Service and/or Provider's Name:
Mimi (Heart & Heart)
Date of Encounter:
April 24, 2017
Contact Method:
http://www.a-heartandheart.com/top/profile?id=29
Appointment Length & Costs:
60 min - ¥19,000
Type/Location:
Hinodecho Soapland
Language Notes:
All Japanese -- and that's the key
Details of the Encounter:
Hey, gang... I'm really exhausted today (it's 1 a.m.) and not feeling too well after a few nights of minimal sleep, so I'm going to keep this remarkably short. I just wanted to post a new review of Mimi as opposed to just commenting on the other review, so it can have equal weight.
About a week ago, a fellow TAGger did not have a good time with Mimi at H&H in Hinodecho, and posted this fair and informative review of his experience:
https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/first-time-in-heart-and-heart-soapland.14533/
Based on his review, I was trying to see Uehara from H&H, primarily because she is one of the (currently three) gaijin-friendly girls there, and because her profile says she loves to sing. But alas, today is her day off, so again I was offered Mimi and another girl who did not interest me at all. I decided to try Mimi because the other reviewer said she had a fantastic body and if the photos were correct, that looked to be true. Her face did indeed not look that cute or friendly on the cards, but what the hell, amirite? We all know that YMMV.
When she met me at the stairs, I bowed deeply (facetiously) and said, "Yoroshiku onegai itashimasu" and still bowing, I looked up and gave her a wink just to break the ice. She busted out laughing, and the entire time we were together, we laughed as much as we did anything. I mean, this was some of the most downright fun I've had with a walk-in shop provider. So, apparently speaking some Japanese -- and being willing to act like a clown -- makes all the difference in her attitude, or maybe she was having a bad day for the other guy.
And then there's the elephant in the room -- two of them actually. Her amazing boobs. Sweet molten Jesus in a Pokemon ball, they are truly fantastic. She has to have the most amazing natural breasts I've ever seen. If they are not the top, they are tied for the top. I am not a boob guy, and wouldn't judge a woman without a rack like hers harshly, but since she has 'em, let me give credit where it's due. They are really big, perfectly spherical, firm and yet supple and completely real. Best of all, they are crested with absolutely round, ¥500 coin-sized nipples right in the centers. I'm telling you, I think she's breast perfection. I have a GF/SB in Guam who has big hard fake breasts that are basically an attempt to look like Mimi's real ones. And while she is not a skinny girl, there is no way I could call her fat. Her waist has some density (thank God, to support those breasts) but her stomach is fairly flat, her thighs are slim (IMO) and her skin is just amazing. How does a girl who spends all day in and around bathwater keep her skin so moisturized and smooth? Must be all the "lotion" from her clients. Hmmmmm. The more I looked at her and the more she smiled, the more I decided she's actually got a pretty face, too.
Unlike my experience at Peach the previous day, Mimi and I were in good sync with each other the whole time. We had an easy time cuddling and kissing and I have to tell you, she fits into my arms like a missing puzzle piece and she had no complaints about hugging and even squeezing each other really tightly (as in she reciprocated, but perhaps she was trying to make me pass out so she could rob me). It felt fantastic to hold her both in the tub and on the bed (no mat play with the 60 min course, I guess) and even 子NED, who is usually slow to take an interest, was unusually eager to get in on the action with Miss Mimi.
I don't usually expect much in terms of GFE from a walk-in shop, but as I said, she and I clicked well, physically and personality wise, and there was also a rather interesting moment where I asked her how I could make her cum. In fact, I told her that I didn't even care if I did, if she would. Does that make grammatical sense? Fuck it, I feel like I may drop dead any minute so I'm not fixing anything. Now.. that's the kind of thing for me to say to a provider that might have you facepalming... "NED, you tosser, you just made it so she could lie there all session and fake an orgasm at the end and you'd be out on your arse, mate..."
First of all, what's with the British accent?
Second, yeah, she could have done that. Know what she did instead? She confessed to me that she's inorgasmic. As in, she can't cum. She said things feel really good, but she never cums.
