FS - For gaijin only?

[Don630518]

Is FS only for foreigners, or do Japanese get it also? The reason I ask is when I asked a Japanese friend of mine about FS at soaps he replied “ it’s explicitly forbidden!” Like he was reading from a rule book.

Don’t know how much weight to put into his words since after he offered to take me to a soapland during the summer he was constantly ‘too busy’ to fulfill his promise.

 

[Lukes]

I won't speak to the laws about FS because I'm probably going to screw it up. I'll let someone else do that.

But you better believe that Japanese dudes are fucking soapland chicks on the regular. It's not just for us barbarian foreigners.

 

[Durg50]

Is FS only for foreigners, or do Japanese get it also? The reason I ask is when I asked a Japanese friend of mine about FS at soaps he replied “ it’s explicitly forbidden!” Like he was reading from a rule book.

Don’t know how much weight to put into his words since after he offered to take me to a soapland during the summer he was constantly ‘too busy’ to fulfill his promise.

Ive had a japanese co-worker (who was otherwise a well adjusted, socially competent, wordly guy) tell me that no japanese people eat at curry-rice places like coco-ichiban or c&c curry because; ‘their mothers cook curry rice so why would they need to pay for it?’

So yeah, sometimes people say weird stuff that is totally wrong but they are so adamant about it you just have to let it slide.

Ps - i bet your freind is in yoshiwara twice a week banging girls bareback.

 

[scorpioni6ths]

OR he is a Yoshiwara virgin ... never been there ... never had the service ... that's why he's 'too busy" to commit to his promise ...

 

[Ken1988]

If only...

 

[Don630518]

Ps - i bet your freind is in yoshiwara twice a week banging girls bareback.

Likely not as he actually lives in Shizuoka. lol. Maybe a local place there.

 

[MikeH]

Is FS only for foreigners, or do Japanese get it also? The reason I ask is when I asked a Japanese friend of mine about FS at soaps he replied “ it’s explicitly forbidden!”

I have weird friends too. Though none of them are that much separated from the real world.

Now think about all you know about the Japanese sex industry. Do you really think there would be a place where they offer more services to the foreigners than to the locals? When it's the locals who in the end are the ones who bring almost all the money to these operations?

 

[Don630518]

OR he is a Yoshiwara virgin ... never been there ... never had the service ... that's why he's 'too busy" to commit to his promise ...

Maybe a Yoshiwara virgin... but not a soap (et al) virgin. It was his mention of recently going to a soap (City Heaven?) that prompted him to offer to take me.

 

[Don630518]

I have weird friends too. Though none of them are that much separated from the real world.

Now think about all you know about the Japanese sex industry. Do you really think there would be a place where they offer more services to the foreigners than to the locals? When it's the locals who in the end are the ones who bring almost all the money to these operations?

Didn’t really think so, but the thought tumbled through my clouded mind.

 

[Frenchy]

Didn’t really think so, but the thought tumbled through my clouded mind.

Actually there are many places which offer a certain service exclusively for gaijins: its a nice gesture done by crossing the forearms in front of you. You won’t get much more but I always liked the aesthetics of it.

 

[Keihan]

Japanese have an interesting detachment from reality. It's often a conflict between the way they are told things are/should be and the way things truly are. They are often ill-equipped to deal with reality and prefer living in a bubble, and are gifted at forcing themselves to believe in that bubble. Growing up, how often would I hear that "A PURE-BLOOD JAPANESE WOULD NEVER..."

1) Fuck a white person (and don't even mention black...that'll cause a seizure)

2) Do drugs

3) Be a pedophile

4) Steal

5) Be a homosexual

6) Litter

7) Be dumb

8) Marry outside his/her race

And the list really goes on.

