Seems I can’t get any good help on this site so this afternoon I decided to TOFTT and share my experience.. I got up the courage to check out one of these gaijin friendly pink saloons (I’m improving on my local lingo) At the counter where I pay a nice young gal took my entrance fee, with the young male tencho supervising to make sure everything was smooth. They even handed me a coffee while I waited in line to be serviced. They even had some donut looking toy or something for sale I could stick right on there if I were into that kinky shit. But no grumpy reception nor did I have to leave my cell phone in a basket. I did offer it though, to their great confusion. Anyway, I could not clearly understand all the Nihongo but something about if I wanted a cover in case I wanted to “take it outside”!! Wow, a blowjob outside! I love this country!! I said ok as it was a bit sunny outside and thought at least a condom could offer some decent spf benefits. So I got in line to wait my turn and have to say watching all the cute girls in the cosplay outfits, I guess this one had some bizarre Starbucks theme going on or something, I rose to attention! Honestly I had to do something so I excused myself and headed to the restroom to get the job started a little bit. Well one thing led to another and a few ropes were released. And shit if I went back a whole line of ojisans hadn’t already taken my place... Well, it was 20 minutes later or so after all... Being very embarrassed and the deed already completed in my good hands, I decided for today to cut my losses at the 640 yen entrance fee - who knows what kind of upsells I would be in for - and told the friendly staff they will be seeing me again soon (and sorry about the restroom!) Well if you are into cosplay and always fantasized about getting your frankfurter suckled by your local barrista, I think this place is for you! Damn I bet the Seattle honsha would be pissed as hell though knowing the pink saloons here are appropriating their branding for tongue primings of ojisans’ milkshake machines! But I certainly won’t be tattling!! Did I say the batch of homemade sulfur spray I made for after my bbbj (just in case and better safe than sorry!) leaked and burnt a big hole right through my jeans?! Missed the nuts by literally a hair. Ah but that’s a story for another day gents.
