A DAY AT THE LIBRARY
A guy enters a crowded university library, looks around for a place to sit and spots a vacant seat next to a pretty young student.
He approaches the young lady, gets her attention and asks: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
She replies in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
Immediately, all the students seated near and around the young lady as well as the library staff nearby look daggers at the guy.
Embarrassed, the guy quickly walks to another side of the library, far from the young lady.
He finds a table with no students, takes a seat and keeps to himself there.
After 20 minutes, the young lady walks quietly to the guy's table, stands beside him and says with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy looks at her and responds in a very loud voice: "US$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
Almost in unison, all the people in the library stares at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispers to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."