The other amusing cultural quirk that Japanese have is the inability to address something unpleasant. If something is unpleasant, they simply pretend it doesn't exist. For example, if I'm riding the 11pm train home from work and spontaneously pull my trousers down and begin furiously masturbating, 99% of Japanese (particularly women) will just look straight ahead and pretend they don't see what's happening. Believe me, my friends and I delved deep into this social experiment back in 2005. Same goes for issues at home. Let's say son comes home and says, "HEY MA, I JUST SUCKED MY FIRST COCK AND I LOVED IT!!" She'd simply convince herself it didn't happen or spend the next three days in a state of neurosis inventing reasons for why that didn't necessarily mean her son is a true fag and probably go half batshit but she'd never admit she had a gay son and could keep up the delusion for decades.

When a western person observes a problem, he/she instinctively takes a proactive approach to resolve/remedy the issue. When a Japanese observes a problem, unless he/she has been explicitly directed on how/when/where/why to deal with it by an authority figure, he/she will pretend it's not there and move on. That is, until General Tojo sends out an official decree. Then, he/she will enthusiastically beat, stab, shoot, rape, behead and mangle the problem and all of its children and friends and pets for the glory of the Emperor.

Trying to make sense of a nonsensical culture and people will keep you up at night and probably cause your dick to go soft. It's better to just rock out with your cock out, have as much fun as you possibly can and then get the fuck out of Dodge before you manage to get a bimbo pregnant and get stranded in-country. A couple of times a year I have a recurring nightmare in which I'm sitting on the 7:15am train with my stupid briefcase on my lap, smooshed between two foul-smelling salarymen, with a little white plastic bag containing two Family Mart tuna-mayo musubi and a small bottle of green tea (breakfast), halfway through my 45min commute to work where I'll correct essays and pace the halls and parrot stupid English bullshit for the next 8 hours. Luckily I wake up before I have the chance to jump in front of a train.

 

[BB0523]

I've never, ever, ever, had a Japanese dude hook me up where I could bang a Japanese girl... Japanese ALWAYS cock block a gaijin from tappin that J-pussy... at least that's been my experience.. but on the other hand... I've never had any problem in meeting Japanese women and being able to gain carnal knowledge... but those girls usually cost more than a soapland... dinner, drinks, time, gifts...etc...

 

[Keihan]

I've never, ever, ever, had a Japanese dude hook me up where I could bang a Japanese girl... Japanese ALWAYS cock block a gaijin from tappin that J-pussy... at least that's been my experience.. but on the other hand... I've never had any problem in meeting Japanese women and being able to gain carnal knowledge... but those girls usually cost more than a soapland... dinner, drinks, time, gifts...etc...

Dating is just legal prostitution and also tends to cost more for less quality. Makes a compelling case for either a quality escort or Pornhub, many cans of Suntory highballs and scented hand lotion.

At least until you're getting old, like me. Then it's nice to have the other half to scold you for drinking too much and pissing the bed again, before rolling you over into clean undies and sending you back to sleep.

 

[Durg50]

I've never, ever, ever, had a Japanese dude hook me up where I could bang a Japanese girl... Japanese ALWAYS cock block a gaijin from tappin that J-pussy... at least that's been my experience.. but on the other hand... I've never had any problem in meeting Japanese women and being able to gain carnal knowledge... but those girls usually cost more than a soapland... dinner, drinks, time, gifts...etc...

Ive been set up loads by japanese guys with japanese girls.

 

[Sudsy]

I've never, ever, ever, had a Japanese dude hook me up where I could bang a Japanese girl... Japanese ALWAYS cock block a gaijin from tappin that J-pussy... at least that's been my experience.. but on the other hand... I've never had any problem in meeting Japanese women and being able to gain carnal knowledge... but those girls usually cost more than a soapland... dinner, drinks, time, gifts...etc...

You need a better (well, more perverted) class of friends.

My Japanese pals are eager to try to get me (or anyone else that's in their good graces) laid as often as possible.

 

[Rusty Trombone]

Is FS only for foreigners, or do Japanese get it also? The reason I ask is when I asked a Japanese friend of mine about FS at soaps he replied “ it’s explicitly forbidden!” Like he was reading from a rule book.

