It's Christmas Eve and a couple are having an argument, their son overhears them and asks: "What do bitch and bastard mean?" The couple guiltily tell him that they're just different ways of saying "ladies and gentlemen," and to forget what he heard.
Later that evening they have make-up sex and their son overhears them again. In the morning he asks: "What are tits and cocks?" Bashful, they tell him that they are just different names for hats and coats, and to forget what he heard.
Later in the day the wife is preparing the turkey and cuts her finger, swearing loudly. The son asks: "Mommy, what does fuck mean?" and she tells him that it's another word for cutting things and to go and check that the husband is ready for dinner.
The son runs up the stairs and hears his father humming to himself in the bathroom. The father is shaving and is startled when the boy opens the door and he too cuts himself, swearing loudly. The doorbell rings downstairs as the boy asks: "Daddy, what does shit mean?" Panicking, the father tells him that it's just another word for shaving, and to go quickly and answer the door.
The boy hops down the stairs and opens the front door to see a gathering of friends and family bearing gifts. He says: "Hello bitches and bastards, hang your tits and cocks over there. Mommy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and daddy's upstairs shitting himself."
Later that evening they have make-up sex and their son overhears them again. In the morning he asks: "What are tits and cocks?" Bashful, they tell him that they are just different names for hats and coats, and to forget what he heard.
Later in the day the wife is preparing the turkey and cuts her finger, swearing loudly. The son asks: "Mommy, what does fuck mean?" and she tells him that it's another word for cutting things and to go and check that the husband is ready for dinner.
The son runs up the stairs and hears his father humming to himself in the bathroom. The father is shaving and is startled when the boy opens the door and he too cuts himself, swearing loudly. The doorbell rings downstairs as the boy asks: "Daddy, what does shit mean?" Panicking, the father tells him that it's just another word for shaving, and to go quickly and answer the door.
The boy hops down the stairs and opens the front door to see a gathering of friends and family bearing gifts. He says: "Hello bitches and bastards, hang your tits and cocks over there. Mommy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and daddy's upstairs shitting himself."
