Good Adult Jokes

[UnicornHunter]

She is just keeping her hands warm. With all the wind and vibrations between her legs, she needs to warm up them hands.

Let's just hope those cold hand don't create shrinkage. She'll fly over the handlebars on a quick stop.

 

[Rusty Trombone]

A biker’s old lady always pulls to stop

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Vietnamese scooters have unusual gear shifts!

 

[Majestyk]

Yup.

 

[Sudsy]

Yup.

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"Your best sexual partner during the Covid-19 pandemic is yourself or someone within your household".

 

[MikeH]

"Your best sexual partner during the Covid-19 pandemic is yourself or someone within your household".

They probably forgot how many single cat ladies there are:

 

[Acid Burn]

They probably forgot how many single cat ladies there are:

Well, there is a lot of pussy action in those houses.

Sorry, I’ll crawl back under my rock now...

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

Covid-19 vaccination would be great with some, uh, moral support.

 

[AMcguyver]

Covid-19 vaccination would be great with some, uh, moral support.

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That’s the Pfizer version isn’t it? Dammit, I knew I should have gone for that instead of the Moderna one.

 

[Majestyk]

Baby, you can drive my car ...

 

[Majestyk]

Broccoli is said to be good for joints, so here goes.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[MikeH]

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Well there is some blame on her too as her mask don't cover her lips.

 

[Majestyk]

Pick your Covid-19 vaccine, from left to right: Oxford-AstraZeneca, Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna.

 

[AMcguyver]

Pick your Covid-19 vaccine, from left to right: Oxford-AstraZeneca, Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna.

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I’ll take ‘em all. Better to be safe than sorry.

 

[Majestyk]

I’ll take ‘em all. Better to be safe than sorry.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[MikeH]

My thoughts exactly.

And at the same time to be sure it works.

And remember the second shot after few weeks!

 

[Durg50]

Pick your Covid-19 vaccine, from left to right: Oxford-AstraZeneca, Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna.

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There’s enough filter and make up going on there that I really could be looking at anything.

however would definitely go with Oxfordaz

 

[Joe2017]

 

[MikeH]

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Unless of course it's a drop kick.

 

[MikeH]

There’s enough filter and make up going on there that I really could be looking at anything.

however would definitely go with Oxfordaz

Minami Hatsukawa, Karen Kaede, Miru Sakamichi. In this picture Minami definitely looks the cutest to me too though Karen has the best boobs. But the surprise winner is Miru who looks like the cute innocent next door girl who then suddenly fucks you and your friend too. And in her previous work, which I am quite familiar, she looks like the younger sister of Minami Aizawa so there.

 

[Frenchy]

Minami Hatsukawa, Karen Kaede, Miru Sakamichi. In this picture Minami definitely looks the cutest to me too though Karen has the best boobs. But the surprise winner is Miru who looks like the cute innocent next door girl who then suddenly fucks you and your friend too. And in her previous work, which I am quite familiar, she looks like the younger sister of Minami Aizawa so there.

You’re the expert ! I think they all look the same

 

[MikeH]

You’re the expert ! I think they all look the same

That's either great or terrible for you depending on how you look at it. According to the commandments of the Uncle Mike's Church of Spinners always look the positive so it's absolutely great.

 

[Durg50]

Minami Hatsukawa, Karen Kaede, Miru Sakamichi. In this picture Minami definitely looks the cutest to me too though Karen has the best boobs. But the surprise winner is Miru who looks like the cute innocent next door girl who then suddenly fucks you and your friend too. And in her previous work, which I am quite familiar, she looks like the younger sister of Minami Aizawa so there.

Are they all in porn?

 

[just4fun]

You’re the expert ! I think they all look the same

They all look the same upside down that's for sure