Good Adult Jokes

[Majestyk]

lol! Thanks! Made my day
(Wish I could have this amazing ability but down there though...)

Man ... same here.
Had some fun, but I absolutely underperformed on the last day of my recent visit to Tokyo. Getting old. Sad.

 

[Frenchy]

Man ... same here.
Had some fun, but I absolutely underperformed on the last day of my recent visit to Tokyo. Getting old. Sad.

You didn’t lie enough?

 

[UnicornHunter]

Always seem to underperform by the end of a long trip with nothing but pussy the whole time

 

[Majestyk]

Her New Year’s Resolution

 

[Lukes]

Not a good look.

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Basically the plot of every video on Pornhub these days. Lol

 

[MikeH]

Her New Year’s Resolution

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I am getting old. Just five minutes in and I noticed some text in there too.

 

[AMcguyver]

I am getting old. Just five minutes in and I noticed some text in there too.

Text? What text?

 

[Majestyk]

May you all have an amazing new year!

 

[MikeH]

There is no pleasing women. My girl begged me to give her an orgasm. I did but she just got angry and spat it away!

 

[Majestyk]

What the duck?

 

[Majestyk]

How cephalopods get dazed and confused.

 

[just4fun]

 

[Majestyk]

Oh, Erika ...

 

[Majestyk]

Let it snow.

 

[Lukes]

Let it snow.

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That's millenial speak for "take your shirt off"

 

[Lukes]

Maybe I should try it

 

[Rusty Trombone]

Let it snow.

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Been a warm winter to date.

 

[Majestyk]

Nature.

 

[Majestyk]

An astute diagnosis.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

Oh, behave ...

 

[Majestyk]

This store is damn tough on petty crime.

 

[Majestyk]

Okay ...

 

[Majestyk]

Yup.

 

[Lukes]

A Brazzers logo can make almost anything look like a porno