Don’t know how much weight to put into his words since after he offered to take me to a soapland during the summer he was constantly ‘too busy’ to fulfill his promise.

Yes!
FS is only for foreigners. Your friend is 100% right.
But you gotta keep it quiet, cos some Japanese trolls may be viewing TAG and head into shops and pretend to be non-Japanese just to get the FS.

Then these guys will go to Japanese only shops and be refused, cos they don’t speak the nihongo so well.

May be you should type in pig Latin.

 

[MikeH]

A couple of times a year I have a recurring nightmare in which I'm sitting on the 7:15am train with my stupid briefcase on my lap, smooshed between two foul-smelling salarymen, with a little white plastic bag containing two Family Mart tuna-mayo musubi and a small bottle of green tea (breakfast), halfway through my 45min commute to work where I'll correct essays and pace the halls and parrot stupid English bullshit for the next 8 hours.

That just shows how detached you are from the real life in the Japan Inc. Even your nightmares don't have a pinch of reality. In Tokyo people would sacrifice their right testicle to have just 45 minute commute.

 

[Don630518]

to have the other half to scold you for drinking too much .

 

[Don630518]

Even if it’s only 1 can of chuhai.... it’s too much. ugh. Can’t live with'm. Can’t live without’m.

 

[Keihan]

Actually my other half is nearly as degenerate of a drinker as I am, so more often than not she'll only get angry if I hog the wine. Or if I drink until I can't get hard, which seems to happen more and more frequently as I near 40.

 

[Keihan]

That just shows how detached you are from the real life in the Japan Inc. Even your nightmares don't have a pinch of reality. In Tokyo people would sacrifice their right testicle to have just 45 minute commute.

No kidding? I've never actually lived in Tokyo and my rides to various attractions and HE joints never takes me longer than 20 or 30 minutes. But then again, I never actually go out into the suburbs.

Maybe the proximity of downtown to the affordable suburban neighborhoods was just closer in Osaka? To be honest, my commute was probably even shorter than that, especially once I got a decent job and my office was in an upscale north Osaka neighborhood. From my door it was a few minutes by bicycle to the station, a two minute ride to the next station to transfer, then a 20 minute ride on the expensive ass (subsidized) monorail to my work station. And that monorail was very, very nice, never crowded and I probably read a lifetime worth of novels on my way to and from work.

That said, if I had to choose between living in Osaka again with a 20 minute commute or living in Tokyo with a two hour commute, it'd be Tokyo any day of the week.

 

[warubuta]

Ive had a japanese co-worker (who was otherwise a well adjusted, socially competent, wordly guy) tell me that no japanese people eat at curry-rice places like coco-ichiban or c&c curry because; ‘their mothers cook curry rice so why would they need to pay for it?’

So yeah, sometimes people say weird stuff that is totally wrong but they are so adamant about it you just have to let it slide.

Ps - i bet your freind is in yoshiwara twice a week banging girls bareback.

I fucking hate when Japanese people tell me completely stupid and unbelievable shit. I hate it because I know they are telling it to me only because I am a gaijin. Even if they know I have been here longer than they have been alive, they still have to give me this shit to protect their fragile sense of Being Japanese. I think it has something to do with their xenophobic racism and sense of superiority. I wish I could carry around a very big, heavy, thick leather glove in my back pocket. Whenever a Japanese person unloaded some stupid shit on me, I would slowly take the glove out of my pocket, slowly pull it onto my right hand, and then I would calmly say, “You have said something that is obviously not true. You have said it to me because I am a gaijin. You have insulted me, and now I am going to slap you very, very hard on the side of your head.” If it is a woman, depending on how she looks, I might allow her the option of taking the slap on the ass, in which case I might use my bare hand.

