John Irving cured me from that fantasy already when I was just a teen-ager dreaming of his first blowjob.

To tell the truth, I'd forgotten the allusion to Garp



And to tell the truth, again...

Under similar circumstances, even while driving, not a problem. The secret is to keep your eyes open.

Of course, all of that was long ago in a place far away.
 
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The outcome of this scene is why I never thought about doing this, lol :dead:
 
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Hey, the BJ while driving is (edit to reflect krdxgm69's concerns) almost every-man's fantasy!

I've had road head on expressways, and once when I rented a particularly tall SUV, while stuck in traffic on Meiji-dori.

Not nearly as dangerous as people might think - unless you're driving stick.
 
I got it in a car that the LADY was driving ,bwaaah ah ah !
(Ok she had stopped the car to do it , but still, technically she was in the drivers seat!)
 
So, were you a slutty hitchhiker?

I used the hitchhike in Japan somewhat back in the day. I was easily the best looking and sluttiest hitchhiker there was as there was no competition at all.

Never managed to hook up with anyone, though I had this one lady give me her daughter's contact info so I could call her up! :D
 
Even when I was watching porn I never watched any where they used condoms.
I remember some porn where there is a visible condom during the fucking shots but they edit out removing the condom before the money shot.
 
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So, were you a slutty hitchhiker?
Bah, you beat me to it!

I remember some porn where there is a visible condom during the fucking shots but they edit out removing the condom before the money shot.
Yeah I found those weird, like who are you trying to fool? I know I've seen some recent clips they don't really try to hide such a transition.
 
Yeah all those emails about horny women in your neighborhood gotta be real o_O

The last message I heard was that Tiffany from that small city in Europe I grow up wants to message with me. Man, that girl has waited all these decades for me to come back, that's some commitment! Though it is still a bit unclear to me how she can be just 20 and still remember me when I have not been in that city for 30 years or so?
 
Problem also come from the fact that girl wanted to be 100% sure I have changed... this is normal but that did not went smoothly .
 
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My first threesome was awesome. It was with a lovely married couple, clean (so no condom swap) he even had a vasectomy. we talked and had dinner with wine, it was actually quite enjoyable although I was nervous.

My first threesome with two guys? Yeah no.
I though I was going to die as one of them grabbed me like a deranged feral cat. I can still feel his fingers inside, not in a sexy way. As in "I'll have PTSD when I recount that memory" kind of way. So I definitely stopped it and just had sex with the decent, non crazy guy.

Beach sex is usually a bad idea. For someone who grew up on a Caribbean island I managed to avoid it for the longest time, until recently. Sand finds a way to get into the most curious places, even when trying to be careful. I think for sure many of these experiences are done just for the sake of the experience and not the quality of it.

I've had sex in cars but I'm small (1.57/5'1) so I never thought of it as too uncomfortable. Also Road head is fun. But I got a little dizzy, my guy seemed to enjoy it.
Public sex is my jam, The "people might see me"really turns me on. Not surprisingly, I'm into public sex/voyeur practices.
 
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Sumimasen, senpai. I'll take my punishment in the form of spanking.

Sempai? Young lady, you should learn how to properly address people more than twice your age! :p:eek: We are in Japan after all, this is not any barbarian western country!

And what comes to spanking you probably also need to learn not to play with fire. Little girls are known to get their fingers burned with members of the Be Nice to Old Fat Ugly Foreigners Foundation. :cautious: