FS - For gaijin only?

FS is prohibited by law in Japan , and client can even be reported to police for strongly asking for such service.
Main reason why they seldomly let gaijins in (one of many other).
Never used escort before so it is hard to imagine how to convince girl .
In souplands , the FS is a must for Japanese, however gaijins can get rejected easily , especially non Asian looking.
A lot of girls afraid that foreigners have too big d**k for their small man*os and a very rough during the intercourse. A widely spread myth actually.
 
I bet you an ice cold Asahi for a wet raccoon that has never happened.
Can I just concede the point l, hand you a beer, and take the raccoon? Always wanted a pet raccoon.
 
Can I just concede the point l, hand you a beer, and take the raccoon? Always wanted a pet raccoon.

You should be careful what you wish for as you can get it. There are plenty of raccoons where I live, some of them are wet. One of the wet ones I held in my arms and handed him (or her, not an expert) to a police officer.

Didn't receive a beer though.
 
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I've never, ever, ever, had a Japanese dude hook me up where I could bang a Japanese girl... Japanese ALWAYS cock block a gaijin from tappin that J-pussy... at least that's been my experience.. but on the other hand... I've never had any problem in meeting Japanese women and being able to gain carnal knowledge... but those girls usually cost more than a soapland... dinner, drinks, time, gifts...etc...

Cock blocking is a fine art , performed by all races and nationalities. I lived in 5 countries, all with their fare share of cockblockers . Then again my best wing man was this Japanese dude I used to work with , he wanted to fuck foreigners and I wanted to fuck Japanese gals.,
 
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I fucking hate when Japanese people tell me completely stupid and unbelievable shit. I hate it because I know they are telling it to me only because I am a gaijin. Even if they know I have been here longer than they have been alive, they still have to give me this shit to protect their fragile sense of Being Japanese. I think it has something to do with their xenophobic racism and sense of superiority. I wish I could carry around a very big, heavy, thick leather glove in my back pocket. Whenever a Japanese person unloaded some stupid shit on me, I would slowly take the glove out of my pocket, slowly pull it onto my right hand, and then I would calmly say, “You have said something that is obviously not true. You have said it to me because I am a gaijin. You have insulted me, and now I am going to slap you very, very hard on the side of your head.” If it is a woman, depending on how she looks, I might allow her the option of taking the slap on the ass, in which case I might use my bare hand.


Hahaha I wish I had a big leather glove like yours. I was talking to a group of friends (in my somewhat broken Japanese) when the question about "Why most Japanese only speak 1 language, their unanimous answer was that most Japanese speak fluent English and that they are most likely shy or that they hate attention, not like foreigners that tend to show off by saying I speak 100 languages. Go figure.
 
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