Gaijin Cock Syndrome

[faboo2001]

There’s got to be some extenuating factors. Y’all ever have to like, run up a bunch of stairs, or get on a bike and sprint somewhere when it’s super cold and you’re not wearing appropriate clothing? I have, because I’m a ridiculous person, and I have to tell you there are like, ways to turtle yourself to an extent you never throught possible.

Not sure why I feel the need to set the record straight about this; look for my upcoming paper “Comparative Heuristics in the Grower Hypothesis” to be published in the journal of bonerology

 

[JohnnyWalker]

I consider myself average + sized. Although been told otherwise. Maybe just to boost my ego.

Although one time that comes to mind was when I was told not to call a provider back because of my size. She said it in the nicest way possible but that sorta stuck with me. Honestly, she was a dead fish and I had no desire to call her back but it still stuck with me.

Sometimes it’s a blessing and sometimes it’s a curse.