I want to become a porn stars

[9inchdick]

I'm 6'2, 200lbs, good shape, long blonde hair male with a 9 inch dick ready to fuck!

 

[jhingy567]

come on now, you've gotta upload more than a sad-looking bed pic for the TAG scouts to take notice.
but you do look a little like richard branson. maybe forget the porn career, just pass yourself as him then fuck any woman you want?

 

[MikeH]

Yeah, there is a massive shortage of white guys wanting to become porn stars in Japan. And you definitely came to the right place to apply as one. Just wait for the messages coming to your inbox, no need to contact us any further.

 

[impish]

You want to be "porn stars"? So you want to be more than one? How many do you want to be?

 

[roots reggae]

Seriously?

Edit:

And I want a dozen young, fit, stunning, talented ladies, who all find me irresistible.
I have a very big imagination.

 

[warubuta]

We only accept applications where dick length is quoted in metric. sorry.

 

[AMcguyver]

We only accept applications where dick length is quoted in metric. sorry.

So just change it from 9inches to a more realistic 9mm and he’s good to go right?

 

[JaquesAfrog]

Does your mother know you write such things on the internet?