Ahem.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm always willing to play the game on hard mode. So, I went to work on her for about 10-15 minutes, who knows? She, thank God, wasn't making any cartoonish noises, but she did seem to be enjoying herself based on physiological responses to include rapid respiration, involuntary shudders, and an increase in temperature and lubricity of her vulva (science, you monsters!) and even the warm and welcoming valley between her breasts (I want to build a house there) was starting to smell deliciously of aroused Mimi. I was doing FIV and flicking her clit with my tongue and then working my way up to her incredible chest, had a good rhythm going, stroking the G spot, wishing I had one of those finger condoms with the little bumps on it to help her get off, and then... do you know what happened?
Yes.
I gave up.
I got a frigging leg cramp and I've had a long day and little sleep and she wasn't going to pop. But I haven't given up permanently. Oh, no. I may even go back tomorrow, actually. (It will probably be her day off and I'll get stuck with Uehara finally.) I have a quest to get this girl's rocks off even if I have to bring Manami with me to make it happen. That's kind of the nuclear solution, though. What's that you say? Give her a good rogering? C'mon, man. My dick doesn't even make me cum, it isn't going to lead her into enlightenment. Nope, it's going to be fingers and tongue and toys and possibly a bag of live eels if I can get one.
When the deeds were all done and the showering was over, we had iced coffee and laughed our butts off over stuff you wouldn't find funny if I told you. It was ridiculous how loud we were laughing. On the way out, I pretended like I was going to push her down the narrow stairs and she laughed so hard I thought she might actually fall. So, then I did push her down the stairs in sacrifice to my dark god. Just kidding. We got to the bottom and we were giggling like idiots and the tencho guy gave us this look like "WT actual F, mate?" and I was like, you too with the British accent to your facial expressions?
So, clearly, I had a very different experience with Mimi, and I wanted to do her a solid and mention it. BUT the rest of you fuckers stay away from her. She's my girlfriend now.
*sigh* I actually wish that were true.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.
Closing Comments:
Will repeat, will repeat. I may go back tomorrow. I know me. I probably will.
Shop: 6.5
Face: 7 (but love is blind)
Body: 9.5 (for me, anyway. Goddamn, she felt good in my arms.)
Attitude: 10 all the way
I was in such a good mood driving home that I even screamed along to track three of Once More 'Round the Sun, which is the worst song on the worst Mastodon album, but I was digging it. So, there's that.
And if you will excuse me, I really think I may be dying. If you never see another post from me.........
Mimi (Heart & Heart)
Date of Encounter:
April 24, 2017
Contact Method:
http://www.a-heartandheart.com/top/profile?id=29
Appointment Length & Costs:
60 min - ¥19,000
Type/Location:
Hinodecho Soapland
Language Notes:
All Japanese -- and that's the key
Details of the Encounter:
Hey, gang... I'm really exhausted today (it's 1 a.m.) and not feeling too well after a few nights of minimal sleep, so I'm going to keep this remarkably short. I just wanted to post a new review of Mimi as opposed to just commenting on the other review, so it can have equal weight.
About a week ago, a fellow TAGger did not have a good time with Mimi at H&H in Hinodecho, and posted this fair and informative review of his experience:
https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/first-time-in-heart-and-heart-soapland.14533/
Based on his review, I was trying to see Uehara from H&H, primarily because she is one of the (currently three) gaijin-friendly girls there, and because her profile says she loves to sing. But alas, today is her day off, so again I was offered Mimi and another girl who did not interest me at all. I decided to try Mimi because the other reviewer said she had a fantastic body and if the photos were correct, that looked to be true. Her face did indeed not look that cute or friendly on the cards, but what the hell, amirite? We all know that YMMV.
When she met me at the stairs, I bowed deeply (facetiously) and said, "Yoroshiku onegai itashimasu" and still bowing, I looked up and gave her a wink just to break the ice. She busted out laughing, and the entire time we were together, we laughed as much as we did anything. I mean, this was some of the most downright fun I've had with a walk-in shop provider. So, apparently speaking some Japanese -- and being willing to act like a clown -- makes all the difference in her attitude, or maybe she was having a bad day for the other guy.
