Good Adult Jokes

[Majestyk]

Lose 10 kilos in two sessions.

 

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[rikkun]

Is it a bat I see here as an illustration?

 

[MikeH]

Valid advice we should all follow!

To be noted is they didn't say anything about dead animals...

 

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[Majestyk]

Safety first.

 

[Lukes]

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So it's ok if you use a condom?

 

[Majestyk]

Live to be 80.

 

[AMcguyver]

A woman went to a pet store to buy a parrot. She found one for 20 dollars. She asked why so cheap. The clerk told her that it came from a whorehouse. She figured that was ok so she bought it. When she got home the bird looked around and said “new house. New Madame” the woman was a little surprised but let it drop. Her teen daughters came in and the parrot said " new house. New Madame. New girls" well they let this go too. Finally, the lady’s husband came in and the parrot said “Hi Bob”

 

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[Frenchy]

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lol! Good one! Thanks for the sunday smile

 

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[oLUXo]

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Can you pass the milk

 

[Majestyk]

Apt description.

 

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[Majestyk]

Bless her.

 

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[hawaiianhawk]

We are trying to make eye contact, but your nipples aren't looking back at us

 

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[Majestyk]

One of those days.

 

[Simonka]

When those thigh high stockings are a bit too tight :3

 

[Majestyk]

Super!

 

[oLUXo]

I'm aware it can mean other things, but I thought this was funny.

 

[Majestyk]

Peeping Tom cat.