 

[warubuta]

Japanese have an interesting detachment from reality. It's often a conflict between the way they are told things are/should be and the way things truly are. They are often ill-equipped to deal with reality and prefer living in a bubble, and are gifted at forcing themselves to believe in that bubble. Growing up, how often would I hear that "A PURE-BLOOD JAPANESE WOULD NEVER..."

1) Fuck a white person (and don't even mention black...that'll cause a seizure)

2) Do drugs

3) Be a pedophile

4) Steal

5) Be a homosexual

6) Litter

7) Be dumb

8) Marry outside his/her race

And the list really goes on.

The other amusing cultural quirk that Japanese have is the inability to address something unpleasant. If something is unpleasant, they simply pretend it doesn't exist. For example, if I'm riding the 11pm train home from work and spontaneously pull my trousers down and begin furiously masturbating, 99% of Japanese (particularly women) will just look straight ahead and pretend they don't see what's happening. Believe me, my friends and I delved deep into this social experiment back in 2005. Same goes for issues at home. Let's say son comes home and says, "HEY MA, I JUST SUCKED MY FIRST COCK AND I LOVED IT!!" She'd simply convince herself it didn't happen or spend the next three days in a state of neurosis inventing reasons for why that didn't necessarily mean her son is a true fag and probably go half batshit but she'd never admit she had a gay son and could keep up the delusion for decades.

When a western person observes a problem, he/she instinctively takes a proactive approach to resolve/remedy the issue. When a Japanese observes a problem, unless he/she has been explicitly directed on how/when/where/why to deal with it by an authority figure, he/she will pretend it's not there and move on. That is, until General Tojo sends out an official decree. Then, he/she will enthusiastically beat, stab, shoot, rape, behead and mangle the problem and all of its children and friends and pets for the glory of the Emperor.

Trying to make sense of a nonsensical culture and people will keep you up at night and probably cause your dick to go soft. It's better to just rock out with your cock out, have as much fun as you possibly can and then get the fuck out of Dodge before you manage to get a bimbo pregnant and get stranded in-country. A couple of times a year I have a recurring nightmare in which I'm sitting on the 7:15am train with my stupid briefcase on my lap, smooshed between two foul-smelling salarymen, with a little white plastic bag containing two Family Mart tuna-mayo musubi and a small bottle of green tea (breakfast), halfway through my 45min commute to work where I'll correct essays and pace the halls and parrot stupid English bullshit for the next 8 hours. Luckily I wake up before I have the chance to jump in front of a train.

This is a Hall of Fame post. There are some cool Japanese though. About one in 59,000. The only two reasons to be here are the women and the money. If you are not getting much of either (and banking lots of the latter) you really have to ask yourself what the fuck you are doing here.

 

[Keihan]

The only two reasons to be here are the women and the money. If you are not getting much of either (and banking lots of the latter) you really have to ask yourself what the fuck you are doing here.

That's pretty much the decision I made ten years ago. I was on the ass-end of my 20s, I was making what any starting public school teacher would make back stateside minus all the benefits and raises, I was tired of dealing with the average Japanese female and her laundry list of emotional/logical/mental issues, I was sick of living in that warped, stunted society and ready to murder the next retarded Osakan that ruined my morning commute with his/her retarded behavior. I dumped my girlfriend, submitted my resignation and I didn't come back to Japan for years.

Ironically, I left Japan just a few months before TAG went live. I think history would have been drastically rewritten had these forums existed during my years in Japan.

 

[MikeH]

No kidding? I've never actually lived in Tokyo and my rides to various attractions and HE joints never takes me longer than 20 or 30 minutes.

The studies that show just a bit over one hour spend on one way travel include also part timers who live next to the 7-11 they work. Take your average white-collar Yamada and he probably spends almost 1.5 hours in a train with ten thousand guys like him where they compete in trying to crush each others to death. What makes it sad is everyone hopes to lose and die so they don't have to go to the office that day. In most companies you'll get one day off for participating your own funeral.