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Yes, there is a God... And that Mo===rFu===r has a TWISTED sense of humor.
Some time ago I was seeing a cute housewife on the side. Not a great body but a beautiful face which really makes a difference for me. But the best past was that she could keep up with me in bed which is always a challenge. We were seeing each other for about 2 years until she pulled the plug – said she couldn’t keep seeing me if we couldn’t be full time which isn’t possible for either of us.
We broke up about a year and a half ago and I was pretty much celibate for about a year. I just wasn’t interested in anybody else. She had meant that much to me.
Earlier this year the itch got too strong and when I found this site I started doing a little mongering to blow off some steam. My problem – especially after a long time without – is that I need about 4 hours and 3 good pops to feel relief and there aren’t a lot of providers who can do that. Still, a little is better than zero so I was checking out a few places here and there.
About a month ago I read a post here in which somebody was complaining that Tinder is just a bunch of older housewives – which is exactly my target audience – so I got an account and got going. Fortunately, I had a buddy who recently did a photo shoot for me so I had a few dozen pictures of myself to go through to pick out a few good shots to put up on my profile.
In about a week I had 10 responses, 3 of which seemed very interested. Unfortunately, work had gone through a huge uptick and time was harder to schedule. Harder, but not impossible and last week I hooked up with one of those 3.
18 months of going without took a full night of sex to get it all out of my system but luckily she was up to the task. In fact, we were planning another round for this weekend.
Then, out of the blue, my "housewife on the side" from before sent me a message saying she wants to start over with me. I’m happy to drop all these others to be with her but it just seems too bizarre. My life feels like some weird tradgi-comedy.
Some time ago I was seeing a cute housewife on the side. Not a great body but a beautiful face which really makes a difference for me. But the best past was that she could keep up with me in bed which is always a challenge. We were seeing each other for about 2 years until she pulled the plug – said she couldn’t keep seeing me if we couldn’t be full time which isn’t possible for either of us.
We broke up about a year and a half ago and I was pretty much celibate for about a year. I just wasn’t interested in anybody else. She had meant that much to me.
Earlier this year the itch got too strong and when I found this site I started doing a little mongering to blow off some steam. My problem – especially after a long time without – is that I need about 4 hours and 3 good pops to feel relief and there aren’t a lot of providers who can do that. Still, a little is better than zero so I was checking out a few places here and there.
About a month ago I read a post here in which somebody was complaining that Tinder is just a bunch of older housewives – which is exactly my target audience – so I got an account and got going. Fortunately, I had a buddy who recently did a photo shoot for me so I had a few dozen pictures of myself to go through to pick out a few good shots to put up on my profile.
In about a week I had 10 responses, 3 of which seemed very interested. Unfortunately, work had gone through a huge uptick and time was harder to schedule. Harder, but not impossible and last week I hooked up with one of those 3.
18 months of going without took a full night of sex to get it all out of my system but luckily she was up to the task. In fact, we were planning another round for this weekend.
Then, out of the blue, my "housewife on the side" from before sent me a message saying she wants to start over with me. I’m happy to drop all these others to be with her but it just seems too bizarre. My life feels like some weird tradgi-comedy.
