Mister Roboto here - just returned from Gotanda, or should I say "Blow-tanda." Hah, hah, hah. Actually, I was headed to my usual place, Dio for a double-header BJ by two chicks, but decided to walk around and spread the love (and Yen) around. Now, it's Sunday, around 11:30 a.m., so I don't expect much action, but I was surprised. "Seek and yea will find" says the good book. So, I see this sign (see 1st photo attached) and it appears there is a place on the top floor with pretty chicks. I don't read Kanji, so I wasn't sure if it was a club, strip joint, or whatever. I also noticed another sign right next to it which looked more like a massage parlor. So, I decided to go for the top floor, get in the elevator, and the door opens into the usual massage parlor type of waiting area. Low couch, glass table with candy in a glass dish, t.v. on, manga magazines all over the place, seedy indeed. There's a Japanese guy asleep watching some marathon on t.v., wakes up like in shell shock, then starts talking to me really fast in Japanese. I don't speak much Japanese, so I just said "massage girl VIP service." He showed me a price list on one of those cheesy, laminated thingies, then I asked for the 12,000 Yen listing, not sure of what I was getting. I did notice, strangely, that the cheapest listing, 9,000 Yen, was for VIP service, which I thought was odd. So, I give him 15,000 Yen (on purpose) so he would have to leave and I could get a good look at the joint before I put my shit out there. He leaves, and goes down to another floor, I believe it was the 2nd, and comes back about 10 minutes later with the change. While he was gone I was completely alone I'm sure. So, Mister Roboto thinks quick, and takes a camera photo of the listing for the benefit of my Bro's on TAG. (see 2nd photo attached) He comes back with the change, and invites me back into the elevator he just came out of. We went to another floor, forgot which, sorry, and that's where the massage rooms were. After that a Chinese chick, pushing 40 or so, not bad looking, 5'4" small boobs, typical Asian body, comes out, and takes me into the usual small massage room, but it had a mirror on the side wall next to the bed which I thought was interesting and something new. Here's what happened next in chronological order: shower (with her nude); regular massage; erotic massage; BJ with rubber; FS with rubber, ending with legit massage. She appeared to be getting into it, but you never know with these broads. I gave her a mikon, some candy, a hug, and said Sayonara. I might go back because I felt the place was Gaijin friendly, the girl was pretty good, price was right, and the place didn't smell like an ash tray. I never asked her name, which I rarely do, like to keep it on the down low at all times. Stealth is best in my opinion. East Exit, Gotanda station, right around the corner from Dio/Emozione in front of the "Oyster Palace" I believe it is. If you need better directions, give me a holler, or search for the Dio/Emozione place.