And then there's the elephant in the room -- two of them actually. Her amazing boobs. Sweet molten Jesus in a Pokemon ball, they are truly fantastic. She has to have the most amazing natural breasts I've ever seen. If they are not the top, they are tied for the top. I am not a boob guy, and wouldn't judge a woman without a rack like hers harshly, but since she has 'em, let me give credit where it's due. They are really big, perfectly spherical, firm and yet supple and completely real. Best of all, they are crested with absolutely round, ¥500 coin-sized nipples right in the centers. I'm telling you, I think she's breast perfection. I have a GF/SB in Guam who has big hard fake breasts that are basically an attempt to look like Mimi's real ones. And while she is not a skinny girl, there is no way I could call her fat. Her waist has some density (thank God, to support those breasts) but her stomach is fairly flat, her thighs are slim (IMO) and her skin is just amazing. How does a girl who spends all day in and around bathwater keep her skin so moisturized and smooth? Must be all the "lotion" from her clients. Hmmmmm. The more I looked at her and the more she smiled, the more I decided she's actually got a pretty face, too.
Unlike my experience at Peach the previous day, Mimi and I were in good sync with each other the whole time. We had an easy time cuddling and kissing and I have to tell you, she fits into my arms like a missing puzzle piece and she had no complaints about hugging and even squeezing each other really tightly (as in she reciprocated, but perhaps she was trying to make me pass out so she could rob me). It felt fantastic to hold her both in the tub and on the bed (no mat play with the 60 min course, I guess) and even 子NED, who is usually slow to take an interest, was unusually eager to get in on the action with Miss Mimi.
I don't usually expect much in terms of GFE from a walk-in shop, but as I said, she and I clicked well, physically and personality wise, and there was also a rather interesting moment where I asked her how I could make her cum. In fact, I told her that I didn't even care if I did, if she would. Does that make grammatical sense? Fuck it, I feel like I may drop dead any minute so I'm not fixing anything. Now.. that's the kind of thing for me to say to a provider that might have you facepalming... "NED, you tosser, you just made it so she could lie there all session and fake an orgasm at the end and you'd be out on your arse, mate..."
First of all, what's with the British accent?
Second, yeah, she could have done that. Know what she did instead? She confessed to me that she's inorgasmic. As in, she can't cum. She said things feel really good, but she never cums.
Ahem.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm always willing to play the game on hard mode. So, I went to work on her for about 10-15 minutes, who knows? She, thank God, wasn't making any cartoonish noises, but she did seem to be enjoying herself based on physiological responses to include rapid respiration, involuntary shudders, and an increase in temperature and lubricity of her vulva (science, you monsters!) and even the warm and welcoming valley between her breasts (I want to build a house there) was starting to smell deliciously of aroused Mimi. I was doing FIV and flicking her clit with my tongue and then working my way up to her incredible chest, had a good rhythm going, stroking the G spot, wishing I had one of those finger condoms with the little bumps on it to help her get off, and then... do you know what happened?
Yes.
I gave up.
I got a frigging leg cramp and I've had a long day and little sleep and she wasn't going to pop. But I haven't given up permanently. Oh, no. I may even go back tomorrow, actually. (It will probably be her day off and I'll get stuck with Uehara finally.) I have a quest to get this girl's rocks off even if I have to bring Manami with me to make it happen. That's kind of the nuclear solution, though. What's that you say? Give her a good rogering? C'mon, man. My dick doesn't even make me cum, it isn't going to lead her into enlightenment. Nope, it's going to be fingers and tongue and toys and possibly a bag of live eels if I can get one.
When the deeds were all done and the showering was over, we had iced coffee and laughed our butts off over stuff you wouldn't find funny if I told you. It was ridiculous how loud we were laughing. On the way out, I pretended like I was going to push her down the narrow stairs and she laughed so hard I thought she might actually fall. So, then I did push her down the stairs in sacrifice to my dark god. Just kidding. We got to the bottom and we were giggling like idiots and the tencho guy gave us this look like "WT actual F, mate?" and I was like, you too with the British accent to your facial expressions?
So, clearly, I had a very different experience with Mimi, and I wanted to do her a solid and mention it. BUT the rest of you fuckers stay away from her. She's my girlfriend now.
*sigh* I actually wish that were true.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.
Closing Comments:
Will repeat, will repeat. I may go back tomorrow. I know me. I probably will.
Shop: 6.5
Face: 7 (but love is blind)
Body: 9.5 (for me, anyway. Goddamn, she felt good in my arms.)
Attitude: 10 all the way
I was in such a good mood driving home that I even screamed along to track three of Once More 'Round the Sun, which is the worst song on the worst Mastodon album, but I was digging it. So, there's that.
And if you will excuse me, I really think I may be dying. If you never see another post from me.........
Last edited:
